The End Of The World

Like I said, I have an aversion to studying evil so I don't even want to "discover" what he was getting at.
 
Mostly I'll miss the little cat avatar. Sockpuppeting liar that he/she was that was one cute kitty.
 
Here's hoping that's not his real name. Because that would be real stupid...


And I did notice when you predicted his banning. Looks like somebody just earned a cool million dollars...
 
Johnny Marseilles said:
Deuteronomy 33:7 - And this was Judah’s [blessing], as he went on to say: "Hear, O Jehovah, the voice of Judah, And may you bring him to his people. His arms have contended for what is his; And may you prove yourself a helper from his adversaries."
Click to expand...

. . .Judah who everyone knows is the Feircest of Beast in protection of Her Children. . .

to quote another writer who likes to comment on biblical allusions.
 
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
 
Toontown said:
It was all a big misunderstanding. God's attitude toward time is a bit careless, since it means nothing to Him. He told Jesus The End would come in the spring, but He failed to mention the year, or even the millenium. Jesus assumed the Big Guy meant the coming spring. So that's why Jesus was rushing around, trying to get crucified and resurrected in a timely manner, telling everyone "Behold, I come quickly. You people better sleep with your clothes on, because the time is at hand."

But it was all a big misunderstanding. In more ways than one. For starters, God did not say to Jesus, "You need to get crucified, Son. You are the sacrificial Lamb." What He said was "You need to get laid, Son. You're as jittery as a lamb at Passover."

The whole episode was a comedy of miscommunication. And it still hasn't been cleared up, two millenia later. Jesus told everyone He was the Lamb of God and got Himself crucified. So They pretty much had to go with that. They were hoping no one would notice the mistake on the the end of the world timing.

So now God is like, "Jesus Christ, Jesus. Can't you get anything straight? You were only supposed to preach fire and brimstone to them. You were supposed to tell them they have about as much chance of beating the system as a camel has of crawling through the eye of a needle. I intended for all of them to pay for their sins, but you had to go and offer yourself up as a sacrifice, and gave them an out. Now they can repent after sinning like the dirty little sinners they are, and get off the hook. You moron."

And Jesus is like, "You see? This is why we don't talk. You. Always with the negative vibes. It ain't no big thing. So we have to build some condos in heaven to house the repenters. There won't be that many of them, and you never did specify exactly how long "eternity" is. We can just stop the clocks after a while and tell them their time is up, eternity is over, they'll have to move out. And with the earth destroyed, the only available housing is in Hell. If they say anything about how short eternity was, we can say time flies when you're having fun in heaven. Eternity goes by just like that. Whoosh."

And then God glares at Jesus and says (on the inside) "Things would be so much better if that crafty Satan were The Son instead of the bumbling Jesus, with the nail scars in his hands and thorn scars on his forehead. What a maroon." And Jesus says, "I heard that. Your thoughts are loud, Daddy Dearest. And another thing, Dad. I've been studying Satan's rebellion. I know where he messed up. He could have had you, Dad."
Click to expand...

Brilliant....:D

I am glad no one asked you to use predicate algebra to prove it.
 
Oh that's a damn shame! Anyone else want to provide evidence that the book of Revelation is actually talking about our current time and not just about Jesus' time?

Anyone??

<anticipates tumbleweeds>
 
CriticalSock said:
Oh that's a damn shame! Anyone else want to provide evidence that the book of Revelation is actually talking about our current time and not just about Jesus' time?

Anyone??

<anticipates tumbleweeds>
Click to expand...

I just had a look at this Revelation book.
It's full of critters with too many eyes
and seals that open and thrones of gold
people with swords and feet like bronze
Death riding a black horse through Babylon and Sardis and Tyre
and crowns and scythes and fornicating whores
There's a blaspheming beast and angels with flaming feet
And lots of other crazy things.

So I can see how anyone might think it describes a typical saturday night these days...
 
CriticalSock said:
Oh that's a damn shame! Anyone else want to provide evidence that the book of Revelation is actually talking about our current time and not just about Jesus' time?

Anyone??

<anticipates tumbleweeds>
Click to expand...
I could but it would quickly go into politics because that is what the book is.
Start right at the first chapter and the letters to the seven churches, all politics.
The various characters are clearly identified for one reason, the players have seemingly gone out of their way to brand themselves to match the various descriptions such as the woman who rides on the beast, which is the most obvious.
Its about the IMF And the World Bank where they have a cartel on the banking systems and the master banker is the red dragon. The beast is the European banking system which was wounded by the nationalistic republican Napoleon and the red dragon gave the seven heads of the royal European blood lines ten crowns, or seats of power to defeat Napoleon to restore the dragon's banking system in Europe. The two horned beast rises in the name of the nationalistic republic, which is the American bison on the buffalo nickle. It gives power to the first beast, and that is by defeating the nationalist NAZI party of Germany, again restoring the red dragons banking system in Europe and the seven heads are happy with the beast for having the safety of their crowns. The woman riding on the back of this beast is the EU, who conveniently enough for identification purposes have as their seal, a woman riding on the back of a beast holding a cup, exactly as portrayed in revelation.
The two horned beast who started out as being like a sheep and then going to where it was speaking as the dragon is the new Anglo/American empire which enforces the acceptance of the world, of the dragons banking system, for example, the Anglo/American war in Libya, to get rid of the nationalistic banking system of Gaddafi which was gaining acceptance in all of Africa. The image of the beast is the political structure of American government that make the pretense of a republic but is in fact a sneaky form of a dictatorship. The false prophet is the American "evangelical" churches that make up flowery sounding explanations for the dragon's wars.
 
