Cont: The Valley of the Wood Apes, part 2

[jerrywayne]

Good lord, Oklahoma is becoming the number one place for Bigfoot myth mongering:

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/...cle_c8bc7d67-db1f-55aa-837c-80bcf8f993b2.html

 

[Resume]

Good lord, Oklahoma is becoming the number one place for Bigfoot myth mongering:

http://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/...cle_c8bc7d67-db1f-55aa-837c-80bcf8f993b2.html

Noted author and TV personality Lyle Blackburn . . .

Noted by whom, exactly?

Robert Swain, author of the "Laughsquatch" cartoon series . . .

The symposium intellectual.

 

[Squatchy McSquatch]

Nut cracking station.

You guy's are too much

 

[Agatha]

The internal machinations of another forum are not on topic in this forum.

Please also remember that you must not post the real-life information of any member, even inactive ones, unless it is publicly available and relevant to the thread. See rule 8.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Agatha

 

[Jodie]

Dang Agatha, it was the most interesting news in this thread in awhile and it was absolutely related to Wood Apes.

 

[Jodie]

Anyone interested in Justin Beiber's inverted nipples and how that's a common characteristic of wood apes? I don't think he's a member here.

 

[Resume]

Dang Agatha, it was the most interesting news in this thread in awhile and it was absolutely related to Wood Apes.

Dang Agatha, it was the most interesting news baldest-ass assertion in this thread in awhile and it was absolutely related to Wood Apes.

FI, etc.

 

[Jodie]

Oh well, I leave it up to y'all to figure out who I was talking about.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I don't see how you can sit there and say that the Mountain Monster Yahoo attack was an "obviously fake encounter."

In the link below, they fend off an attack by the Ohio Grassman. Clearly this is a skilled group of investigators who know their way around the woods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=118-FfG6ZAs

 

[Jodie]

That is the most asinine show, have you watched it recently?

 

[Pterodactyl]

That is the most asinine show, have you watched it recently?

I haven't... has it gotten worse?
Awesome.

 

[The Shrike]

I haven't... has it gotten worse?
Awesome.

Wiki: "More recently the recurring Rogue Team has spied on and sabotaged the AIMS team and their investigations."

 

[HarryHenderson]

I don't see how you can sit there and say that the Mountain Monster Yahoo attack was an "obviously fake encounter."

In the link below, they fend off an attack by the Ohio Grassman. Clearly this is a skilled group of investigators who know their way around the woods.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=118-FfG6ZAs

"Clearly." Actually the version I watched was punishing, probably a bootleg from Russia. Some doofus had meticulously edited out any visual of the Grassman® himself. The show just became spooked fat guys in the woods at night. On a whim I looked up "entertainment" in the dictionary and cripes almighty there they are, number 13 on the I-Guess-It's-Entertainment list, though they are listed under their prison gang name, Chester's Molesters. Who knew?!

 

[Jodie]

I haven't... has it gotten worse?
Awesome.

Beyond bad.

 

[LTC8K6]

It's so bad, that you have to treat it as a bigfoot comedy/parody show, and then it's good.

 

[Pterodactyl]

It's so bad, that you have to treat it as a bigfoot comedy/parody show, and then it's good.

That's my take. It's a Finding Bigfoot spoof, basically.

 

[Drewbot]

The area X stuff was very much like a spoof show.

I am thinking of pitching a sitcom pilot based loosely on the antics of Area X people, Northern Lights and The Guy at BFF who thinks Bigfoot lives in a park in Chicago, I mean seriously, think of the dialogue.

Just the tree break incident would be one 1/2 hour episode.

Then you have your Bigfoot was pretending to be a Log episode

Of course you would have to do an episode on the Echo Incident.

and the Feet tangled in a chair, popping off a few rounds at a rustiling shadow, while falling incident.

The Good N Plenty incident of course

The episode where the lead actor has a pretend flip out about people walking on public property near his area.

The discovery of the nut-cracking station

 

[Jodie]

It would be just as good as Mountain Monsters. We missed the boat on commercialization of bigfoot.

 

[Resume]

The area X stuff was very much like a spoof show.

I am thinking of pitching a sitcom pilot based loosely on the antics of Area X people, Northern Lights and The Guy at BFF who thinks Bigfoot lives in a park in Chicago, I mean seriously, think of the dialogue.

Just the tree break incident would be one 1/2 hour episode.

Then you have your Bigfoot was pretending to be a Log episode

Of course you would have to do an episode on the Echo Incident.

and the Feet tangled in a chair, popping off a few rounds at a rustiling shadow, while falling incident.

The Good N Plenty incident of course

The episode where the lead actor has a pretend flip out about people walking on public property near his area.

The discovery of the nut-cracking station

Needs more Sasfooty.

 

[barehl]

That is the most asinine show, have you watched it recently?

I've only watched it a couple of times. On one of the episodes they "almost" captured a fire elemental. That really cracked me up. The hilarious part is that any time they supposedly get near anything interesting the cameras show their faces in closeup instead of whatever they are supposed to be looking at. As I recall, that same pattern was used on ghost hunters and finding bigfoot.