Stundie Finals For July - Vote Now!

[Mobyseven]

Buon giorno, i miei amici! I hope you're all excited for this month's finals - there are some real beauties this month, so my prediction is for a close call...I'm willing to be proven wrong though!

You'll notice this month that there are less finalists than normal - fourteen, to be precise. This is primarily a result of the rule put in place last month placing higher emphasis on off-site nominations, allowing only 25% of the finalists to be from the JREF forums. While this has resulted in fewer nominees, I do not feel as though it has resulted in lower quality - if anything, only the best from JREF can be found here, along with the best from other sources, and so competition should be tighter and more exciting (as exciting as an internet poll can be, at least!)

So without further delay, may I present Teh Stundies!

Mobyseven

Democratically Elected Tyrant​

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STUNDIE FINALS FOR JULY​

-1-

Nominated by Hokulele and Belz...

[On sources of gravity...]

24 carat nonsense. In order for gravity to work, you need a source of GRAVITY.

[...]

What are viable sources of gravity?

Air pressure.

-2-

Nominated by Par

[On stalking versus following...]

Earlier, Aldo was discussing his plans to stalk Mark Roberts.

P, you little *****.
I never said I would.
I suggested that people should follow him and confirm his identity.

-3-

Nominated by Sword of Truth

[On alien masters and the moon...]

An alien race, many, many hundreds of years ago, much, much more intelligent than our own species, through advances in genetically-altered ocular biology, caused humans to develop with this permanent image of a moon in our skies via each of our personal visual system.

As such, every time we look up in the sky, we see *something* that is individually generated within our own mental psyches. We attribute this to being the "moon" in orbit around the sky, but the aforementioned alien race wanted us to *think* there was one so when they returned in the year 2056 (google Anipoid Race Returns To Earth) they can do so in a space vehicle of their own that *resembles* the moon so we will not be alarmed.

-4-

Nominated by Horatius

[On the gold of the devil...]

Check this out - Gold has been AVERAGED to $666 for the longest time.

Right now it's precisely $666.60

http://www.kitco.com/market/


This is NOT accidental by any means.

-5-

Nominated by Horatius

[On parking aeroplanes...]

And as for 911 how many of you pseudo scientists could park a Boeing 757 in your two car garage? Unless Houdini or David Copperfield posts here, it is unlikely the rest of you could accomplish such an illusion. That's the story your government has convinced you to believe: A box cutter weilding IslamoMuslimofaciastradicalArabterrorist who couldn't even pilot a single engine Cessna, flew a Boeing 757 with fighter pilot precision at speeds of 500 mph through a 16 foot wide hole into the interior of the Pentagon. Now who needs the tin foil?

-6-

Nominated by bruto

[On evolution as a Nazi conspiracy...]

Again, the gross ignorance that public schools indoctrinate students with is why most people don't understand the simple principle of sedimentation. The evolutionists love it that way, because then the next generation cannot challenge their ridiculous conclusions. This is why they go emotionally ballistic if someone challenges their theories in the arena of academics. It is a threat to the very sanity of the evolutionist. They MUST go unchallenged! To be challenged is unthinkable because evolution cannot possibly defend itself against a creation idea. If school children are given the choice, the Nazi evolutionists would not be able to keep them ignorant. And it make sense because the first thing the Nazis did in WWII was kill off all of the Jewish intellectuals. Knowledge by the general public is dangerous to evolution and why evolutionists are such zealots to make sure the curse of ignorance they push on the young is not challenged or broken. In the end they will lose. Truth always triumphs.

-7-

Nominated by lapman

[On the evidence for a coverup...]

The evidence of the cover up is in the fact that it has been covered up- hence why Scott is the only one talking about it.

-8-

Nominated by Horatius

[On Die Hard 4.0...]

so if Die Hard 4 is any predictor of the next attack, we can expect to see the stock markets crash, transportation disabled, loss of electricity, control of all media outlets, fake TV footage being presented as real, the theft of much of the nations wealth, etc. this can all be carried out by a relatively small group of insiders who can cause this destruction using computers. This same group (the red team), was also mostly responsible for 911, by being able to control the war games, disable NORAD and other defenses, etc. It even seems as the title is offering us a choice, we can either live free, or live in the reality of die hard 4. i choose to live free.

-9-

Nominated by AZCat

[On the unified theory of everything...]

It is the only proven possible theory that explains every bit of WTC debris/destruction/power. It is also the only theory that is a single theory. All other theories require bizarre ommissions of facts/circumstances and several sub theories to explain that which is explained in the single theory. All other theories require many of these other sub theories to explain what is already explained in the Thermate, C4-like explosives, thermonuclear devices and 911 Was an Inside Job (TCN911WIJ).

-10-

Nominated by Gravy

[On how the conspiracy theories could be falsified...]

If Gravy started working on our side... Would be a very bad sign.

I would re-examine all the facts....

-11-

Nominated by Anti-sophist

[On the Theory of Relativity...]

This tells me that the technology to create small nuclear devices is strong possibility.

[...]

It would only require about a dozen of them in each tower to produce the demolition witnessed....

-12-

Nominated by 8den

[On FHM for the truth...]

