The most stupid 911 Conspiracy Theory to date

[Profanz]

Here is one example:



I assume you're talking about Osama bin Laden.

Got any evidence that he was a former CIA asset? No, of course you do not. Because you're a liar.

Got any evidence that he wasn't a former CIA asset? No, of course you do not. Because you're a liar!!!

I know you are but what am I?

 

[332nd]

You're going to have to run with me on this one.

No prob, I'm an actor well trained in improv.

It all starts when these 19 Arabs run from a cave in Afghanistan apparantly (None of them are from there but still)

... Caves?

Take over 4 planes with Boxcutters (no please stop laughing this is serious).

Which are pretty much straight razors.

These planes are then ignored for hours by the most organised civil aviation system in the world. (No please bare with me on this)

After they announced that they were going to take over the pl... what?

They then crash into three buildings with military precision and success that Mossad would be proud of.

Wait... What? The Mossad would have planted C4 and been gone.

Most of the black boxes of the planes are destroyed for the first time in aviation crash history.

Yeah... I'm from North Carolina. These two guys named Orville And Wilbur would like to talk about first times.

There is not one shread of evidence to support this BOXCUTTER CONSPIRACY THEORY.

Except for phone calls and admissions.

No seriously there are people who actually believe this ****.

Amazing what happenes when you're not making things up.

The media blame it on a former CIA assett and yet to this date (8 years on) the FBI has yet to indict this person for the crime. (Check out the FBI website)

Zacarias Moussaoui, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Abu Dahdah... Who are you googling?

Luckily of course this week we had a red letter day.

This week saw the distributions of the rebuttal to the BBC hit piece exceed the BBC originals viewing audience.

So David Beckham... What?

Thank you BBC for elavating sheer and utter ineptitude to an Art Form. Without your non-effort and mindless dumbass incompetence we couldn't have done it.

Done what?

The DVD called 911 and the British Broadcasting Conspiracy has now been seen by hundreds of thousands and is considered the best 911 truth video ever made.

And more people watched Curling.

Attention all guv mint shills.

NWO Shills.

Get the link removed if you wish. It's cloned absolutely everywhere and we'll just say "There you are, told you so"

You ever seen "Coupling"? "Jane" is on a show in America now called "Leverage". "Steve" is on a show called "Flash Forward". "Patrick" Was in "Speed Racer". The point is... Fantasy is fun!

 

[Baylor]

I most admit. I was impressed. I felt like the little snotty friend in My Bodyguard.

You believe that right?

I have no idea about the My Bodyguard reference, but you do seem excited.

 

[Baylor]

Bah, R.Mackey was right. This thread isn't funny like the other one, just stupid.

*Wanders off to Social Issues*

Yup. It won't last long anyway.

 

[dtugg]

Except in your head. Then you come back to the computer. Everyday.

Yeah, you guys are hilarious. Unintentionally, of course. Why wouldn't I come back for the free entertainment?

 

[roscoe_the_first]

Fisk: ...what of the Arab mujahedin he took to Afghanistan - members of a guerilla army who were also encouraged and armed by the United States - and who were forgotten when that war was over?

bin Ladin: "Personally neither I nor my brothers saw evidence of American help..."

Hmm! A side shuffle. 2/10 for effort

FBI - Indictment - Deal with it

As for the quote:

That doesn't tie in with what he said on 23rd September 2001 to the Pakistan magazine Ummat.

 

[dtugg]

Got any evidence that he wasn't a former CIA asset? No, of course you do not. Because you're a liar!!!

I know you are but what am I?

Count burden of proof as one more thing that you are profoundly ignorant on. Is there actually anything that you know stuff about?

 

[roscoe_the_first]

Yeah, you guys are hilarious. Unintentionally, of course. Why wouldn't I come back for the free entertainment?

No answer Huh?

