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Merged Their Return

Ok,let's leave reality behind. Behind is the operative word. What about my "Mooning Skyward" Kota?
 
Well, if you pretend all anecdotes are true, the gods have mixed tastes. Some enjoy barbecued sacrifices while others will like it raw. This means the barbecue fans might find some use for the methane.

Not to mention that since they evolve, they may become methane-breathers and actually be pleased by your... Uhm... Offer.

So, now I propose a moment farting skywards as a valid way to test this theory.

I claim -again- victory on this thread.
 
Correa Neto said:
Well, if you pretend all anecdotes are true, the gods have mixed tastes. Some enjoy barbecued sacrifices while others will like it raw. This means the barbecue fans might find some use for the methane.

Not to mention that since they evolve, they may become methane-breathers and actually be pleased by your... Uhm... Offer.

So, now I propose a moment farting skywards as a valid way to test this theory.

I claim -again- victory on this thread.
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I had black beans and rice for supper last night, and plan on finishing the leftovers tonight. It's food of the gods anyway, so perhaps they'll come down for a plate. If not, I'm ready for the "fart skyward" challenge anyway. So far, I regret to say they've been unresponsive.
 
Correa Neto said:
Well, if you pretend all anecdotes are true, the gods have mixed tastes. Some enjoy barbecued sacrifices while others will like it raw. This means the barbecue fans might find some use for the methane.

Not to mention that since they evolve, they may become methane-breathers and actually be pleased by your... Uhm... Offer.

So, now I propose a moment farting skywards as a valid way to test this theory.

I claim -again- victory on this thread.
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It will make the anal probing a lot easier too.
 
KotA will surely be impressed about our united efforts, especially the "energy" we are willing to emit and invest, only to make his dreams come true.
If he'd be a personal witness to our actions, I'm sure it would literally make his eyes water.
 
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If we all have a letter painted on our backsides we can send them text messages too,with a little organization. I suggest "please tell us how to carve stone".
 
dafydd said:
If we all have a letter painted on our backsides we can send them text messages too,with a little organization. I suggest "please tell us how to carve stone".
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But if everyone isn't standing in the right order they might get the wrong message, something like these...

  • please tell us roaches won't vote

  • please tell us hot ancestor wove

  • please tell us who sent overcoat

On the other hand, we might get back a useful reply if we make a mistake like this...

  • please tell us hooters won't cave
 
GeeMack said:
But if everyone isn't standing in the right order they might get the wrong message, something like these...

  • please tell us roaches won't vote

  • please tell us hot ancestor wove

  • please tell us who sent overcoat

On the other hand, we might get back a useful reply if we make a mistake like this...

  • please tell us hooters won't cave
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We'll get the Chinese Olympic Committee to organize it.
 
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