You're joking, right? You must realise that none of this is grounds for thinking you might be telepathic?
I think the reasons I have provided are actually fairly solid, even if they are not perfect. I might add this successful telepathy test analysis: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=237268 .
Disdain is not enough, you should provide arguments yourself, and be honest. Of course, no mass or accumulation of arguments will convince the intellectually dishonest, who will just say "this is ridiculous". Easy answer of course.
It might perhaps also be of interest to know what Sylvia Browne thinks about telepathy
Unfortunately, this (assumed) telepathic phenomenon may have led to some kind of global collective madness, and to a concerning loss of moral sense regarding these phenomena, where people seem they can lie in an almost unlimited way without ever getting criticized (or punished). This may also have had some political consequences (1999 bombing of Yugoslavia, 9/11 two years later, economic crisis...).