Last edited:
Ethnikos said:
I could but it would quickly go into politics because that is what the book is.
Start right at the first chapter and the letters to the seven churches, all politics.
The various characters are clearly identified for one reason, the players have seemingly gone out of their way to brand themselves to match the various descriptions such as the woman who rides on the beast, which is the most obvious.
Its about the IMF And the World Bank where they have a cartel on the banking systems and the master banker is the red dragon. The beast is the European banking system which was wounded by the nationalistic republican Napoleon and the red dragon gave the seven heads of the royal European blood lines ten crowns, or seats of power to defeat Napoleon to restore the dragon's banking system in Europe. The two horned beast rises in the name of the nationalistic republic, which is the American bison on the buffalo nickle. It gives power to the first beast, and that is by defeating the nationalist NAZI party of Germany, again restoring the red dragons banking system in Europe and the seven heads are happy with the beast for having the safety of their crowns. The woman riding on the back of this beast is the EU, who conveniently enough for identification purposes have as their seal, a woman riding on the back of a beast holding a cup, exactly as portrayed in revelation.
The two horned beast who started out as being like a sheep and then going to where it was speaking as the dragon is the new Anglo/American empire which enforces the acceptance of the world, of the dragons banking system, for example, the Anglo/American war in Libya, to get rid of the nationalistic banking system of Gaddafi which was gaining acceptance in all of Africa. The image of the beast is the political structure of American government that make the pretense of a republic but is in fact a sneaky form of a dictatorship. The false prophet is the American "evangelical" churches that make up flowery sounding explanations for the dragon's wars.
Click to expand...

I prefer Lord Of The Rings.
 
Ethnikos said:
I could but it would quickly go into politics because that is what the book is.
Start right at the first chapter and the letters to the seven churches, all politics.
The various characters are clearly identified for one reason, the players have seemingly gone out of their way to brand themselves to match the various descriptions such as the woman who rides on the beast, which is the most obvious.
Its about the IMF And the World Bank where they have a cartel on the banking systems and the master banker is the red dragon. The beast is the European banking system which was wounded by the nationalistic republican Napoleon and the red dragon gave the seven heads of the royal European blood lines ten crowns, or seats of power to defeat Napoleon to restore the dragon's banking system in Europe. The two horned beast rises in the name of the nationalistic republic, which is the American bison on the buffalo nickle. It gives power to the first beast, and that is by defeating the nationalist NAZI party of Germany, again restoring the red dragons banking system in Europe and the seven heads are happy with the beast for having the safety of their crowns. The woman riding on the back of this beast is the EU, who conveniently enough for identification purposes have as their seal, a woman riding on the back of a beast holding a cup, exactly as portrayed in revelation.
The two horned beast who started out as being like a sheep and then going to where it was speaking as the dragon is the new Anglo/American empire which enforces the acceptance of the world, of the dragons banking system, for example, the Anglo/American war in Libya, to get rid of the nationalistic banking system of Gaddafi which was gaining acceptance in all of Africa. The image of the beast is the political structure of American government that make the pretense of a republic but is in fact a sneaky form of a dictatorship. The false prophet is the American "evangelical" churches that make up flowery sounding explanations for the dragon's wars.
Click to expand...


CriticalSock asked for evidence, not just your own bizarre interpretation.

Anyone can come up with fiction.
 
AdMan said:
CriticalSock asked for evidence, not just your own bizarre interpretation.

Anyone can come up with fiction.
Click to expand...

The request was for evidence that Revelation was about our time versus the time of Jesus. I believe that the argument can be made that Revelation fits today's political situation at least as well as it would have fit the situation of AD 32-70, or whenever the predictions of Jesus may have been expected to be fulfilled.
 
Ethnikos said:
The request was for evidence that Revelation was about our time versus the time of Jesus. I believe that the argument can be made that Revelation fits today's political situation at least as well as it would have fit the situation of AD 32-70, or whenever the predictions of Jesus may have been expected to be fulfilled.
Click to expand...

Revelation is the insane scribblings of a nutcase. It has no bearing upon reality.
 
dafydd said:
Revelation is the insane scribblings of a nutcase. It has no bearing upon reality.
Click to expand...
There are enough people who do accept it that there are also people who take the trouble to contradict it.
My explanation could be an example, if somehow it got picked up and run on the top of the page on Drudge Report, with headlines, "The Beast's Identity Revealed", then you would see people posting on the internet with funds provided through various front organizations, refuting the claims and coming up with all sorts of counter explanations, not wanting people to understand the true nature of the wars supposedly being fought to liberate the people from "the evils of Islam" or whatever.
The same thing happened in the Protestant Reformation where the Protestants used Revelation to identify the Catholic Church as the Antichrist and so on. Then you had theologians coming up with counter explanations to refute those claims, not wanting their cash-flow hampered. This is what the OP was repeating and probably as a paid person to present these views when if you pick at it, it seems evident that he really believes in a bunch of esoteric whatever spirit-ism.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Share this page

ISF - Join now!

Every member here is approved by hand. No bots, no spam, just people who care about evidence and honest debate.

Membership is free!

Create your free account

Back
Top Bottom