The Troofers dist... dixt... dictionary

Ignore,v.....def..[Refuse to acknowledge]

Ignore,v (jref)...def..[ Euphemism for 'raising the shields' as in Star Trek]
 
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Debunked,v.....def..[Expose while ridiculing; esp. of pretentious or false claims and ideas]

Debunked.v (jref)....def..[ Say you have Exposed while ridiculing; esp. of pretentious or false claims and ideas, Back it up with dozens of colleagues who agree]
 
Arkan_Wolfshade said:
Take your message to the 'net
Remain steadfast in your conclusions, even in the face of evidence to the contrary
Under no circumstances make a concrete claim
Tell them you are, "Just asking questions"
Hope they don't notice your logical fallacies
Make sure you post lots of pictures
Overlook any evidence that doesn't support your hypothesis
Veil your lack of comprehension by link dumping threads
Evade calls to show your work, for you know you haven't done it
Meddle with quotes so they say what you need
Equate your opponents with shills and mouthpieces
Never admit that you might be wrong
Tell everyone you know, even if they're not interested.
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911 truth movement - eternal failure
 
qarnos said:
I like this one, but I'd suggest an alternate definition:

rebunk - to alter a theory or idea to counter a fact that invalidates the theory.
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I prefer the original. :)

However, I think there needs to be a word for your definition: I suggest wootate. (alternate spelling: wutate.)
 
Ok here is another one

The pentagoose - meaning the pentagon because everyone gets fooled by what happened at the pentagon.

:-) :-)
 
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eromitlab said:
al-CIA-duh - the real group that pulled off the alleged events of 9/11 (can't take credit for that one; it's frequently used by a Jonesie on reddit)

conspiralcy - a small group of people that secretly plot and orchestrate a huge event, marked by a rapid increase in the number of people needed to orchestrate and execute the event as questions are asked and new material is needed

coolintelpro - openly accusing the government of watching your actions regarding troof because they see you as a threat and deriding them for it even though you know it's not actually happening, while secretly hoping that it will happen because it will make you feel important and noteworthy

detale - an inconsistency found in the events of 9/11 that is best explained with a rambling and fictional account, backed up with nothing tangible

infowar - the battle between the evil government and selfless patriots like Alex Jones for control over what you think, say and do; usually fought and infrequently won by only one side

Jonesie - believer in whatever Alex Jones says on his radio show and posts on his websites, awaits Jones's calls to "take action" and does so when asked

legitimaze - an attempt made by a troofer to prove their claims with a lengthy list of links detailing many different theories and inconsistencies regarding 9/11, some of which may contradict each other

postoolates - new questions asked and allegations made about 9/11 well after previous questions and statements are thoroughly debunked and posters have moved on, usually days later

prooth - conjecture and assumptions, posted on conspiracy websites and later used on forums and other posts on conspiracy websites as irrefutable evidense in order to recruit more members; also can exist in an alternate form, pr00th

take action - what Alex Jones asks his Jonesies to do after being told of the latest threat to their lives; entails buying DVDs, black t-shirts and black hoodies, subscribing to the premium version of prisonplanet, paying for pro-freedom webhosting and Internet service and donating to the Ron Paul campaign, among other things

textpert - a troofer that reads a general overview of a complex field of study and declares themselves to be an expert in that particular field, but only when necessary to legitimize their evidense

troof-o-scope - a troofer's video camera, used to document their spreading of the troof and whether or not the government is watching your actions

troofnewz - a new Alex Jones website for those who have heard bad things about infowars, prisonplanet and jonesreport but are still looking for an unbiased source for the news the Main Stream Media™ doesn't want to get out; also can exist in an alternate form, tr00thnewz

tr00th - irrefutable proof of what happened on 9/11, as told by rebellious high school kids and disaffected college dropouts that you can totally trust and know the subjects of which they speak front to back and inside and out

tr00thers - a handful of rebellious high school kids and disaffected college dropouts waving signs and chanting slogans from a bullhorn on a street corner; usually wearing black t-shirts or hoodies and handing out flyers that detail their evidense or prooth
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Can anyone imagine what the country would be like if Alex Jones where the president what would be different? What would change? Would that mean the government would have to reveal all it secrets, and pull out and end the war in Iraq which would be a good thing, and would it mean no more plotting to commit acts of mass murder? What else would Alex Jones being president of the unted states mean?

