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The DeSantis gambit

Norman Alexander said:
I suggest the Escambia school district in Florida remove all books altogether from their schools, and ban anything involving the written word. Who knows what may lurk in even the most innocent of text books, pamphlets, newspapers or set novels! And as for that satanic evil of the internet, TURN IT OFF! And TV as well - don't want the kids reading evil headlines!

Really, just ban reading and writing. It is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and can only lead to pool rooms in River City.
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Maybe they should rename to Boko Haram?
 
Ron DeSantis trolled with participation trophy ahead of Iowa caucuses: ‘Proud of you for trying’

Ron DeSantis was trolled in Iowa after being presented with a “participation trophy” ahead of the state caucuses on Monday.

The incident occurred on Saturday after the Florida governor staged a town hall in Atlantic, Iowa. An unidentified man approached Mr DeSantis, holding a small award.

“Governor DeSantis I want to present to you this participation trophy,” he said, prompting laughter from those gathered.

“You’re probably not going to win the election but we’re proud of you for trying,” the man added, before declaring: “He’s special, he’s unique, and he’s our little snowflake.”

Mr DeSantis did not take the gift and tried to laugh off the prank, telling the man: “I don’t do participation trophies, sorry buddy.”

The man was swiftly removed by Mr DeSantis’ security team.
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Don't do participation trophies? Isn't he one of those soft-brained, underendowed weaklings who insists on waving the Confederate flag and preserving traitor statues? Are there any bigger participation trophies?
 
Donal said:
Don't do participation trophies? Isn't he one of those soft-brained, underendowed weaklings who insists on waving the Confederate flag and preserving traitor statues? Are there any bigger participation trophies?
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Well, technically that might be considered a trophy of refusal to participate. Also of failure. So two for two if you look at it right.
 
Stacyhs said:
DeSantis has suspended his campaign meaning he's out. I'm just so broken up about this. :rolleyes:
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Mike! said:
Looks like Ron is fixin' to throw in the towel...
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His campaign was doomed when he didn’t look at the camera and say “I’m Ronning for president” and raise an eyebrow Roger-Moore-style. Because of that everyone assumed he was weird and humourless, and when he tried to prove he wasn’t he only succeeded in proving the opposite.
 
angrysoba said:
His campaign was doomed when he didn’t look at the camera and say “I’m Ronning for president” and raise an eyebrow Roger-Moore-style. Because of that everyone assumed he was weird and humourless, and when he tried to prove he wasn’t he only succeeded in proving the opposite.
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He wouldn't have won even if Trump wasn't running. He has all the charisma of a block of cement.
 
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