alfaniner
Penultimate Amazing
Floyt said:Polar bears might actually be quite happy, experience of captive breeding seems to show that they like warm & balmy just fine...
Dumb joke heard on Larry King the other day:
Polar bear cub: Mom, am I a polar bear?
Polar bear mom: Yes, dear. You are a polar bear.
Next day--
Polar bear cub: Mom, are you sure I'm a polar bear?
Polar bear mom: Yes, dear. I'm a polar bear. Your father's a polar bear. Your aunts and uncles are polar bears. You are a polar bear.
Next day--
Polar bear cub: Mom, are you absolutely sure I'm a polar bear?
Polar bear mom: YES, you are a polar bear!! Why do you keep asking me that?!
Polar bear cub: Why? Because I'm f***ing freezing!!