No it doesn't because your secret helicopter abduction tale is the stupidest fantasy of the lot (with the possible exception of nuclear waste melting the bow ramp hinges).
Scene goes like this:
"Prime minister, we have a report of a Mayday from the Estonia ferry; it may be sinking."
"What? The ferry the military brought some old Soviet stuff back on a couple of times and we got the customs people to wave through? That's suspicious. Detain all the ships officers."
"Okay, but how?"
"Launch our fastest helicopter! Send it to ... where are they?"
"Somewhere out in the middle of the Baltic."
"Okay. Send our helicopter there and tell them to pick up the ship's officers. Just the officers. In the dark. Don't go rescuing passengers. I expect they'll all have got into one lifeboat. That's what officers do, right? So just find that one, in the dark. And bring them all back here and never tell anyone about it."
"How will we stop them talking about it?"
"Give one of them a medal for something else."
"Just one? What about the rest?"
"No, just one. Pick one at random and give him a medal. That'll shut them up. Trust me."
"So what do we do when we get them? Ask them if they saw anything suspicious?"
"No. Just make them disappear. It's the traditional Swedish approach. I feel sure that will be much better than just investigating what's happened, somehow."
Scene goes like this:
"Prime minister, we have a report of a Mayday from the Estonia ferry; it may be sinking."
"What? The ferry the military brought some old Soviet stuff back on a couple of times and we got the customs people to wave through? OH MY GOD!!!
The Russians were not joking when they warned us three times not to do it. That's suspicious. Detain all the ships officers. Must be those treasonous stalinist Estonians gave them the tip-off this time."
"Okay, but how?"
"Launch our fastest helicopter! Send it to ... where are they?"
"Somewhere out in the middle of the Baltic."
"Okay. Send our helicopter there and tell them to pick up the survivors. AS A MATTER OF PRIORITY.
Two hours later.
"Some incredible news, Prime Minister, Ensign Kenneth managed to locate a lifeboat, and you'll never guess what - it has ten crew members-"
"My man at MUST says his guy at the CIA wants to question them, thinks it was a terrorist attack. Sank in half an hour like a stone. Bring'em to Stockholm and there'll be a plane waiting. '
'Just the officers. In the dark. Don't go rescuing passengers. I expect they'll all have got into one lifeboat. That's what officers do, right? So just find that one, in the dark. And bring them all back here and never tell anyone about it. - Oh and by the way, this is Top Military Secret for now. Media blackout.'
"How will we stop them talking about it?"
'Tell'em it was an accident - the bow visor met a strong wave and er, um, it fell off - whatever.'
"Oh, and give Ken a bloody medal."
"Just one? What about the rest?"
"No, just one. Pick one at random and give him a medal. That'll shut them up. Trust me."
"So what do we do when we get them? Ask them if they saw anything suspicious?"
"No. Just make them disappear. The CIA will deal with it. I have been on the blower to Bill and he says he'll take care of it all.'