 

[Baylor]

Hmm! A side shuffle. 2/10 for effort

FBI - Indictment - Deal with it

As for the quote:

That doesn't tie in with what he said on 23rd September 2001 to the Pakistan magazine Ummat.

I gave you the proof. Continue to act goofy. Nobody cares.

 

[roscoe_the_first]

Count burden of proof as one more thing that you are profoundly ignorant on. Is there actually anything that you know stuff about?

Show me. I'm all attention.

Get's em everytime this bluff calling.

 

[dtugg]

No answer Huh?

To what?

 

[Baylor]

“We were never, at any time, friends of the Americans. We knew that the Americans supported the Jews in Palestine and that they are our enemies.”

~~Bin Laden~~

 

[roscoe_the_first]

No prob, I'm an actor well trained in improv.


... Caves?


Which are pretty much straight razors.



After they announced that they were going to take over the pl... what?


Wait... What? The Mossad would have planted C4 and been gone.


Yeah... I'm from North Carolina. These two guys named Orville And Wilbur would like to talk about first times.


Except for phone calls and admissions.


Amazing what happenes when you're not making things up.


Zacarias Moussaoui, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Abu Dahdah... Who are you googling?





So David Beckham... What?



Done what?


And more people watched Curling.


NWO Shills.


You ever seen "Coupling"? "Jane" is on a show in America now called "Leverage". "Steve" is on a show called "Flash Forward". "Patrick" Was in "Speed Racer". The point is... Fantasy is fun!

Please put down that reefer and try again. You're coming over incoherent.

Better still stop watching Fox News.

 

[dtugg]

Show me. I'm all attention.

Get's em everytime this bluff calling.

I'll make this simple because clearly you are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. You claimed that bin Laden was a former CIA asset. Unless you have proof, which you of course do not, you are just making stuff up.

 

[Profanz]

Fisk: ...what of the Arab mujahedin he took to Afghanistan - members of a guerilla army who were also encouraged and armed by the United States - and who were forgotten when that war was over?

bin Ladin: "Personally neither I nor my brothers saw evidence of American help..."

He never saw it huh? Maybe he should have called his brother over at Carlye. Maybe he could have filled him in?

You know what I wonder? I wonder if when poppy Bush visited Osama's dad back in the day, if Osama was ever there in the room. Did GHWB ever meet Osama?

Poppy Bush watching the towers go down with Osamas brother right in the room with him.

And it all still just a big coincidence to debunkers.

 

[roscoe_the_first]

“We were never, at any time, friends of the Americans. We knew that the Americans supported the Jews in Palestine and that they are our enemies.”

~~Bin Laden~~

I looked and I looked and I still didn't see the words Indictment and FBI

Please try harder.

 

[Baylor]

He never saw it huh? Maybe he should have called his brother over at Carlye. Maybe he could have filled him in?

You know what I wonder? I wonder if when poppy Bush visited Osama's dad back in the day, if Osama was ever there in the room. Did GHWB ever meet Osama?

Poppy Bush watching the towers go down with Osamas brother right in the room with him.

And it all still all just a big coincidence to debunkers.

Your post is incoherent.

 

[roscoe_the_first]

I'll make this simple because clearly you are not the sharpest tool in the shed.

The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. You claimed that bin Laden was a former CIA asset. Unless you have proof, which you of course do not, you are just making stuff up.

So when do you propse to produce the evidence that 19 Arabs took over four planes with boxcutters? Come on we've been waiting for 8 years.

Off yer go Sonny, I'm all attention?

 

[beachnut]

Show me. I'm all attention.

Get's em everytime this bluff calling.

You post lies based on lies. Your evidence is zero; you are a perfect cult member who believes the mindless lies of 911 truth.

After 8 years it takes willful ignorance to post lies like you just did.

 

[Baylor]

I looked and I looked and I still didn't see the words Indictment and FBI

Please try harder.

Bin Laden was indicted for 9/11. (careful, your new friend here made the same mistake.)