The Christian side-hug.

[Third Eye Open]

Ok... I just watched this again and, am I hearing things? Or are they rapping over the Imperial March??

Once I got past the utterly horrifying blasphemy of such a thing, I started to wonder what it could mean, are they trying to equate front hugs with the forces of evil?

 

[Dr Adequate]

Side-hugs are sinfully carnal, they should hug back-to-back.

 

[Robin]

Any same-sex hugging can lead to instant homosexuality and the end of civilization as we know it.

I don't doubt it. It was one time feared that a Tele Tubby with a hand-bag could wipe out an entire generation of American heterosexuality, so front on same-sex hugging would certainly be fatal to Westen civilisation.

 

[Robin]

Side-hugs are sinfully carnal, they should hug back-to-back.

No, that sounds even worse.

They should do as the Glaswegians do and just growl non-commitally at each other.

 

[SpuriusMaximus]

I don't doubt it. It was one time feared that a Tele Tubby with a hand-bag could wipe out an entire generation of American heterosexuality, so front on same-sex hugging would certainly be fatal to Westen civilisation.

Unless both chicks are hot

 

[Maia]

Maia's Rules About What Not To Do When Christian Rap Groups Want 'Street Cred':

1.) Avoid having five white guys with no rhythm out front and one very embarassed-looking token black guy in back playing keyboards (maybe another one turning his back so he couldn't be ID'd; it was hard to tell.)

2.) Weird attempts at "Christian gang signs" on the part of aforementioned clueless white boys do not look good.

3.) Ditto for 1999-era random graphics on large screens on the stage.

4.) When white boys can't dance, they shouldn't try.

5.) Don't make videos about "Christian side-hugs" and put them up on YouTube in the first place, as this type of thing tends to confirm the existence of Satan.

 

[CriticalSock]

Are hugs from behind ok? You know, when you wrap your arms around your loved one, cupping a breast in each hand and nestling your crotch into their buttocks?

 

[quarky]

Air hugs is the answer.

(I forget the question.)

 

[I Ratant]

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Hugging family members from front on is not a problem; I mean, it's incest, but we all know the Bible is cool with that.

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Good one!
Newbie gots it!

 

[CelticRose]

Ok... I just watched this again and, am I hearing things? Or are they rapping over the Imperial March??

Once I got past the utterly horrifying blasphemy of such a thing, I started to wonder what it could mean, are they trying to equate front hugs with the forces of evil?

You're not hearing things; I noticed it too.

Not only are they riduculous, they're not even original.

 

[EventHorizon]

I feel sorry for these people. If I can't get a nice boobie hug every once in awhile from my female friends then there really is no point to hugging at all.

 

[bluess]

I feel sorry for these people. If I can't get a nice boobie hug every once in awhile from my female friends then there really is no point to hugging at all.

OK, now that was just yucky.

 

[JFrankA]

I feel sorry for these people. If I can't get a nice boobie hug every once in awhile from my female friends then there really is no point to hugging at all.

I'm telling you, dude: a stratagicly placed side hug and you can get away with a double boobie cop!

 

[Pedro De Mello]

This is clearly a PARODY!!!

Check the other videos on the channel...

I mean... if it isn't I'll cry...

 

[Dragon]

Ok... I just watched this again and, am I hearing things? Or are they rapping over the Imperial March??

Once I got past the utterly horrifying blasphemy of such a thing, I started to wonder what it could mean, are they trying to equate front hugs with the forces of evil?

I find their lack of rhythm disturbing.

 

[CelticRose]

This is clearly a PARODY!!!

Check the other videos on the channel...

I mean... if it isn't I'll cry...

Start crying. As a Christian I've seen far too much stuff like this, and it was all serious. It's common for contemporay Christian music labels to create "Christian versions" of popular music styles to keep the kids from listening to the "devil's music". It's also common for church members to perform really bad versions of this stuff at youth meetings and worship services.

 

[Whiplash]

I would never let a Christan hug me. They're only be looking for a place to stick the knife.

Issues man.. seriously.

 

[Ferguson]

This is clearly a PARODY!!!

Check the other videos on the channel...

I mean... if it isn't I'll cry...

It's not parody, it's from the EG conference:
http://www.egconference.org/

Another rap on their channel has the EG rules where one of the rappers says if he sees you holding a girls hand he'll use his machete.

 

[TokenMac]

Kind of off topic

In the summer of 2001 or 2002 I went to a concert put together by Billy Graham with Kirk Franklin as the main attraction. Near the end of Franklin's set he told everyone in the crowd to find "the type of person you would make you hold your purse closer,or someone outside your normal click", then he told us to go give them a big hug. Lets say as a 250lb almost 6ft tall geek black teenager I really need to thank Mr.Franklin.

 

[ThatSoundAgain]

Ok... I just watched this again and, am I hearing things? Or are they rapping over the Imperial March??

Once I got past the utterly horrifying blasphemy of such a thing, I started to wonder what it could mean, are they trying to equate front hugs with the forces of evil?

I'd like to help you, but I really wouldn't know.

I lasted all of twenty seconds before that video became too awkward and embarrassing to watch.