Stundie Finals For July - Vote Now!

[William Rea]

he was confused over the difference between gravity and air pressure, which seems a bit of a difficult thing to confuse, but whatever

what makes the quote stundie worthy is the way he went on and on like he was the undisputed expert on the subject when he was clearly very confused about it

I don't agree with the St***ies so I won't argue that point but you haven't said anything otherwise that I don't agree with.

Dave Rogers is a liar.

 

[jsfisher]

This thing is rigged!!

How did Malcolm end up with only one entry in the finals?

 

[Civilized Worm]

Did everyone else miss the guy saying that the moon is an alien conspiracy!?

 

[jsfisher]

Dave Rogers is a liar.

Good to know.

Just out of interest, was that added to your post as an important public service announcement, or did you just run out of things to say?

 

[Horatius]

Since you decided to bring me into it again I will point out for your information, since you demonstrably lack English comprehension skills, that I did not defend Kirkman, I speculated that he was confused about the phenomena involved in the operation of IVs.

Please, if you really must make Ad Homs, at least get the facts right otherwise just think before you post.

Because you are demonstrably a flaming liar I will not respond to your posts any further.

I'll assume you're referring to one of these two lines when you allege that Dave Rogers is a liar:

... but even that pales into insignificance compared to the fact that he self-William Rea'd and actually chose to defend it. If it needed anything else, William himself supplied it by trying to suggest that MK didn't mean what he so obviously did mean.
Dave

The bit about "he self-William Rea'd and actually chose to defend it" is clearly referring to Malcolm's actions in defending his nonsense, not yours. The William Rea aspect is an allusion to your earlier attempts to defend Stundie nominees, which notably and spectacularly failed. So how is that a lie?

The next comment, "William himself supplied it by trying to suggest that MK didn't mean what he so obviously did mean", isn't a lie either. He hasn't referred to you "defending" Malcolm, he simply mentions that you suggested he didn't mean what he said. I'm not sure who you distinguish that from "speculated that he was confused about the phenomena involved in the operation of IVs", in order to declare it a lie (and a flame!), but let's take a look at your posts on the subject, shall we?

I think he means vacuum not gravity.

I know what he said, I was speculating that what he was really trying to describe was a vacuum, particularly as he then went on to discuss tv tubes. You have a problem with that?

In what way did you not "suggest that MK didn't mean what he so obviously did mean"?

Dave Rogers' characterizations of your actions is entirely accurate. He is not a liar, but, once again, you are.

 

[Rolfe]

Did everyone else miss the guy saying that the moon is an alien conspiracy!?

No, I thought if it hadn't been for Malkie I'd have gone for that. It's just that it's such a way-out schizoid delusion that it stops right there. There's no comeback. Whereas Malkie was really, really sure that gravity was just atmospheric pressure pushing us all down (and that's the kindest, most rational interpretation), and presented as evidence for this the well-known fact that TV tubes are evacuated to stop the electrons just falling to the bottom instead of reaching the screen.

I'm sorry, but "Anonymous" will just have to try another day.

Rolfe.

 

[Foolmewunz]

So, I take it then that this "William Rea" fella is against the Stundies?

Okay, noted. Move along.

 

[beachnut]

Since you decided to bring me into it again I will point out for your information, since you demonstrably lack English comprehension skills, that I did not defend Kirkman, I speculated that he was confused about the phenomena involved in the operation of IVs.

Please, if you really must make Ad Homs, at least get the facts right otherwise just think before you post.

Because you are demonstrably a flaming liar I will not respond to your posts any further.

That is just your opinion. But you were wrong about what you said in support of the idea. Can you please add me to the list too. You are wrong most of the time, and when you are not, you get it wrong anyway. But keep up the good work.

You were trying to give the silly idea an alibi. You failed. What it takes micro seconds to identify as funny ideas, you take days to mess up and try to alibi those things you never fully understood. Next time try understanding the big picture, before making false statements about things you never understood in the fist place. If you are going to nose around in things, get some expertise at if first.

 

[Civilized Worm]

Please, if you really must make Ad Homs, at least get the facts right otherwise just think before you post.

And you should at least learn what an ad hominem is if you're going to go around accusing people of making them.

 

[Elizabeth I]

There are many funnier, but on a purely purist level, I have to vote for this one, on the score of its being the perfect summation of the CTer point of view:

Nominated by lapman

[On the evidence for a coverup...]

The evidence of the cover up is in the fact that it has been covered up- hence why Scott is the only one talking about it.

 

[EventHorizon]

This one was tough. A lot of good choices here.

 

[Mobyseven]

Why do you hate qarnos?

What, I don't get a mention?

Ugh...and Quarnos and Damien...the Aussies seem to be taking over the board! Revolution tomorrow, maybe? Nah, that'd ruin the weekend.

Why did you put in this rule? I think we have shown that the "stundiest" quotes and observations seem to made right here on this forum. We attract these guys like moths to a light...

True, unfortunately. The best quotes do seem to come from here, but I am trying to make sure that we stay well on the safe side of the forum's civility rules. To be sure: We are on the safe side, but this is just a precaution to make sure we stay here. Blame Lisa - I got the idea from her.

It is good cover for the fact that the St***ies are dying as more and more forum members distance themselves from it.

You couldn't be more wrong.

 

[Mobyseven]

This thing is rigged!!

How did Malcolm end up with only one entry in the finals?

One quote per person. Prevents the finals being flooded (remember that there was a month we could have filled entirely with TS1234 and Lyte Trip!) and also prevents the vote being split (e.g. - If Malcolm lost because he had two quotes in the finals, and they were individually less than another quote, but summed to more than the winning quote).

Did everyone else miss the guy saying that the moon is an alien conspiracy!?

Hehe...I love that one too. Had to include it. But it looks like it will take a lot to wrestle this one away from Malcolm!

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I'm so torn...

As a member of the NWO, I'm willing to take bribes.

 

[LashL]

There are so many worthy contenders that it is difficult to choose, but I had to go with mdg's circuity.

 

[philkensebben]

What ? No Lucas and his string ?

 

[Hokulele]

I had to go with Malkie (even though it seems to be a done deal), and not just because of my name on the nomination. The lead up to the eventual quote was just perfect. Enough validity for people to take his arguments somewhat seriously, and then BAM, the punchline.

Plus, anyone who can have not one, but two threads devoted to the same nonsense deserves the win.

 

[Dave Rogers]

Please, if you really must make Ad Homs, at least get the facts right otherwise just think before you post.

Please, if you really must keep complaining about use of the ad hominem logical fallacy, can you find out what it actually is? What I posted was a personal attack on you, which is not the same as an ad hom.

Because you are demonstrably a flaming liar I will not respond to your posts any further.

I'll look forward to it. If you at some future time decide that you will respond to one of my posts, can I call you a flaming liar in return?

Dave

 

[Dave Rogers]

Dave Rogers is a liar.

"They love him most for the enemies he has made."

Dave

 

[gumboot]

I had to go with the "pin the tail on the donkey" approach to mathematical problems which calculated the distance from the earth to the moon. That was phenomenally stupid.

Malcolm certainly deserved a nod, but virtually everything he writes is Stundie material.

I was also sorely tempted to vote for the notion that pornography should be used to promote the truth movement. The irony of that statement hurt my eyes.

-Gumboot