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Merged Their Return

Remember- We will need 50%+1. Its supposed to be a democratic skywards fart. They will descend only if most of humans join to create the gas flow.
 
King of the Americas said:
Just wait, and we'll see...
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I suppose if enough nutters decide there will be UFO's there will be some UFO sightings. What's more, throngs of people will be there with cameras of all sorts, still and moving: news teams, paparazzi, ordinary folk with their digicams. What would you like to be there will not be a single credible or clearly defined UFO picture resulting?
 
Sean84 said:
I'm still waiting for any reason to be given for the assumption that looking up makes aliens magically appear.

Got anything yet?
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It's been over 10 weeks since I asked this...

GeeMack - 16th January 2011 said:
I think whoever made up the scenario left out some very important points. All the responses so far have answered to the fantasy. Nobody said this, that, or the other thing was against the rules. Do these made up aliens understand English, French, Morse Code? Can they read sheet music? Are they able to perceive varying frequencies of light, radio waves, sound? Do they see everything in black and white, red and blue, a range of colors far beyond our own ability to see colors? Are they a million miles away, a thousand, hiding behind the moon, just outside our atmosphere but cloaked and invisible? Do we have to wait for them to come through a time hole or from another dimension? Can we send our request through that time hole or into that other dimension? Psychically? By smell? With shapes? Does a cake with varying thicknesses of layers mean something to these made up aliens? And that's just getting started.
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So although you bring up a very good point, Sean84, the evidence suggests it will be met with the same kind of ignorance as all the other good comments and questions have been.
 
Yeah_Right said:
Just this royal wedding? Why not when Chuck and Diana married? Or when all this other big royal weddings took place, they weren't as big as this one? Not even the major C and D marriage? Trying to see the logic here.
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Logic and Kota? No chance.
 
King of the Americas said:
...pssst...there's no such thing as 'aliens'...
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Whatwhatwhat? Unless you are going to redefine single quotation marks like Rramjet's double quotation marks, you might have forgotten the topic.

King of the Americas said:
So, lets pretend for a moment that all the anecdotes ARE accurate,
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ALIEN ANECDOTE said:
Mr. & Mrs. McMullen, Miss Sharon Burgess and two school students saw a mysterious object heading towards the McMullen home from a nearby hill.

The disc-shaped UFO, approximately 13 feet in diameter and 8 feet high, hovered 7 feet above a palm tree, a 150 feet distance from the house.

Two occupants dressed in white, tight outfits and with headgear, were seen through its transparent dome.

Prior to the incident and during the twenty minutes the 'saucer' was present, Mr. & Mrs. McMullen noted audio and visual interference on their TV... also they complained of a smell, like ammonia, that burned their noses and eyes.
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Could we please agree on a day when the "united farting skywards" thingy shall take place? My colleagues already look a bit suspicious in my direction because of the strange odor on the corridor along the offices. I guess I can't go on for a long time before I'm being found out, and my stomach won't forgive me my actual diet (sour milk in the coffee in the morning, lots of chilis and cabbage, and a few stale beers to flush that down with) for more than another few days either. I know it's all for a good cause, but there are limits. Thank you.
 
carlitos said:
Whatwhatwhat? Unless you are going to redefine single quotation marks like Rramjet's double quotation marks, you might have forgotten the topic.
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You got that all wrong. 'They' are not aliens, but gods. Or super-humans. Or whatever else KotA makes up.
 
Correa Neto said:
Not to mention that since they evolve, they may become methane-breathers and actually be pleased by your... Uhm... Offer.
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So they are Titans! :eye-poppi

King of the Americas said:
...pssst...there's no such thing as 'aliens'...
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Hey! I thought you said this was the thread where we were to suspend our disbelief for a moment. Now you're telling us what does and doesn't exist. Pfft!
 
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