The All Purpose Hillary Clinton Thread

I don't know if this should be here, or maybe in Conspiracy Theories. Maybe Humor.

Alex Jones is losing his mind even more.


I'm never a lesser of two evils person, but with Hillary, there's not even the same universe. She is an abject, psychopathic, demon from Hell that as soon as she gets into power is going to try to destroy the planet. I'm sure of that, and people around her say she's so dark now, and so evil, and so possessed that they are having nightmares, they're freaking out. Folks let me just tell you something, and if media wants to go with this, that's fine. There are dozens of videos and photos of Obama having flies land on him, indoors, at all times of year, and he'll be next to a hundred people and no one has flies on them. Hillary, reportedly, I mean, I was told by people around her that they think she's demon-possessed, okay? I'm just going to go ahead and say it, okay?

They said that they're scared. That's why when I see her when kids are by her, I actually get scared myself, with a child -- with that big rubber face and that -- I mean this woman is dangerous, ladies and gentleman. I'm telling you, she is a demon. This is Biblical. She's going to launch a nuclear war. The Russians are scared of her.

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Imagine how bad she smells, man? I'm told her and Obama, just stink, stink, stink, stink. You can't wash that evil off, man. Told there's a rotten smell around Hillary. I'm not kidding, people say, they say -- folks, I've been told this by high up folks. They say listen, Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur. I never said this because the media will go crazy with it, but I've talked to people that are in protective details, they're scared of her. And they say listen, she's a frickin' demon and she stinks and so does Obama. I go, like what? Sulfur. They smell like Hell.
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PartSkeptic said:
Hillary starts WW3.
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The sane candidate of the two, the one without the serious personality disorder, the distorted view of reality and the explosive temper, is the one you worry about starting WW3? Righto........


PartSkeptic said:
Deranged?
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Indeed.

PartSkeptic said:
Wait till Trump is sworn in. That should turn your reality on its head.
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You may be in one of the smallest groups of people on the planet: those that think trump can still win. Here's some news for you: he can't. He hasn't got a chance. Not a single chance. He's history, and a loser. If you weren't just a name on the internet I'd offer you good odds and still take a lot of money off you.
 
MikeG said:
You may be in one of the smallest groups of people on the planet: those that think trump can still win. Here's some news for you: he can't. He hasn't got a chance. Not a single chance. He's history, and a loser. If you weren't just a name on the internet I'd offer you good odds and still take a lot of money off you.
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But he's an Alpha Male, and Hillary isn't.
 
MikeG said:
If you weren't just a name on the internet I'd offer you good odds and still take a lot of money off you.
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We can play the game with play-play money. Give me odds first, and then lets start putting the "money" down. To be fair, you need to play as if like it was real money that you would lose. Or should I say "will" lose.
 
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PartSkeptic said:
We can play the game with play-play money. Give me odds first, and then lets start putting the "money" down. To be fair, you need to play as if like it was real money that you would lose. Or should I say "will" lose.
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I'll give you the NYT odds: 87:13, or about 5.5:1

You put down a thousand rand. If Trump loses you lose a thousand. If Trump wins you get 5,500.

Deal?
 
More traditional 'round here is "Avatar Bets".

Trump Wins? I'll sport an avatar of your choosing for 5.5 months.
Trump Loses? You'll sport one of my choosing for one month.
 
Foolmewunz said:
I'll give you the NYT odds: 87:13, or about 5.5:1

You put down a thousand rand. If Trump loses you lose a thousand. If Trump wins you get 5,500.

Deal?
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Foolmewunz said:
More traditional 'round here is "Avatar Bets".

Trump Wins? I'll sport an avatar of your choosing for 5.5 months.
Trump Loses? You'll sport one of my choosing for one month.
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In both of the above, "lose" or "loses" is understood to equal "does not win". That way if he fuels up the Trump museum piece of a jet and takes off for Bloemfontein, or comes down with a mysterious illness and drops out, or is shot by a crazed border guard.... for purposes of the wager, that is a loss.
 
Foolmewunz said:
I'll give you the NYT odds: 87:13, or about 5.5:1

You put down a thousand rand. If Trump loses you lose a thousand. If Trump wins you get 5,500.

Deal?
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Gee. I thought Trump was written off. I was expecting much longer odds. You give me hope.

I could afford a thousand rand. I know we will not pay out either way, but it is an indication of what I think may happen. Is that a miracle, or a natural disaster? Depends on the viewpoint.

Avatar bet. Nope. I like my avatar. Hmmm. Maybe 10 avatars to my 1 avatar. One month is okay for any of us. Get some other takers who are prepared to lose their avatar for a month.

A win is Hillary or Trump being sworn in as President. One of us could win (and the other lose), but there could be a draw if neither is sworn in.
 
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I'll give you 9:1, in either (pretend) money or avatar weeks. If Trump wins I get to use an avatar of your choice for 9 weeks. If Hillary wins, you get one of my choosing for a week.
 
MikeG said:
;) Are you sure about your maths?
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Looks right to me.

Odds aren't fractions, they're a pair of fractions, so they reduce 'funny'. 87:13 is 87/100 and 13/100, 5.5:1 is 5.5/6.5 and 1/6.5. that .87 and .13 vs .85 and .15 as decimans.

5.6:1 or 5.7:1 would be a little closer, but not enough to care about for an avatar bet.
 
MikeG said:
I'll give you 9:1, in either (pretend) money or avatar weeks. If Trump wins I get to use an avatar of your choice for 9 weeks. If Hillary wins, you get one of my choosing for a week.
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A 9 to 1 week Avatar bet is fine for me. To be decided after the swearing in.

You need to read the Art of Deal to negotiate better terms. You say 6:1; I say 9:1; you say 7:1; I say 8:1; and then you repeat 7:1 and I take it.
 
PartSkeptic said:
A 9 to 1 week Avatar bet is fine for me. To be decided after the swearing in.
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No no..........after the result is announced. Why wait until January?

PartSkeptic said:
You need to read the Art of Deal to negotiate better terms. You say 6:1; I say 9:1; you say 7:1; I say 8:1; and then you repeat 7:1 and I take it.
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I started where I wanted to. I would have been quite happy to have ended up 12:1.
 
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