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The Coyotes of Ramapo

theprestige said:
I hadn't given it any thought before but red wolves in Massachusetts is now definitely part of my head canon. I'm sure this will come back to bite me some day.
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Around here, the main concern is what happens if the coywolves on Cape Cod start interbreeding with the great white sharks. As long as that doesn't happen, you're probably not in much danger.
 
Myriad said:
Around here, the main concern is what happens if the coywolves on Cape Cod start interbreeding with the great white sharks. As long as that doesn't happen, you're probably not in much danger.
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Again, as long as they don't get their paws on an ACME catalog (Page 721, Frecken Lazer) and a credit card, they still aren't all that dangerous.
 
Myriad said:
Around here, the main concern is what happens if the coywolves on Cape Cod start interbreeding with the great white sharks. As long as that doesn't happen, you're probably not in much danger.
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that could a problem, no good comes from yotesharks
 
rockysmith76 said:
that could a problem, no good comes from yotesharks
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That's where you're wrong. I have a patent pending on a method for mounting laser weaponry on sharks. According to my projections, it will be much easier to commercialize this product using sharkotes as the platform. The advantages of an amphibious system are too great to pass up.

If global climate change doesn't accelerate the interbreeding of the two species naturally, I may need to seek another round of VC funding, to set up an artificial breeding program.
 
We had originally planned to use honey badgers as the platform, for obvious reasons. But this failed miserably during proof of concept testing, also for obvious reasons.
 
Three-step formula for the promotion of cryptozoology:

1. Just keep talking.
2. Just keep talking.
3. Just keep talking.
 
William Parcher said:
Three-step formula for the promotion of cryptozoology:

1. Just keep talking.
2. Just keep talking.
3. Just keep talking.
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There's nothing crypto about the Eastern Coyote, [SNIP]. I've cited enough data to prove the hybridization is very real, [SNIP].

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RecoveringYuppy said:
Uh, which of the animals being discussed doesn't exist? The discussion appears to be about range.
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Correct, the wolf part of the cycle happened earlier in the century and further west, but animal populations aren't static, they the "Coy-hybrids" if you will moved east, came into contact with the eastern red wolf as well as domestic dogs as well, and the current mix is bit of all of the above.

They coy wolves and/or coy dogs are common throughout the Northeast and make up most of the "coyote" population. It's documented by DEEP and DNRs through out the region and there's nothing Cryptid about it.
 
RecoveringYuppy said:
Uh, which of the animals being discussed doesn't exist? The discussion appears to be about range.
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Upthread rocky claims that red wolves are living in Massachusetts and New Jersey. That is false.

Now he seems to be making the claim that grey (timber) wolves live in Massachusetts. That is also false.

Then he suddenly injects coywolves into the discussion for whatever reason.

The arguments are scientifically incoherent and totally disorganized. That is somewhat common in cryptozoology. Just keep talking.
 
William Parcher said:
Upthread rocky claims that red wolves are living in Massachusetts and New Jersey. That is false.

Now he seems to be making the claim that grey (timber) wolves live in Massachusetts. That is also false.

Then he suddenly injects coywolves into the discussion for whatever reason.

The arguments are scientifically incoherent and totally disorganized. That is somewhat common in cryptozoology. Just keep talking.
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bullsh*****t, I said their DNA is in the mix, you felt the need to interject an absolute in the thread, even if you correctly stated the red wolf is further south, the resulting hybrids are throughout the Northeast, nothing cryptid about it, and at this point, you are essentially trolling the thread.
 
William Parcher said:
Upthread rocky claims that red wolves are living in Massachusetts and New Jersey. That is false.

Now he seems to be making the claim that grey (timber) wolves live in Massachusetts. That is also false.

Then he suddenly injects coywolves into the discussion for whatever reason.

The arguments are scientifically incoherent and totally disorganized. That is somewhat common in cryptozoology. Just keep talking.
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There is no cryptozoology being discussed in this thread.
 
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