Well, I don't know about anyone else, but it seems to me that the evidence is overwhelming. Clearly, the government has a giant, variable-shape, variable-diameter beam weapon in orbit around the Earth.
The problem is, why haven't we noticed? I mean, to cause that sort of damage, the weapon would have to be huge, like the size of a...a
MOON!
Of course! Why didn't we think of it before? The Moon isn't a rocky satellite orbiting the Earth, it's a giant laser-carrying space station! This means that the space program, and thus the technology for space travel, has existed for far longer than THEY want us to believe. There is significant evidence to suggest that George Washington crossed the Delaware in order to personally oversee the construction of the first American spacecraft from alien parts. The space station "moon" project obviously began under Jefferson's term; when he said that "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots," he meant "from space." Any references to the existence of the moon before that time were forged, to complete the illusion that it's been there all along--it's all a government cover-up! Obviously, this has to be the case; I mean, it'd be ridiculous if space travel and the moon weapon had existed before that, the aliens didn't land until 1759!
The moon landings in 1969 weren't fake, they were the finishing touches! The last mission calibrated the laser! And the first one was to stake America's claim and let everyone know, when they were having fire rained down upon them from the sky, just who did it.
And each of the satellites currently orbiting the earth has a lens on it, which can further focus and redirect the giant moon destruction beam, since the period of the moon's revolution is so slow. After all, it takes a lot of power to move something of that size around independent of its orbit; the government's better off bouncing the beam off several smaller satellites than trying to position the moon directly above the target.
You know this to be true! Look up, at the man in the "moon," the next time you see America's mightiest weapon in the sky--it's a watermark, like on your money!!! It shows you the face of the man who designed it, whose name remains top secret!
So be careful next time you go out at night...some moonbeams are
deadly.
TF