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Swine Flu hype....brought to you by TAMAFLU!

I had a little bird whose name was Enza and when I opened the window in flew Enza. I had another little bird whose name was Tami, I opened the window and Tami flew out.
 
People really do seem to be overly nervous about this strain of flu. In my clinic last week I would say a good 20% of my patients brought it up directly during their visit (which in all but 2-3 cases was for unrelated issues). It got so bad (and time consuming) I had to do up a "one pager" to hand out to them, to try and keep the visits on time.

TAM:)
 
"Black people play basketball, white people play golf... but the ONE THING we have in common is we can all catch swine flu." :newlol
Brian Scalabrine - Boston Celtics

Tiger Woods - no clarification needed.
 
While I agree that the press (in general) is being overly dramatic with the virus, I don't think it's a good comparison with other types of influenza that kill people every year.


[Layman Understanding]Since this new virus is something humans haven't typically come into contact with and appears to be very contagious, the worry is that it has the potential to cause many deaths. Of course, if everyone just acts like they're supposed to during flu season (wash your hands, cover your mouth when you sneeze, etc.) then you can prevent yourself from getting sick.[/Layman Understanding]

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.

The name sucks, I don't want to be killed by a pig virus! I think they should've named it the STX II NanoVirus. No reason, it's just really cool sounding. :D
Yes, etiquette and maintaining personal hygiene is highly recommended. I'm going to drop off some hand sanitizer at the welcome center. I'll leave it next to the goat and cookies.
 
I've read on a few sites that when they come up with the vaccine -to not take it. Its all a trick to worsen the outcome :confused:

everything becomes an excuse for martial law it seems.
 
aviolet4u; said:
I've read on a few sites that when they come up with the vaccine -to not take it. Its all a trick to worsen the outcome :confused:
everything becomes an excuse for martial law it seems.
Martial Law not needed. Panic the human herd (easy enough it seems) into vaccinations, then give them a vaccine laced with something like Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. "Children of Men" type Science Fiction! Might take a while but the humane human population reduction program could be significant.
 

Martial Law not needed. Panic the human herd (easy enough it seems) into vaccinations, then give them a vaccine laced with something like Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. "Children of Men" type Science Fiction! Might take a while but the humane human population reduction program could be significant.

This is beyond paranoid.
I only hope that Darwin warad comitee won't be buried under huge amount of self-nominations.
 
The media has a field day with a flu pandemic, folks freak out and drive up the revenue of companies that make flu vaccine, and it's a conspiracy by the companies?

It's all so clear to me now. The company I work for isn't a bunch of good folks working towards saving lives--it's a chief architect of the New World Order! Oh well, if you can't blow up the Death Star you might as well help build it, right?
 
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Martial Law not needed. Panic the human herd (easy enough it seems) into vaccinations, then give them a vaccine laced with something like Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. "Children of Men" type Science Fiction! Might take a while but the humane human population reduction program could be significant.

I would really hate to live in your world. So much paranoia. Do you actually believe everyone, every company is out to get you and the rest of the human race...

Put away the matrix films, and come back to reality.

TAM:)
 
T.A.M.; said:
I would really hate to live in your world. So much paranoia. Do you actually believe everyone, every company is out to get you and the rest of the human race...
No I do not, but these paranoid US people clutching at their meaningless guns, like a small child clutches at a security blanket, are still apparently fearful of "real problems" with "big government". "I need a big gun to be free from big government" seems to be the sentiment. Fear of flu, fear of Muslims, fear of terrorists, fear of communists, fear of Martial Law, fear of asteroids, fear of big government, fear of the anti-Christ (me), fear of having their guns taken away - just one fear after another. Do they not ever get fear fatigue?
 

Martial Law not needed. Panic the human herd (easy enough it seems) into vaccinations, then give them a vaccine laced with something like Human Chorionic Gonadotropin. "Children of Men" type Science Fiction! Might take a while but the humane human population reduction program could be significant.

I would really hate to live in your world. So much paranoia. Do you actually believe everyone, every company is out to get you and the rest of the human race...

Put away the matrix films, and come back to reality.

TAM:)

Wait...it could be Conspiracy Theory (Mel Gibson movie) type Fiction! Maybe Fiction is disguised Reality! Might take a while but if AI throws enough guesses out there he's sure to have a near hit!

But wait...AndrewIlluminatus...Illuminati...OMG I have to stop posting in this thread :scarper:
 
shawmutt; said:
But wait...AndrewIlluminatus...Illuminati...OMG I have to stop posting in this thread :scarper:
Too late! We Perfectibilists are tracking you via that RFID with GPS chip we put inside your head, up your nose, when you were drunk that night and cannot remember anything. Even if you use tin foil as wallpaper, we still know where you live cos the signal only drops a little as we track you home. :cool: Code Red. Liber OZ 77. 93/93 Sparticus Out!
 

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