Carrot Flower King
Janitor of Lunacy
When he was elected the spin was that while Johnson could be a bit of a jolly chap making japes he had an incredible skill for surrounding himself with fantastic talented people. Wonder why that narrative was dropped.
Because even BlowJob couldn't bring himself to lie that Raaaaaaab is anything other than an idiot, that Hancock can put his own pants on or that Liz Truss can spell "cheese", not to mention that Anne-Marie Trevelyan has any discernible skills...
They are all there to make him look less bad by dint of being absolutely useless.