TAM7 Poker Tourney

[Hokulele]

Darn, I was hoping for an ottle vs. mr. ottle grudge match.

 

[Horatius]

You are going down, KarlG. I will beat you with the bounty I am going to win from Horatius.

Beaten with a mouse pad ... it'd almost be worth losing just to see that!

Fyi...

I will crush you alll!!!!

Mwaa ahaaa haaa

Darn, I was hoping for an ottle vs. mr. ottle grudge match.

Joke #1: What, he's not a part of "all"? Some language Dominatrix you turned out to be!


Joke #2: That's called "every other day of the year"!

 

[MLynn]

I'll go in, but not too soon like last year...!

 

[KarlG]

To get in the spirit, I have just now decided I have a grudge against... let's see... KarlG!

You are going down, KarlG. I will beat you with the bounty I am going to win from Horatius.

Woohoo, grudge match. I have a week of practice before TAM, i will pwn you.

I also have a bounty for the person that knocks me out. I won't tell you what it is, but here's a clue - it's small, but perfectly formed

 

[arthwollipot]

I've been getting in some practice buy playing Texas Hold-em on Facebook. I've been losing pretty heavily.

 

[Horatius]

Perfect!

 

[Doctor Evil]

Practice is for the weak

 

[LinzeeBinzee]

And I was all prepared to declare a grudge against LinzeeBinzee just so we don't feel left out.

It's on...you're going down!!!

 

[Horatius]

That's the spirit!

 

[Phlebas]

I also have a bounty for the person that knocks me out. I won't tell you what it is, but here's a clue - it's small, but perfectly formed

You cannot use Hokulele as a bounty. At least, not in poker. If you want to actually put a price on her head and give her a five-minute head-start, that's up to you.

 

[ejk]

It's on...you're going down!!!

Yay!

I mean, just you wait, you'll eat those words.

Now if only we really knew each other, we'd be able to think up a good bounty for the challenge. Perhaps it will just have to be a surprise.

TAM minus 15 and counting...

 

[Dumb All Over]

I'm a big poopie-head. I won't be there to defend my title. Everybody, good luck!

 

[Hokulele]

I'm a big poopie-head. I won't be there to defend my title. Everybody, good luck!

What!?!?

Who will I shoot craps with?

 

[Dumb All Over]

What!?!?

Who will I shoot craps with?

As much as I'll miss seeing everyone there, I'll miss you most of all, Hok. Hopefully Grayman will step up to the plate and adequately stand-in for myself.

Shooting for next year,
DAO

P.S. The casinos in Colorado will begin offering Craps on July 2nd. I think I'll head up the hill and roll the bones while you guys are in Vegas. Maybe that will help mitigate the Not-At-TAM7 depression I will surely be afflicted with.

 

[Hokulele]

Shooting for next year,
DAO

Bummer. Well, I guess the hug will keep until then.

P.S. The casinos in Colorado will begin offering Craps on July 2nd. I think I'll head up the hill and roll the bones while you guys are in Vegas. Maybe that will help mitigate the Not-At-TAM7 depression I will surely be afflicted with.

I will roll a Yo in your honor.

 

[arthwollipot]

I've never understood craps. Perhaps you can teach me.

 

[Horatius]

I've never understood craps. Perhaps you can teach me.

From what I've seen, it involves dice and a lot of yelling. I suppose it's some form of unfriendly D&D game.....

 

[Phlebas]

Signup sheet is on the wall next to registration! Come sign up and get details!

 

[Horatius]

Important Update: Hokulele, despite an impressive rally, lost the beer bet!


You may all now mock her.

That is all.

 

[Dumb All Over]

Important Update: Hokulele, despite an impressive rally, lost the beer bet!


You may all now mock her.

That is all.

OK, OK, fine, but who won the tourney?