:eye-poppi:eye-poppi:crowded::jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp
 
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thecritta said:
Can anyone imagine what the country would be like if Alex Jones where the president what would be different? What would change? Would that mean the government would have to reveal all it secrets, and pull out and end the war in Iraq which would be a good thing, and would it mean no more plotting to commit acts of mass murder? What else would Alex Jones being president of the unted states mean?

:eye-poppi:eye-poppi:crowded::jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp
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It would mean we would have the absolute dumbest president ever.
 
thecritta said:
Can anyone imagine what the country would be like if Alex Jones where the president what would be different? What would change? Would that mean the government would have to reveal all it secrets, and pull out and end the war in Iraq which would be a good thing, and would it mean no more plotting to commit acts of mass murder? What else would Alex Jones being president of the unted states mean?
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Hmm judging from experiences one makes again and again with "truthers", especially of the Jonesite persuasion, I'd expect the following:

- Introduction of censorships
- Plenty of arrests without warrant
- A big upswing for neonazis
- Militant militias all over the country murdering democrats
- Alex cheering them on
- The USA turning to isolationism and being cut off from world markets by way of the dollar losing value fast; widespread poverty and unemployment
- A boost to extremist factions in the mideast, potentially leading to civil wars and wars between countries
- Pogroms stateside against Jews and Muslims
- The institution of a Propaganda Ministry
 
Boing 767: A type of super-bouncy rubber aircraft that no-planers believe exists.

Squibbing: When a truther opens his mouth, a big puff of bull emerges.
Example: "Did you see Jesse Ventura squibbing on TV last night?"

Thermole: "Scientist" truther who pops up from his hole and sprouts pseudo-physics.

PentaGran: When truthers dig up old theories.
 
Dash80 said:
Boing 767: A type of super-bouncy rubber aircraft that no-planers believe exists.

Squibbing: When a truther opens his mouth, a big puff of bull emerges.
Example: "Did you see Jesse Ventura squibbing on TV last night?"
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:D :thumbsup:

Yay, Bell, for such a classic thread!:)
 
thecritta said:
Can anyone imagine what the country would be like if Alex Jones where the president what would be different? What would change? Would that mean the government would have to reveal all it secrets, and pull out and end the war in Iraq which would be a good thing, and would it mean no more plotting to commit acts of mass murder? What else would Alex Jones being president of the unted states mean?

:eye-poppi:eye-poppi:crowded::jaw-dropp:jaw-dropp
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It would mean that the USA would be the laughing stock of the world. Why not go the whole hog and have the Three Stooges run things?
 
dafydd said:
It would mean that the USA would be the laughing stock of the world. Why not go the whole hog and have the Three Stooges run things?
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There was this hilarious picture by that guy who specialises in those ridiculous anti vaccination/anti nwo giffs.

It showed Bush Rumsfeld and Cheney in orange jumpsuits, being lead away, with Alex Jones as the judge.

Never mind Bush being led away in chains, the idea of a universe were Alex Jones, is a judge never mind passing the bar, is terrifying....
 
De Bunker: A place truthers hide out in, usually found in Mom's basement.

Nose-outitis: A common disease amongst kooks. Caused by repetitive lying and constant ignorance of physics/reality. Symptoms are severe and lasting, they include psychosis and a Pinocchio-like lengthening of the nose. The disease rarely responds to treatment, especially common sense or logic. The long term solution is to place sufferer in tight white jacket and remove from society.
 
Averyian flu: Irritating virus, avoid at all costs.

Armitage Shanks-Ville: truthers crapping on plane victims.
 
Holy Woo! actor: Actors who support the 9/11 conspiracy. See also: D-list actor.
 
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