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Teddy Muhammad

Well Cabbage patch dolls were an affront

....- to anyone with intelligence.
We have an accord. :)
a5 said:
Protesters in Khartoum are marching the streets complaining her sentence is too lenient,and calling for her to be shot!!

Lovely people.
Ranillon's article link said:
"Shame, shame on the U.K.," protesters chanted.

They called for Gibbons' execution, saying, "No tolerance: Execution," and "Kill her, kill her by firing squad."

The women's prison where Gibbons is being held is far from the site. Unity High School, which is closer by in central Khartoum, is under heavy security protection.

The protest arose despite vows by Sudanese security officials the day before, during Gibbons' trial, that threatened demonstrations after Friday prayers would not take place. Some of the protesters carried green banners with the name of the Society for Support of the Prophet Muhammad, a previously unknown group.

Many protesters carried clubs, knives and axes - but not automatic weapons, which some have brandished at past government-condoned demonstrations. That suggested Friday's rally was not organized by the government.

A Muslim cleric at Khartoum's main Martyrs Mosque denounced Gibbons during one sermon, saying she intentionally insulted Islam. He did not call for protests, however.

"Imprisoning this lady does not satisfy the thirst of Muslims in Sudan. But we welcome imprisonment and expulsion," the cleric, Abdul-Jalil Nazeer al-Karouri, a well-known hard-liner, told worshippers.

"This an arrogant woman who came to our country, cashing her salary in dollars, teaching our children hatred of our Prophet Muhammad," he said.
That rather neutralizes the other protests from which you drew some scent of silver lining in the cloud, but I understand your feeling that "better than nothing" can sometimes be considered good news.

DR
 
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An old Muslim on BBC news leaned to camera and said" If I find this woman,I will kill her myself and cut her head off"

i think she's been made a patsy.Where's the child whose idea it was? Eh? It's a travesty.;)
 
How about designing a T-Shirt: "Muhammad ate my teddy bear!"

ETA: I'm still exasperated. I mean, teddy bears are cuddly! They are supposed to make people mellow and all woozzie in the head. Cuteeeessssiieeee teddy bear! I mean, what's wrong with these people?

Maybe they are still holding some grudge against Theodor Roosevelt because of some conspiracy against them of his making. Who knows, maybe the teddy incident will enter history because it blew the lid off of the greatest conspiracy of all time. Or something. Maybe I should start just asking questions.
 
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Hmmm -- look what I "found"... Here's hoping it doesn't start an international incident, although it is perfectly innocent.

 
Action Man and Care Bears coalition are sending a release and rescue team to Sudan right now.
 
I heard on the news she is going to jail, 55 days comes to mind.
In some horrific women's prison, from memory.
(Sorry no link to confirm.)

regards
BM
 
I went on the best comedy site on the Internet, ask-imam that is, and did a search for "teddy".

There was a question about teddy bears, namely
"Teddy Bears, stuffed animals, cuddly toys, cartoon characters, walking and speaking robots, are these toys allowed in Muslim homes, for their children to play or sleep with?"

The reply was
"Islam prohibits the keeping of pictures of any animate objects in one's home. Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Alayhi Wasallam) has mentioned, The angels of mercy do not enter such homes wherein pictures of animate objects are kept."


If this is right, and I am not sure as this site seems to be full of really weird stuff, then the family of the child who owns (owned) the bear should be chastised too.
 
"The angels of mercy do not enter such homes wherein pictures of animate objects are kept"?

So, heavenly agents of the all-powerful god can be kept at bay by Hello Kitty?

I knew there was evil power in Hello Kitty, I just never realized it could be used as a defense against gods. Like garlic against vampires, presumably. I wonder if Hello Kitty wards off Jesus, too? If only the Romans had known that, they could have stuck a Hello Kitty lunchbox in the tomb and prevented the Resurrection!
 
I heard on the news she is going to jail, 55 days comes to mind.
In some horrific women's prison, from memory.
(Sorry no link to confirm.)

regards
BM

Fifteen days, five-six which she's already served. Little consolation for her though. Just goes to show how far-reaching our diplomatic sway is these days. :rolleyes:
 
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As I understand it, it was the kids who named the bear Mohammed. Why not sentence the kids to time/lashes/death? They're the ones who instigated it!
 
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As I understand it, it was the kids who named the bear Mohammed. Why not sentence the kids to time/lashes/death? Their the ones who instigated it!

They tried, but the first girl was wearing a "Dora the Explorer" t-shirt, so the religious authorities were unable to approach her for fear of idolatry via osmosis.
 
As I understand it, it was the kids who named the bear Mohammed. Why not sentence the kids to time/lashes/death? They're the ones who instigated it!

They should've named it Mahmoud, Khalid,
Achmed or K-Fed or something.
 
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Buddha Bear

There seem to be at least four issues here.

1.) Is it acceptable for a country to have laws that exist solely to protect/promote a religion? (laws against blasphemy, laws against polygamy, etc. - regardless of the punishment for breaking those laws)

2.) It is acceptable to whip someone for breaking a law? (I imagine people are whipped every day for lots of different violations)

3.) Is ignorance of a law or accidentally breaking a law still illegal?

4.) Is the problem only that the punishment does not fit the crime? (i.e. both religious laws and whipping are fine, but in this case the potential punishment is too severe)

What would have happened if she named the bear Jesus? :D
 
<snip>What would have happened if she named the bear Jesus? :D

I do not know of anyone living called Jesus. However there are many people called Mahammad. The bear in quesiton was named after one of the students.

If she was in Australia and called it Jesus then I doubt that it woudl casue much of a problem.

Bear for sale
Name - Mohamed Teddy Bear AKA Jesus Bear Buddha Bear Tony Bear
 
They're now claiming this is insulting because culturally, they don't have teddy bears and so are used to the bear as a ferocious thing which eats people. Or some crap like that.

Ah yes, that would be the Sandy-Eared Bear native to the Middle East, infamous in legend and song for the great gnashing of jagged teeth and the consumption of many brave Saracen warriors. :rolleyes:

-Gumboot
 
I really need to stay away from Sudan. My temptation would have been to call a press conference, humbly apologize for the unwitting offense, then make it all better by renaming the bear to "Allah".
 

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