However, hiring models to wear 9/11 gear or do shoots with themes (Guantanamo Bay for example) is a very good idea. You could extend it to softcore if you really had to, but for some people, a pretty face and a brain is a big enough turn on.

-13-

Nominated by AZCat

[On the bouncing planes theory...]

No 767 has done anything remotely similar to what allegedly happened on 9/11
A 767 traveling at 500mph is going to pack a punch. I'm not saying it won't do damage, heck, it would probably knock some buildings keen over, but what I'm saying is implausible is that it would penetrate the building completely and then explode once inside. Aluminum Planes fail at point of impact. always!!!!

-14-

Nominated by CurtC

[On lies of magnitude...]

It was common knowledge untill more recent that the sun was 3mil miles, they then put a 9 in front of it.
Simple math. The moon goes around the earth every 30 days, it completes a full cycle every 30 days. A sun cycle takes 12mos. The moon is
250,000mi
x 12
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3,000,000mi to the sun. We are being lied to about many things. Ready.

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Important - Abbreviations for the poll:​

MaK: Malcolm Kirkman
AMC: Aldo Marquis CIT
Ann: Anonymous
CrT: CriticalThinker
Skp: Skip
rjc: rittjc
MJD: mjd1982
t9n: truth911.net
EdW: Ed Ward
pgd: pagandawn
EAx: EugeneAxeman
ixn: ixnay
FfG: Factfinder General
RvJ: RevolutionJim

Poll will close on 20 August 2007 at 18:10 PM (Australian Eastern Standard Time - GMT +10 hours)​

 

[Unsecured Coins]

mjd for the WIN

 

[PixyMisa]

Aaagh. So hard to pick just one!

 

[LashL]

Poll will close on 20 August 2007 at 18:10 PM (Australian Eastern Standard Time - GMT +10 hours)

Can you put that into real time?

Look, buddy, just because we have provisionally elected you the Democratically Elected Tyrant doesn't mean you can go all native on us when it comes to dates and times. The forum runs on some crazy U.S. time and place, so at the very least, the timing of the Stundie poll should conform to that.

 

[qarnos]

 

[qarnos]

Can you put that into real time?

I'm more curious as to why he wrote 18:10 PM

Someone couldn't decided between 12 and 24 hour time?

BTW, my calculations have it at 03:10 on August 20, Toronto time.

 

[Dog Town]

Originally Posted by EugeneAxeman
This tells me that the technology to create small nuclear devices is strong possibility.

[...]

It would only require about a dozen of them in each tower to produce the demolition witnessed....

Got my vote! This guy is funny to read...

Priceless,
DT.

 

[LashL]

I'm more curious as to why he wrote 18:10 PM

Someone couldn't decided between 12 and 24 hour time?

BTW, my calculations have it at 03:10 on August 20, Toronto time.

I am partial to the 24 hour clock myself, so A.M. and P.M. are quite redundant, as is the colon.

0310 on August 20, it is (no need to go into whether that is 08/20/07 or 20/08/07...)










I was just teasing Moby, actually, and bumping the thread without actually voting yet.

 

[8den]

Its been THREE LONG MONTHS since one of my stundies has been nominated, and Malcolm has to come along and sweep the board.

A conspiracy I tells ya.

 

[boloboffin]

Malcolm set the bar pretty [rule8] high.

 

[Horatius]

Yep, gravity boy is making a strong showing right out of the gate!

 

[Dave Rogers]

While I would have liked to vote for a superb example of circular reasoning from MJD, I'm afraid I have to participate in the Kirkman landslide. His appreciation of the nature of gravity is simply the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone have the nerve to say in public, but even that pales into insignificance compared to the fact that he self-William Rea'd and actually chose to defend it. If it needed anything else, William himself supplied it by trying to suggest that MK didn't mean what he so obviously did mean. All in all, this is the perfect Stundie, and from someone who, from his earlier behaviour on this forum, has already forfeited the right to any respect. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that if Malcolm doesn't win, it's proof of a conspiracy !

Dave

 

[Mobyseven]

I assume that you'll want all times in GMT from now on then?

 

[Dave Rogers]

I assume that you'll want all times in GMT from now on then?

Can we have them in the imaginary Truther time zone that places the Payne Stewart interception 15 minutes after loss of radio contact?

Dave

 

[Brainache]

I'm in Australia so GMT is too confusing for me. I think you should only use Cubic Time. That way no one will know what you mean.

http://www.timecube.com/

 

[Belz...]

Gravity-man has MY vote.

Go, horse, go!

 

[Normal Dude]

I have to vote for Kirkman, simply because I was allowed the privilege to witness the stupidity first-hand.

 

[stateofgrace]

This month could see a one horse race, all shining examples but Malcolm gets my vote.

 

[Rolfe]

I have to say, there were some stunning idiocies nominated and I thought Malcolm would have stiff competition, but when you see it in all its glory, there's nothing to touch it. And Mobyseven didn't even include the part where he said there was no gravity inside a TV tube, because otherwise how could the electrons get to the screen!



Rolfe.

 

[The Doc]

I didn't vote for Malcom, I actually kind of feel sorry for him for that one. Lol.