Teh 28th Annual Stundie Finals for November: Appropriately Late

[Loss Leader]

I'm glad I read all the way through because that Hitler/Vietnam thing has actually caused me to molt like a tarantula and leave my skin sitting in my chair while the rest of me lies moaning and fetal on the ground.

 

[uk_dave]

I voted for '3'

I couldn't help myself. It kinda sums up the stupidity of 'truthers'

 

[LashL]

I came, I saw, I voted.

What more can I say?

 

[eromitlab]

Well, I went with #20. Such whopping ignorance on display, from someone who probably thinks they know all there is to know and they're smarter than all the programmed sheeple, yet they can't convert anyone to their side. It sums up the tr00th movement in a tidy little blast of ignorant bliss.

 

[Tolls]

First time voter...


So much stupid, and only one vote!
I had to go for number 1, though, if only because the use of the word "knobhead" took me back to the playground. Ah, halcyon days...or something like that.

 

[Reality Believer]

Turn me back into the pet that I was when we met,
I was happier then with no mind set.

Thank you for your support! Since this is my candidate submission, I consider it a testament to my kinder, gentler approach to debunking. A kind of decaffeinated version, "all the facts without the vitriol".

 

[Belz...]

Oh, yeah. My horse is winning!

 

[Mobyseven]

Of course it is. It was bred in hell. It actually ate numbers 21 and 23. (22 was scratched at the post)

 

[steve s]

The troofers seem intent on making things difficult for us by providing us with a cornucopia of wootastic nonsense. Numbers 12 (if the towers were only 30 stories tall) and 16 (I believe that in one of my past lives I was a WWII U.S. Air Force pilot) were tempting, but I had to go with 19. It so perfectly captures the essence of the troofer mindset.

Steve S.

 

[LashL]

The troofers seem intent on making things difficult for us by providing us with a cornucopia of wootastic nonsense. Numbers 12 (if the towers were only 30 stories tall) and 16 (I believe that in one of my past lives I was a WWII U.S. Air Force pilot) were tempting, but I had to go with 19. It so perfectly captures the essence of the troofer mindset.

Steve S.

Yes, the finalists all have something going for them, but #19 just kind of leaps out there and grabs you by the throat, so to speak, with its particular brand of special woo-ness.

Heh. It's all good.

 

[Mobyseven]

I like the double joke in #16. Hint: Do a search on when the Air Force came into existance, and stopped being just another part of the US Army.

 

[Cuddles]

Well, it was a good crop this month (or possibly year, that title is so confusing), but in the end I had to go with 13. Brevity may be the soul of wit, but excessive verbalosity is the epitome, nay, the very essence, of complete and utter stupidity.

 

[Mobyseven]

You're using altrocromulent words, Cuddles.

 

[Minadin]

I optated for the seventh and most polite (if willfully obtuse) conspiracy theorist as a peremtory yet conciliatory remonstrance to your apparent continued reluctance to incorporate my peerless nominations in the eventual candidates for tabulation.

 

[Mobyseven]

Say wha'?

 

[Minadin]

I picked #7 'cause you didn't include any of my nom's in the finals (which I wish to silently protest, but without malice).

 

[erlando]

Oh how I wish for more than one vote.

But I had to go with #13. It's not even wrong..

 

[CptColumbo]

Moby-
Next month you either have to have less nominees or I'll have to wait a week and see which ones are the favored, because I'm on #12 and the video is already over 10 min. So, it will be in two parts.

 

[332nd]

I like the double joke in #16. Hint: Do a search on when the Air Force came into existance, and stopped being just another part of the US Army.

Nothing can stop the Army Air Corps....

 

[PhantomWolf]

Having talked to some of the dead, and since it had to do with Apollo, how could I possibly resist?