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The Election: Vote or Live With Bush

Luke T.

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Election Day has finally arrived! For the political stances of the candidates on all the issues, see this topic.

Polls will close when I have the majority of votes.
 
Re: Re: The Election: Vote or Live With Bush

WildCat said:
It's good to be the king!
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I'm just following the precedent set by the incumbent. Heh-heh.
 
Since the outcome of this election is already predetermined by Diebold, I wish to thank all my supporters for carrying me to victory! All my opponents are ordered to report to the nearest Church of Shemp[TM] Reeducation Camp immediately after the Presidential Ball Pie Fight!
 
No choice for independent candidate Dr. A?! That's it, I'm calling in the U.N. election monitors!
 
delphi_ote said:
No choice for independent candidate Dr. A?! That's it, I'm calling in the U.N. election monitors!
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The Stripy Party forged signatures on their petitions and are disqualified from this election. I mean, really, "Pat McGroin" and his brother Tug?
 
Reading everyone's positions was too much work, so I voted on gut feeling.
 
bjornart said:
Reading everyone's positions was too much work, so I voted on gut feeling.
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Just for the record, I'm the best looking and the tallest of all the candidates.
 
bjornart said:
Reading everyone's positions was too much work, so I voted on gut feeling.
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I'm waiting for the candidate whose representative slips me a fiver.
 
Luke T. said:
Just for the record, I'm the best looking and the tallest of all the candidates.
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That's good enough for me. Besides, AS is a lawyer :eek: and Shemp is a stooge. Larsen - now he's a foreigner, and that's just wrong. Gnome... I've always hated those things, really makes a yard look tacky. And thankfully I got that PM about ken, so I know what he's really all about, thanks Luke T!
 
WildCat said:
You're a Libertarian now?!
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Yes, I have seen the LIGHT. I know that before I lived a life of SLAVERY, to the TYRANICAL state, but now I have seen the ERROR of my ways. I have gazed apon DIVINE BADNARIK's classes on the HOLY CONSTITUTION, and now I know THE TRUTH. You too can be SAVED, go Here for ENLIGHTENMENT. To see the depht to which the willing SLAVES of the governement will sink to in order to descredit our beloved LEADER see This sad case.
 
I voted for Shemp, because, quite frankly, the rest of you people are crazy.
 
I would just like to point out that the mod- "supreme court" -erators, can modify the results of any election and close or re-open a election at will.


On a totally unrelated note, don't you find the crisp new $100 bills so much nicer than the ratty old ones? :D
 
Upchurch said:
I would just like to point out that the mod- "supreme court" -erators, can modify the results of any election and close or re-open a election at will.


On a totally unrelated note, don't you find the crisp new $100 bills so much nicer than the ratty old ones? :D
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They'll be even better next year with my picture on them.
 
Sorry, I had to go with ken.

CFL is trying to take my guns...no can do...you almost had me until then.

Shemp and AS are insane.

Luke....buddy...sorry, but I can't say I agree with you.
gnome: Same deal.
You're both too political.


So, here's to you, ken.
 
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