Actually, not a secret forum, but a forum controlled by someone with a direct interest in DDWFTTW.
Ah yes, a place where you can hide from people with actual knowledge of things, and you can ruminate in your own stew. Don't let in those who know better, they might spoil the fantasy party.
In the strange "frames universe", where KE comes and goes at will, can you step off a falling escalator at the last minute and land unharmed like a daisy? KE = 0 for the escalator in your "frame", right? Or maybe a falling treadmill. Does it matter how fast the treadmill is turning when you hit the ground? Perhaps if you move it fast enough, you will have KE = 0. Or defuse the dynamite. Don't tell that to the ground, which knows better and will smash you like a trout.
Do you know what I give you "frame boys"? Razzberries!