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Teddy Muhammad

The Painter said:
You have to be kidding. Oh, maybe you don't have any Latinos living by you. Jesus is common.
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A common what? Oh, yeah, right. A common name. For those who don't speak Spanish they may not realize that "hey - sus" is spelled "Jesus." I think the problem is Islam has no sense of humor and needs to get one. Here's a few cute ones from another forum that I thought were worth passing along:

This little boy asked his mom "Is God a man or a woman?" and his mom answered "well, God is kind of both." Then the kid asked "is God black or white?" and his mom replied "well, kind of both". Then the kid thought for a minute and then asked "Mommy, is Michael Jackson God?"
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At sunday school a teacher asked her students "where is Jesus?" and a little boy replied "At my house in the bathroom". The teacher was puzzled and asked him why he would say that. The boy replied "Every time i go in there my dad bangs on the door and says 'JESUS CHRIST U STILL IN THERE?'"
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TragicMonkey said:
The real danger is that the teddy bear may develop a new religion, and sweep across the Middle East and Africa converting people to the New Plush Faith. "There is no god but Pooh Bear, and Muhammed Bear is his prophet!" I wonder if the Care Bears would become angels, saints, or demons of the new religion? Would they be cast down as a pantheon of devils, or would they syncretize into the new Fluffy Monotheism?
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It's happened already with Christianity - hence the hymn "Gladly, my cross-eyed bear".
 
Have y'all heard? There's a new line of teddy bears called CAIR Bears.

(Link is safe for work as long work isn't in a mosque. Or Sudan. Or anywhere else chronically furious Muslims abound.)
 
BPSCG said:
Have y'all heard? There's a new line of teddy bears called CAIR Bears.

(Link is safe for work as long work isn't in a mosque. Or Sudan. Or anywhere else chronically furious Muslims abound.)
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Sharia Bear is a slut! Look at those ears sticking pertly up in mockery of the prophet! Fetch the lash!
 
BPSCG said:
Have y'all heard? There's a new line of teddy bears called CAIR Bears.

(Link is safe for work as long work isn't in a mosque. Or Sudan. Or anywhere else chronically furious Muslims abound.)
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What's also funny is the ad for Vermont Teddy Bears that shows up on the screen!
 
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