Well, if location matters... let's just say I've found myself magically transported to a plains region with no civilization or obvious water source nearby with no meaningful context other than I happen to have a flag handy. But the point wasn't to evaluate alternatives. It's more about having no qualms whatsoever with doing that. Wouldn't bother me a bit.
That's okay then.
If you sing The Star Spangled Banner with this visual imagery, it's quite disturbing.
If Trump hadn't quietly lifted the tariff from imported Canadian toilet paper it may have been a decision a lot of USA folks may have had to make. Always good to plan ahead.
As long as you wash it every time you wipe your bum, no.
That annoys most on the plane. Even if you're a my country is always right goomba, his singing has no artistic merit.
Sailing ships, RN, USN, et al., provided squares of cloth for wiping. The items were washed and reused. You can imagine the disciplinary aspect of that, don't screw up or you'll be assigned to wiping your shipmate's asses by proxy. (Something like that, early here.)
Yes, apparently. And alternatives like paper towels and napkins, too!
So the star-spangled toilet paper it is, but don't stitch the pieces back together again and raise them after use.
One of those cop flags, except it's a thin brown line.
Not a US citizen, but flags are just bits of cloth. I absolutely understand defending the flag, but it is not the cloth you are defending, but the concept. I'd happily desecrate a flag if it meant saving (insert fetishism here) freedom to bare arms, reproductive rights, gay rights, religious freedom, freedom of speech, etc.
Nah, the American flag is unique in that it undergoes transubstantiation and literally becomes the flesh of George Washington himself. To desecrate it is to annoy the founding demigod himself! However, he's absolutely fine with American flag apparel because that means he gets to be sexy close to his citizens. That American flag bikini? He's into that, completely. He used to wear one himself! This has been Patriotism Explained with TragicMonkey. Tune in tomorrow for why reciting the Pledge of Allegiance is actually an invocation to powers eldritch, white, and blue!
It's all so clear now that you have exp;ained it.
