Then the only uses for [yellowcake] are illegitimate ones. Let's have a look at some possible illegitimate uses for yellowcake:
- Donating it to Cynthia McKinney's presidential campaign.
Which do
you think is most plausible?
I like the above one.
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To: C. McKinney
Fr: S. Hussein
Re: Campaign Donation
Your grate! I want to help you're campaign by donating 550 lbs of yellowcake. You can use it to build a bomb to shove up McSame's arse. But I want some capitalist pig to match my donation as a smoke screen or I'll give it to my new found buddy, Chavez.
Yores in the Jihad,
S.
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To: S. Hussein
Fr: Ms. McKinney
Re: Campaign Donation
Great news! The most notorious pig I know is some jerkweed known as BPSCG. He'll be Great Cover. I'll fake a contact with him.
Your for the downfall of Amerika,
MS. McKinney.
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To: BPSCG
Fr: Zell Miller
Re: Campaign Donation
Dear Mr. BPSCG (and wife and kids and in-laws and ancestors and others):
Please donate to Mr. C. McKinney to help further the takeover of america. Yur contribution will be matched by another grate 'merican.
Your mist sincere and steadfast
democrat republican,
Zell or-they-can-go-to-hell Miller
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To: My Most Honorable Representative Miller
Fr: Your friend Beeps
Re: Campaign Donation
I am so sorry to report that I have already max'ed out my donations to the campaign of the Most Honorable Ms. McKinney since I support her positions based on all the evidence.
Your Favorite Capitalist,
Mr. BPSCG
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To: Rev. Hussein
Fr:
MS. (note the emphasis) McKinney
Re: Flake
mr. BPSCG cannot match yur donation. But I still hope to get that orange-trending-to-blue-cake from you as it will be vital to my explosive campaign.
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To: Feminist McKinney
Fr: His Royal, Lifetime Emperor
Re: Capitalist Pig BPSCG.
Do you have an e-mail contact for His Honor Ralph Nadar?