The November Stundie Nomination Thread of all Threads

[Travis]

Guidelines for what is a good Stundie nominee:

1) Posts must be funny.

2) Posts must exhibit ignorance, faulty logic or stupendous arrogance mixed with an ironic mistake.

3) No spelling errors, typos, grammar issues or math mix-ups unless they are deliciously ironic.

4) Posts should not just be something you disagree with.

5) All nominated posts must have some sort of link or screenshot to prove the reality of the post and its source.

6) Keep the introductions short and sweet as Stundies should not need too much background.

7) Nominated posts should be cut down to the nominated part which should be concise and stand on its own.

8) This is not the place for ad hominems so a post should be funny independent of knowing who it is that said it.

9) Pictures are not generally allowed on their own but descriptions of pictures, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed.

10) Videos are not allowed on their own but transcripts of videos, provided they meet all other previously stated requirements, are allowed even if you personally did the transcribing.

11) Nominees that include references to Moby Soup will be excluded.

12) Please do not post the recipe for Moby Soup.

 

[Bishop]

And that's why you can't trust dictionaries:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061814802&postcount=47

It is also apparent you are only using the dictionary to define the meaning of words. (In the box thinking.)

If the banks, media, corporations, governments, schools, religion, Bible, and other institutions are all "controlled"; why not the dictionaries?

The best slave is one who does not know he is a slave.

Do you know who is largely credited with consolidating / compiling the English language? (French was the dominant language in England before his influence.)

Do you know who his mentor was?

The man we call Shakespeare was so illiterate he could not sign his name.

The name Shakespeare is a reference to Athena / Minerva; the goddess of War and Wisdom she would shake her spear at those who wanted War. (Why go to War when deception will provide all the slaves you want?)

Sr. Francis Bacon was mentored by a man called John Dee (Occultist). I suspect that John Dee is where Rockefeller got his name from.

Have they put a spell on you? (My 3ed Grade teacher tried very hard to put a spell on me. As you can see she failed.)

 

[100]

Have they put a spell on you? (My 3ed Grade teacher tried very hard to put a spell on me. As you can see she failed.)

That's what they want you to think.

Since, you know:

The best slave is one who does not know he is a slave.

 

[332nd]

And that's why you can't trust dictionaries:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061814802&postcount=47

Oh this will be tweeted to the actor community...

 

[Jim_MDP]

And that's why you can't trust dictionaries:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061814802&postcount=47

Well, he sure got rolling quickly. Is there a single fact in all that? French as the dominant language in England up till the ~1600s? Wut?

 

[threadworm]

Well, he sure got rolling quickly. Is there a single fact in all that? French as the dominant language in England up till the ~1600s? Wut?

He's presumably thinking of the rise in the popularity of all things French after the revolution there caused an influx of French nobility and their fancy ways, and equally fancy ways of spelling things, which obviously occurred some time after Shakespeare.

There is a theory that American English spellings (and terms like 'Fall' for Autumn) are actually 'correct' - taken over there by the Pilgrim Fathers. Those infernal Frenchies then invaded our language with their spelling of things like 'colour'

Or he could be just dumb.

 

[Jim_MDP]

Or he could be just dumb.

Ya think?

Shakespeare was illiterate eh? Wow... learn something new every day.

 

[Travis]

Well if Shakespeare could write like that without knowing how to write then I propose we let deaf people make all our music.

 

[TjW]

Well if Shakespeare could write like that without knowing how to write then I propose we let deaf people make all our music.

Roll over, Beethoven!

 

[Mudcat]

Well if Shakespeare could write like that without knowing how to write then I propose we let deaf people make all our music.

I second that. Then maybe we would actually have something worth listening to.

 

[Bishop]

Behold, logic:

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1061815926#post1061815926

every time you hear something like this, remember, the "sheeple" are too docile, through aspartame, MSG, fluoride, calcium, chemtrails, to do something of this calibre. those of us who are awakened, wouldn't dream of this either. so the only explination, is false flag attack.

 

[Travis]

Roll over, Beethoven!

Yes, but remember he once could hear and was already a musical genius when he lost his hearing.

Giving some synthesizers to people born deaf and who otherwise have no musical training would surely........be interesting.

 

[Stacko]

Ah, FMOTL land where leaving your house means it's fair game for anyone who wants to squat/occupy it.

How can you steal a house..
Dont they mean squatted/occupied a house

Thats a great example of why houses shouldnt been treated as property as they arnt..

Link.

 

[Travis]

Does that mean they never leave their own homes?

What about cars? Can I "occupy" their car?

 

[Unsecured Coins]

John McClain was an inside job

 

[Bishop]

Action movies are SCIENCE.

 

[Travis]

I'm willing to bet they didn't actually blow up the top of a large office building.

Just a hunch.

Similarly I'm pretty sure they didn't slam a bunch of meteors into New York to film Armageddon.

 

[hgus]

Well, he sure got rolling quickly. Is there a single fact in all that? French as the dominant language in England up till the ~1600s? Wut?

I think he is refering to the french-speaking norman nobility who took over England in 1066+. French was the language off the upper class for a long time, and France and Burgund had a very strong cultural influence.

As for Shakespeare being illiterate. Isn't there a debate about whether or not he actually was the writer or not? A fringe debate but not completely nutters if I understand it correctly.

 

[Stacko]

Does that mean they never leave their own homes?

What about cars? Can I "occupy" their car?

By that logic. As long as you don't move it, I think you can .

 

[Andy_Ross]

I think he is refering to the french-speaking norman nobility who took over England in 1066+. French was the language off the upper class for a long time, and France and Burgund had a very strong cultural influence.

As for Shakespeare being illiterate. Isn't there a debate about whether or not he actually was the writer or not? A fringe debate but not completely nutters if I understand it correctly.

No, they are complete Nutters.