True enough. I'm really being inquisitive here. I can't even try to attend any of these schools until I'm not longer active duty, but I want to start pining towards that goal. I know an ameture's handful about philosophy, and much less when it comes to selecting an insitiution.
Well, as Complexity hinted, you may be starting out at the wrong end when it comes to selecting an institution.
I have to counsel a lot of pre-Ph.D. students, and the advice I generally give them is "Don't." Not to put too fine a point on it, but it's generally a mug's game. Getting a Ph.D. is expensive, emotionally taxing, very time-consuming, and usually not worth the time and effort you need to give. In more detail, I find that there are generally three reasons that people want to get a Ph.D.
The first is simple emotional validation. Because people who have Ph.D.'s are smart, getting a Ph.D.will prove to me that I'm smart, even if I still fold shirts at H&M or the Gap for a living. Merely getting the Ph.D. will be an accomplishment that no one can ever take away from me, and it's worth it for that accomplishment, even if I never do anything with it. If this is what you're looking for, then "prestige" shouldn't really enter into it, yes?
The second is because you want the union card. If you want to lay pipe, you join the pipefitters' union. If you want to drive a truck, you join the Teamsters'. If you want to join the professoriat, you get a Ph.D.. In this case, prestige can be very important -- you will probably never work at a school better (or even as good as) the one you attended for your degree, so if you go to a second-rate school, you'll teach at a third-rate one forever. But there is such a Ph.D. glut at the moment (and into the foreseeable future) that the odds of your being able to land a professorial job
at all are slim, probably less than one in ten. I don't consider those betting odds, and I try to steer students away from the idea of a Ph.D. as a professional advancement degree.
The third is because you love the discipline and want to spend the rest of your life doing it -- even if it means starving in a garrett for seven years and then folding shirts at the H&M and writing books on metaphysics in your spare time for the rest of your life. This, I think, is by far the best reason to get a Ph.D. (and oddly enough, it's the one most likely to lead to professional advancement, too. How "Alanic." Or maybe "Rolling Stones"-ic -- "You can't always get what you want.") But if this is the case, the important question isn't the prestige of the school, but the quality of the faculty and instruction. And more importantly, the quality
in your particular area. If you want to study metaphysics, it doesn't matter how good the ethics and formal logic programs are, and vice versa.
The best way to pick a program is to figure out who you want to work with -- and then apply to the school where that person teaches. If you want to study consciousness, the top name in the field is Daniel Dennett. Today, he's at Tufts, so it's worth going to Tufts for. But if he accepted a position at UC-Santa Cruz for next fall, you want to go there instead. Because you're not studying at Tufts/UC-SC, you're studying with Dennett. See the difference?