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What the...?



19: Are ou inexplicably drawn towards the color pink, purple or turquoise?
 
mark tidwell said:
What the...?



19: Are ou inexplicably drawn towards the color pink, purple or turquoise?

It's obviously asking about the invisible pink unicorn and its cousins, purple and turquoise.

I'm so bummed--I'm only moderately psychic. :p
 
You are moderately psychic.
You really are quite psychic, so it's worth taking the time to investigate those aspects of the paranormal that interest you. Consider purchasing a dream interpretation book, a beginner's set of tarot cards, or the latest astrology book to see which tools best suite your personality.
I'm thinking of a word now...it's coming to me...it's...it's...I can see it...it's...BULLSH!T!
 
I am “moderately” psychic.. lol.. like we all are.

I sensed half way through that this was gunna lead to an “ad” or some such thing and I WAS RIGHT !!!

Psychic… NA.. just experience…
 
6: When the phone rings, do you often guess who's on the other line, even with unexpected calls?

Yes, I do guess who is calling. I am sometimes right in my guessing and sometimes wrong in my guessing, but I always do guess. Of couse, I make guesses about who is on the line, not who is "on the other line."
 
15: Do you watch TV or movies and find yourself predicting the next scene?

Hey, most times I can predict the entire movie after the first ten minutes. I must be super-psychic! Specially attuned to romantic comedies and bad action movies for some mystical reason.
 
Ladewig said:
Yes, I do guess who is calling. I am sometimes right in my guessing and sometimes wrong in my guessing, but I always do guess. Of couse, I make guesses about who is on the line, not who is "on the other line."

If you have Caller ID, you can "guess" correctly all the time!
 
Wow! Not only am I moderately psychic, but I am pre-qualified for a loan!
 
17: When you are angry or upset at home, do you find that dishes accidently break
No, but when Mrs Don is in a strop the crockery can take a beating
15: Do you watch TV or movies and find yourself predicting the next scene
Oh, that's psychic ability ? I always assumed it was just sh1tty screenwriting
13: Have you ever sensed a presence, smell or sound that reminded you of somone who's passed on?
Next time I won't bury my victims under the floorboards
9: Do you feel drained or stressed in the company of "toxic" people?
No, but new agers wind me up something chronic
 
:D First, I answered it seriously (as seriously as you can with such daft questions), it deemed me medium.

Then I went back and clicked yes to all questions. That seemed to creash it :rolleyes:.

Obviously it is a front for a money-lender operation with a phony degrees university as a back-up, and the questions are just designed to find the biggest suckers. I now expect a deluge of spam from those crooks :a2: .

Hans
 
Did you notice that you can bypass the entire first part of the quiz by not answering any of the questions before clicking "calculate your test results", yet you are obliged to answer the second set about the loan?

Ah... I am told that this has meant I "show little psychic ability". Well, it got that right.
 
I was deemed non-psychic. I feel better already.

JPK
 
How can you be non-psychic by this test?

Let's see:
1: Do you have vivid dreams?
2: Do you regularly experience the feeling of déjÃ_ vu?
4: Do you sometimes catch movement or see a person out of the corner of your eye then turn to realize nothing's there?

"Yes" here would come from being human, I think.

5: Are you drawn towards psychics or TV shows about the paranormal?

Yes we are. Admit it. That's why we're here. Horrified fascination.

7: Do you usually have a "gut feeling" when you feel someone is lying?
18: Do you feel a tingling or lightness when you feel you're making the right decision?
20: Do you feel sick to your stomach or have knots in your stomach when you feel you're making the wrong decision?
10: Do you use your intuition when making important decisions?

Sure. The existence of intuition is hardly psychic. It's about pattern recognition. BTW, I hasten to add that I do not use ONLY intuition when making important decisions! But gut feelings are part of the overall set of data to consider.


8: Do you enjoy being alone and entertaining yourself with your own vivid imagination or daydreams?

I have really magnificently great sexual fantasies. Don't we all?


6: When the phone rings, do you often guess who's on the other line, even with unexpected calls?
12: When lost driving do you continue in the direction you feel is right and end up at the correct location?
14: Do you picture outcomes of certain situations you find yourself in, only to learn that conclusion is as you visualized?
15: Do you watch TV or movies and find yourself predicting the next scene?

Actually, if you're moderately good at guessing, you could make a good TV psychic. That is what it's about, right?

13: Have you ever sensed a presence, smell or sound that reminded you of somone who's passed on?

My Dad loved curries. I cook curries. I also think of him when I hear Tschaikovsky. Oh, wait, did you mean *imaginary* smells or sounds?

19: Are you inexplicably drawn towards the color pink, purple or turquoise?
Umm, what does my favourite color have to do with anything?

I also psychically guessed that it was going to be an ad for something. And I predicted it was something to do with money; that's a hit! I'm so psychic!
 
My results*:

You are very psychic.

You are very likely to feel that you are psychic and many other people around you may have even confirmed this belief. If you're not pursuing classes or learning more about developing your skills, it's only a matter of time before you embark on a new adventure into the realm of the paranormal.

*Actual results may have varied
 
Hmmm. I answered "no" to all the loan questions but I was still told their [loan] offer is perfect for me. Surprise, surprise.
 
cajela said:
How can you be non-psychic by this test?


13: Have you ever sensed a presence, smell or sound that reminded you of somone who's passed on?

My Dad loved curries. I cook curries. I also think of him when I hear Tschaikovsky. Oh, wait, did you mean *imaginary* smells or sounds?




Reminds me of __Remembrance of Things Past__ by Proust. Having sensations stir up memories is just a part of being human. As we experience the world through sensation (smell, sound, sight, etc.), it's natural that we remember the world through sensation.
 
7: Do you usually have a "gut feeling" when you feel someone is lying?

Yes, but I wonder how it feel for non-psychics when they feel someone is lying? I wonder also how psychics feel when they have no clue whether someone is lying or not.

8: Do you enjoy being alone and entertaining yourself with your own vivid imagination or daydreams?

Not so much since adolescence. :D

12: When lost driving do you continue in the direction you feel is right and end up at the correct location?

If so, you are a male psychic. If you stopped and consulted some type of oracle, you are a female psychic.

20: Do you feel sick to your stomach or have knots in your stomach when you feel you're making the wrong decision?

I'm not sure it is logically possible to make a decision that you feel is wrong.


ETA: answering honestly, I am pleased to report that I am very psychic. Actually, I had to lie about "would you like us to hand you $500 right now" because my psychic senses indicated that this would cause some type of advertisement to appear.

It's true; I occasionally remember people who have died, and I'm very good at predicting the plots of "Walker: Texas Ranger" reruns.
 
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12: When lost driving do you continue in the direction you feel is right and end up at the correct location?
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Under those circumstances I use the Dirk Gently Zen driving technique. I don't think this would make me psychic, but rather make me easily influenced by fictional literary characters.

Hmmm. Maybe I am psychic, but deluded that I'm not.
 

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