The NWO Killed Michael Jackson!

[Travis]

Ah, those were the days.

Too bad sex itself turned out to be a NWO plot. Remember the "Control Orgasms" Conspiracy?

 

[Galileo]

The autopsy showed that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning; they found 12 year old nuts in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ellindsey]

The last time MJ went in for plastic surgery, the NWO bribed the doctors to plant supernanobiothermite in his bones. This was then remotely detonated, coinciding with the collision of a paper airplane. The body was then rushed to the hospital where evidence of a heart attack was planted.

 

[Galileo]

Did you hear that Michael Jackson liked to shop at JC Penney???

Boys pants were half off!!!

 

[Galileo]

How do you know when Michael Jackson has company???

When there's a Big Wheel parked in the driveway!!!

 

[defaultdotxbe]

so heres my theory:

lucy liu killed michael jackson so news agencies wouldnt report on farrah fawcetts death and lucy could feel like shes the most popular angel

 

[VonKleist]

The Rothschilds killed him because they knew that the media would give 24 hour coverage, so no-one would notice that story in the Financial times about them benefiting from slavery.
I can practically guarantee someone will peddle this one.

 

[Orphia Nay]

An old CT: Michael died years ago. All the Jacko sightings since then have been Latoya.

Now: Latoya got tired of the cover-up and "killed him off".

 

[gtc]

Bump.

Some of the Aussie truthers have their own conspiracies about MJ's death.

http://www.911oz.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=4874

 

[CORed]

So none of them are accusing Paul McCartney? He might now be able to get back the rights to all of those Northern Songs that Jackson has been holding for years. Although maybe Yoko would be more likely to bump a weirdo off for cash. Who knows?

Wake up and follow the money...

How could Paul McCarney be involved when he was killed and replaced with a double back in nineteen sixty-something?