The prophecy will be fulfilled.

[1inChrist]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Cool. Could you ask the Angels to sing "Paint It, Black." I love that tune.

 

[1inChrist]

Cool. Could you ask the Angels to sing "Paint It, Black." I love that tune.

Thomas. Yes,
Thomas.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

Yes? Neat. The entire Heavenly Host boogying down with some Stones tunes. Maybe I could get into your religion after all.

 

[1inChrist]

Yes? Neat. The entire Heavenly Host boogying down with some Stones tunes. Maybe I could get into your religion after all.

I have no idea what ''Paint It Black'' is and I didn't answer yes to that. I said Thomas. Jesus proved to Thomas, a skeptic, that He was really Lord. Now, you will have the Lord's power proven to you. GLORIOUS DAYS AHEAD BROTHER!

 

[TeaBag420]

Yes? Neat. The entire Heavenly Host boogying down with some Stones tunes. Maybe I could get into your religion after all.

I think we can all agree on "◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ Blues". Please pass the Mars Bar.

 

[Marquis de Carabas]

I have no idea what ''Paint It Black'' is and I didn't answer yes to that. I said Thomas. Jesus proved to Thomas, a skeptic, that He was really Lord. Now, you will have the Lord's power proven to you. GLORIOUS DAYS AHEAD BROTHER!

What did you answer "yes" to then? It's the only question I asked. And if the Lord really wanted to prove His power to me, he could get a little more specific with the prognostication. I mean, omniscience only narrowing it down to a day? That's pretty lame.

Or better yet, he could lay a cool million or two on me.

Originally posted by TeaBag420
I think we can all agree on "◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊◊ Blues". Please pass the Mars Bar.

I was going to suggest "Sympathy for the Devil" as an encore, but I like your idea better.

 

[Piscivore]

Yes? Neat. The entire Heavenly Host boogying down with some Stones tunes. Maybe I could get into your religion after all.

Personally, I'd like to see angels singing George Clinton.

 

[Ratman_tf]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

If OBL is caught on the 29th, I'll consider it a coincidence.

If you can predict a couple more events after that, I'll stand up and take notice.

 

[Kitty Chan]

You may say to yourselves, "how can we know when a message has not been spoken by the Lord?" If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the Lord does not take place or come true, that is a message the Lord has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him.
Deuteronomy 18:21, 22

 

[Z]

Ahhh... what an opportunity for me! All I have to do is ensure that bin Laden gets captured, and my false prophet will be believed by a few! What other words might I then place into his mouth, to stir men falsely upon the illusionary path? Indeed, a voice that prophecies in issues of the mundane surely does more work for Satan than two hands that issue work for those in need.

The best way to prove the Glory of God is to be the Glory of God. To work among those who need your help. To heal the sick, feed the hungry, shelter the homeless, enrich the poor, educate the ignorant, and show mercy to those in need; whether those you serve honor God or disdain Him; regardless of their own faiths and beliefs; this is the Righteous Path. Judgement and condemnation are reserved for God alone; he who passes judgement on others, who condemns others, is vile in the eyes of the Lord.

 

[Seismosaurus]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

I'm curious about something. Does your prediction involve OBL's capture being revealed to the world?

It's just that I'm thinking, if by some chance there is no news of his capture today, you could always claim that he was in fact captured but the CIA or whoever are keeping it a secret. That would allow you to claim victory even though there would be a complete lack of evidence in your favour.

So just to be clear, are you predicting that OBL's capture will be a public, well known event or not? Would you regard it as a failure if it is not on the news today?

 

[neutrino_cannon]

Re: Re: The prophecy will be fulfilled.

I'm curious about something. Does your prediction involve OBL's capture being revealed to the world?

It's just that I'm thinking, if by some chance there is no news of his capture today, you could always claim that he was in fact captured but the CIA or whoever are keeping it a secret. That would allow you to claim victory even though there would be a complete lack of evidence in your favour.

So just to be clear, are you predicting that OBL's capture will be a public, well known event or not? Would you regard it as a failure if it is not on the news today?

I was just thinking the same one, O earth-shaking lizard. Every good prophecy needs an escape clause.

I'm wondering if Mr. Bin laden will simply wander around in the hills for a while and finally get captured by Pakistani border police in a routine search or something.

Police: "Sir, could you stop? We need to check this car for opium."
Truck driver: "Ummm... I don't have a choice do I?."
Police: "Very perceptive. What's under this tarp?"
Driver: "Nothing."
Police: "Well, that's interesting. It appears we've found Osama."
Osama: "And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling non-US forces."

 

[plindboe]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

Hehe, you sir, must be the most delusional person I have ever encountered online.

 

[Stitch]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture.

So am I, everyday, but only so that one more nut is removed from circulation.

I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow.

Let's see the prediction come true first, then we can start to worry about what caused it. Either way I won't suddenly belive in god because of one lucky guess.

I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might.

Personally I don't see that being the outcome - rolling on the floor laughing maybe, or a cheer that OBL has been caught, but 1 ccorrect propecy does not a proof for god make!!

For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Nope - not "His" amazing glory - 1inC's lucky guess. Unless you can pull a few more hits out of the bag without a significant number of misses in to the bargin then that's all it is.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

Please prove the existence of angels and demons without the use of the bible - thank you.

 

[Operaider]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

This is gonna be fun

 

[Operaider]

Personally, I'm gonna allow him this chance to prove himself.

If this comes true, I'll go to 1 in C's church and hear what they have to say.

But, he only gets one shot. I'm already giving him the benifit of the doubt. Which could possibly blow up in my face. But, as I told him before, I'm gonna play the odds.

 

[Operaider]

I was wondering

1 in Christ, if the prophecy is unfulfilled it is clearly do to some mental illness you are suffering from in not because of God. This is something that you already said.

But doesn't that still make you a false prophet?

And if so, does that mean you will be cast into the hellfire along with the rest of us?

Or, do you think God will make an exception for you on account of your condition?

 

[Seismosaurus]

Re: Re: Re: The prophecy will be fulfilled.

I was just thinking the same one, O earth-shaking lizard.

You forgot "evil". Evil earth-shaking lizard...

Every good prophecy needs an escape clause.

Indeed. I can think of two or three others he could equally use - OBL died today, and has thus been "captured by god/satan", for instance.

I'm wondering if Mr. Bin laden will simply wander around in the hills for a while and finally get captured by Pakistani border police in a routine search or something.

Personally, I tend to think he's dead. But it hardly matters, the US is busy creating many more Bin Ladens in Iraq to replace him.

 

[RebeccaBradley]

I cannot WAIT! I am watching FOX NEWS as we speak and am waiting for the news of his capture. I cannot wait until the fear of God shoots through your heart like an arrow. I cannot wait until all knees on this forum bow down to His Might. For what a Glorious site it will be to behold when all those who have rejected Him witness His AMAZING Glory up close and personal.

Today the Angels sing and the demons cry.

Troll Alert! I can't believe anybody would set himself up so egregiously, unless he actually thinks he's setting up the rest of us.