The Big Book of TAM6 Inside Jokes.

[brodski]

And the bartender says, "I don't wanna hear it."

Sorry, this was the jokes thread. Not the what really happened thread.

 

[Horatius]

Yes. Can't be sure that no anal probing was involved... but I dropped him off at the airport...

I saw him in the departure lounge, he didn't mention an anal probe...

Glad to hear he made it. But anal probing would make for a better story....

 

[phyz]

"See you drunker."

...a farewell offered to Rebecca at The Peppermill Sunday night. She loved it but was in a state that made me wonder if she would remember it.

 

[Phil]

"See you drunker."

...a farewell offered to Rebecca at The Peppermill Sunday night. She loved it but was in a state that made me wonder if she would remember it.

Heck, I forgot about that one, and I wasn't as drunk as she was . . . Well, not until we left the lounge and got back to the Flamingo.

 

[krelnik]

Soup, a cauli, fridge, elastic, eggs, pea, halitosis.

Um...?

That list of random items was a memorization exercise from Banacek's workshop on Thursday.


Here's a few more, from elsewhere at TAM6:

"Do you have an Andrea?" "Ho Fish!"

"he's just changing out the sign"


And some special ones for a small group that stayed through to Monday:

"cat on a tightrope"

"dog in an elephant costume"

 

[MattusMaximus]

Yes. Can't be sure that no anal probing was involved... but I dropped him off at the airport... and he's posted since then and got a pith nomination even. (He is no longer suspended... he may be the first person suspended while at TAM)...

Oh do tell! I know it's you Arti, but you simply shouldn't tease us like that

 

[arthwollipot]

That list of random items was a memorization exercise from Banacek's workshop on Thursday.

Gotcha. That makes sense.

 

[articulett]

Oh great, Krelnick... way to make an "inside joke" into a wide out in the open joke.

hmph.

(How can we get arth to attend next year unless he feels excluded this year--did you think of that?)

 

[brodski]

Photographic evidence of an inside joke (pic by Phyz) http://phyz.smugmug.com/gallery/5212117_mJHhn#318555225_Ga9Jh-A-LB

 

[articulett]

Photographic evidence of an inside joke (pic by Phyz) http://phyz.smugmug.com/gallery/5212117_mJHhn#318555225_Ga9Jh-A-LB

Ah yes... I remember the discussion the night before... whether we should sleep in because Shermer was ... "predictable"--

 

[brodski]

Ah yes... I remember the discussion the night before... whether we should sleep in because Shermer was ... "predictable"--

If I was being mean I'd suggest that his talk was taken as an opportunity by many to catch up on some much needed sleep, and others didn't turn up at all.

 

[articulett]

I got the much needed sleep... thanks.

 

[arthwollipot]

Oh great, Krelnick... way to make an "inside joke" into a wide out in the open joke.

hmph.

(How can we get arth to attend next year unless he feels excluded this year--did you think of that?)

Nice try, Art.

 

[MattusMaximus]

I got the much needed sleep... thanks.

Ditto. It's good to see that I made better use of my time by being unconscious.

 

[Jas]

I was pretty much thinking along those lines, as that was the morning I allowed myself to sleep in. I heard he was ok this time though.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

"an Englishman, a Dutchman and an Amiercan walk into a bar..."

"I just realized I'm the only American sitting at this table."

 

[Miss_Kitt]

"I've been in America for two whole days, and I still haven't seen a gun."

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

"My theory is that in 1961 a bald, glasses wearing fertility specialist began spreading his seed and that explains a large number of speakers and attendees here."

 

[ottle]

"All bitches is now Jaime's bitches."

and later

"All Jaime's bitches is now Moot's bitches"

Also

"Side boob is the best boob"

 

[Normal Dude]

Speaking of Ho Fish, Alison mentioned it in SWIFT!!