The Troofers dist... dixt... dictionary

Oliver said:
Could someone in here translate the term "Realistice" that some
of the truthmovement use ... and/or it´s meaning? :confused:
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Realistice? From latin "realistitium". -stitium; a stoppage, therefore stoppage of reality. Look up solstice for references ;)

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And what does Alfred´s whole sentence mean in this relation?

Alfred said:
"Has Anyone Seen A Realistice Explanation For Free Fall Of The Towers?"
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So the question is "Has Anybody Seen A Stoppage-Of-Reality Explanation For The Fall Of The Twin Towers?"

In that case, yes, I have seen a boatload of 'em on this site and others. These CT guys certainly know how to bludgeon reality to a stop.:)
 
orphia nay said:
:newlol

I thought about adding after 'pithy': not in the Marquis de Carabas sense of the word, but I was in a hurry, and if I did, then you wouldn't have learned something.

BTW: "sir"??
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You have to imagine an indignant edwardian English gentleman when you read those lines... it only works if he says "sir". :p

-Gumboot
 
Oliver said:
And what does Alfred´s whole sentence mean in this relation?
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First off - I'm joking, Olli. I haven't got a clue about latin. Not a normal, let alone a raging one. But -stitium does mean what I said.

Well, "realistice" may either be a misspelt "realistic", or Alfred might be pulling our collective leg the whole time. In this case I would probably "translate" it as "Has Anyone Seen An Explanation For Free Fall Of The Towers Where Reality Doesn't Matter?"
 
Just to clear things up, myofascial release is a massage technique. Really. I learned this while working for a chiropractor.

ETA: And for the benefit of lurkers who happen to be my wife, I learned this in a totally non-massage setting.
 
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jhunter1163 said:
ETA: And for the benefit of lurkers who happen to be my wife, I learned this in a totally non-massage setting.
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LMAO... :D And to my girlfriend: I never used to post in here, promised. :o
 
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gumboot said:
You have to imagine an indignant edwardian English gentleman when you read those lines... it only works if he says "sir". :p

-Gumboot
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:newlol

I thought as much, except I pictured a gruff English army major. It still worked.

Actually, I was thinking, the MdeC sense of the word is actually a high compliment. He is the dark lord of the pith, after all. And he makes some very pithy comments, 'JAQing off' being one of them. And he is good at taking the... you know.
 
Here's a great one somebody used on the SLC blog:

La Resisdunce - any faction of conspiracy theorists that uses revolutionary and militaristic language to describe itself, despite being made up of people who haven't so much as fired a gun their lives.
 
Warner Brothers Principle - The theory that an aircraft impacting a concrete wall should pass straight through, leaving a perfect cookie-cutter outline of itself.
 
evapidoration - the process by which steel turns instantly into a gas without melting or glowing, believed to require Star Wars beam technology or nanobots.

the no ◊◊◊◊ shear schlock holmesian technique - claiming to have eliminated all possibilities and so leaving only your unlikely theory, which must therefore be true because a fictional character invented by a man who believed in faeries and spiritualism says so.
 
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"Inside Job": A term used by 9/11 conspiracy theorists
that means: The official version is to complex to under-
stand, so the government must be involved by blowing up
the WTC-Site

>>> See: medieval Witch hunts.

Illustration:
monty_python_witch_burn_her.jpg
 
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I'm bumping this from way back because it was so much fun. Surely we must have some new entries by now?
 
bantopia -- the paradise that results from excluding all the rational intelligent people

confiction, daffyduction, and craziation -- the mechanisms of heat transfer that guarantee structural members will be unaffected by fire, while also permitting thermite reaction products to stay red-hot inside jumbled piles of gigantic heat sinks for months

cantex plane -- a hypothetical aircraft which, despite having unprecendented capabilities or qualities, would not, even if it existed, make the theory requiring its existence any more plausible

pinkslipnosis -- mysterious altered state of consciousness in which employees refrain from revealing evidence their bosses committed mass murder due to fear of losing the privelege of working for those bosses

exploseiving -- sorting through quotations and interpreting any occurrence of words related to "blow," "pull," blast," "set off," "down," or any word meaning damage or destroy in any sense, as a reference to bombs or detonating charges. Example: "We decided we had to cut and run" = "We decided we had to set off demolition charges to cut the support beams and then run away while the building collapsed."

pull-it surprise -- an award earned by imperfectly mimicking the jargon of people one has been working with and thereby, according to the misapplication of completely different jargon, unexpectedly confessing to a major crime

hate truss -- the structure connecting the ultra-leftist core with the Nazi perimeter, uniting them into a strong rigid framework

Myriad
 
Lieonist - The "we're not racist," self-sworn mortal enemies of Zionists. Often heard using the phrase "I'm not antisemetic but ..."

Duhmerican fRepress - An entirely reLIEable source. A good publication to cite when one needs to repress actual facts.

Calculashun - Shunning logic, applicability or sense while punching a bunch of numbers semirandomly into a calculator and coming up with a number that you claim proves your point - even if it does exactly the opposite.

Prebunking - Being so desperate to glorify oneself that you leak enough information with your "pre-announcements" that skeptics prove you wrong before you even post your "proof."
 
He :) Funny new submissions, people.

Confiction - Blaming innocent people of commiting crimes and/or massmurder using fantasized evidence, ie, "Silverstein blew up the WTC towers using spaceborn beam weapon."
 
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