The Election: Vote or Live With Bush

May I please change my vote, I voted for the white party, I wish to change it to the cool hand party. Sorry Luke.
 
shemp said:
I'm still leading with 12 votes. In anticipation of victory, I'm now making a list of campaign promises on which I shall renege.
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Promise?
:D
 
delphi_ote said:
AS and TBK, form a coalition government and combine your votes!
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Thanks for the advice, but I don't need no stinkin' coalition. Who do you think I am, anyway? Cool Hand is the epitome of lone-wolfness. Coalition my as*.

Anyway, Mr. Rosewater says he'll give me his vote, so that would tie me with Larsen again. If you commies would just quit voting for that Danish socialist, then we could get back to the business of watching exploding ordnance.

How many cans of whup-as* do I have to open, anyway?

AS
 
AmateurScientist said:
Thanks for the advice, but I don't need no stinkin' coalition. Who do you think I am, anyway? Cool Hand is the epitome of lone-wolfness. Coalition my as*.

Anyway, Mr. Rosewater says he'll give me his vote, so that would tie me with Larsen again. If you commies would just quit voting for that Danish socialist, then we could get back to the business of watching exploding ordnance.

How many cans of whup-as* do I have to open, anyway?

AS
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If I recall correctly...Cool Hand died. :)

That's okay with me. Since I'll be in the administration, that makes for one less person that needs to encounter an "accident" before power is ALL MINE!!!!!!!!
 
shemp said:
Dear Illiterate Knucklehead:

It clearly states that all Planet X votes go to Shemp.

I win, you lose!

Sincerely,
President Shemp
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Dear Irrelevant and Superfluous Stooge:

Not if you value your health.

AS
 
I think we may need a Court ruling on this one...

On the one hand, the possible intent of the poll is the common slogan "A vote for (third party) is a vote for (major opposition party)." which is not meant literally...

On the other hand, am I correct that Shemp had something to do with the introduction of Planet X in polls? So maybe he can claim those votes.

So who gets to be the supreme court?
 
gnome said:
I think we may need a Court ruling on this one...

On the one hand, the possible intent of the poll is the common slogan "A vote for (third party) is a vote for (major opposition party)." which is not meant literally...

On the other hand, am I correct that Shemp had something to do with the introduction of Planet X in polls? So maybe he can claim those votes.

So who gets to be the supreme court?
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Headline of RFOT this morning:
LONG SHOT CANDIDATE GNOME ADMITS CONFUSION ABOUT SUPREME COURT

Can a man who knows so little about our government really expect to run it?
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Seriously though, I think we got our answer on page one:

Upchurch said:
I would just like to point out that the mod- "supreme court" -erators, can modify the results of any election and close or re-open a election at will.
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mr rosewater said:
May I please change my vote, I voted for the white party, I wish to change it to the cool hand party. Sorry Luke.
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What, did you get the butterfly ballot? Are we counting hanging chads? Did Diebold steal your vote?

*salivating at potential election scandal story*
 
AmateurScientist said:
Dear Irrelevant and Superfluous Stooge:

Not if you value your health.

AS
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I already have you penciled in for building my Reeducation Camp gallows, and being the first user thereof.

I now have a healthy lead in the polls. I am now accepting applications for employment in my retinue of yes-men, lackeys, dupes, and gofers. I also need a few big goons to clear the way as I walk the streets of my kingdom. And numerous amanuenses to make record of every brilliant thought that passes from my royal lips.
 
I make a good flunky/goon/Number 2.

Where do I submit an application?
 
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