The DeSantis gambit

[Donal]

Elon says the launch went exactly as expected. It was a trial and he didn't expect it to get DeSantis nominated for this election. They did get a lot of useful data for this failure and Musk will have the required number of servers and staff available for the next launch. Everything will be in place for the 2028 election. When he lands men on Mars.

Sure, King Kong broke his chains, destroyed the theater, rampaged through Midtown, killed hundreds, and died when he fell off the Empire State Building, but that was just a test run. And I got lots of attention for it.

 

[JoeMorgue]

As the oft repeated joke goes.

Musk: *Slams his dick in a sliding glass door*
Musk: "I totally meant to do that."
Musk Simps: "Good job Sir! Wow you're playing 5d Chess 20 steps ahead! Bravo! Bravo!"

 

[I Am The Scum]

gonna ride a bunch of AngelFire sites into office.

His campaign office could definitely use some animated construction sign GIFs right now.

 

[Shalamar]

More coverage from ABC News Australia.

Live: Ron DeSantis's presidential bid announcement hit with tech glitches as #DeSaster trends on Twitter

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-05...nnounces-2024-presidential-campaign/102384864

Ahem.

"Look How PopUlAr The DeSantis Was! It crashed the TweeTer! Success!"

Is how it will likely be spun.

 

[eerok]

He's not huge. Reportedly 5 feet 9 inches and 154 pounds, he wears high-heeled cowboy boots to make himself look taller.

154 pounds? Trump is easily twice as bigly.

 

[Stacyhs]

He's not huge. Reportedly 5 feet 9 inches and 154 pounds, he wears high-heeled cowboy boots to make himself look taller.

Halfway to being accused of being a closet drag queen.

 

[Stacyhs]

Ahem.

"Look How PopUlAr The DeSantis Was! It crashed the TweeTer! Success!"

Is how it will likely be spun.

It already has been by Sacks, Musk, and DeSantis.

 

[Gulliver Foyle]

154 pounds, sure

What I was about to say, no way is a lad that chunky only eleven stone at five foot nine.

 

[Stacyhs]

Compare Trump's POTUS announcement of coming down the escalator at his hotel compared to DeSantis' screwed up audio announcement on Twitter. As far as showmanship, it's Oreo vs Hydrox.

 

[bruto]

Halfway to being accused of being a closet drag queen.

Oh no, they're made of rattlesnake hide (come on, take a little walk with me now, tell me who do you love!...)

 

[bruto]

What I was about to say, no way is a lad that chunky only eleven stone at five foot nine.

Hot air has negative weight.

 

[dudalb]

What makes this glorious is it's a two for the price on one deal: Two Right Wing kooks make idiots of themselves.

 

[Stacyhs]

He's not huge. Reportedly 5 feet 9 inches and 154 pounds, he wears high-heeled cowboy boots to make himself look taller.

He must have the same doctor as Trump: Ronny Jackson.

 

[Orphia Nay]

Edit. Wrong thread

 

[shemp]

 

[shemp]

Cokehead Junior can't read the script right, has a Freudian slip:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1661883521546481666

Junior goes on a rant that is supposed to be about Desantis, but he misreads his script:

“Trump has the personality of a mortician, and the energy that makes Jeb Bush look an Olympian.”

 

[JoeMorgue]

DeSantis has all be promised to pardon Trump and any Jan 6 participant.

 

[Foster Zygote]

He must have the same doctor as Trump: Ronny Jackson.

I can't find it right now, but a while back I saw a photo of DeSantis that looked a awful lot like he was wearing some sort of girdle. His torso was decidedly cylindrical, with slight circumferential bulges at top and bottom.

Not that I care about his weight, or that of any other politician. But, like Trump, the vanity he shows seems to be a warning sign.

 

[The Don]

DeSantis has all be promised to pardon Trump and any Jan 6 participant.

That's a terrifying prospect.

No matter how heinous the offence, or what threat they represent to the security of the US, DeSantis will clear their name and release them onto the street.

If there was any doubt that Jan 6 is now official GOP policy, here is proof.

 

[Trebuchet]

In the extremely unlikely event that Mike Pence gets nominated and elected, even he will pardon Trump and the J6ers. I'll be surprised if the candidates don't all take a pledge to do so in the first debate.