I may agree that modern day Christianity is stupid, but your particular bible interpretations aren't any less stupid than those that are generally preached/accepted by other christians.
It must really suck to live in a world where you can ignore all the reality around you in favor of believing that all of this visible world is unimportant in the grand scheme of some invisible supernatural battle between good and evil. Where you're constantly wondering whether something is really the sign of satan or god, having to interpret and reinterpret an ancient book, and search for obscure word origins that just might make something mean something else if you twist and squeeze it precisely. Your whole purpose for living is tied into some weird fantasy realm that you've stitched together from the strings of ancient myth and the whole cloth of your own imagination.