He's gonna have to dig her up.
Speculation on who Trump will pick for VP?
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He's gonna have to dig her up.
Quit thinking so small! If he's dead, then he's not Canadium anymore! If he's not Canadium, he can be VP! Haven't you ever heard of govt. service from beyond the grave?
Besides, Most Holy Mr. Thrump will NEVER die! So VP is just an empty bag!
Ramaswamy seems to be crafting his presidential run to actually be an audition for the VP role.
But Trump tends to see the VP as a potential rival. He may want a chief of staff, but not clear successor. He prefers to have underlings continually fight and backstab each other to be the potential heir-of-the-moment and the VP role is too structured to function that way.
Then again, Trump is sexist. So he'll pick a woman because he can't see any woman loyal to him as a threat. So it'll be Nikki Haley or Kari Lake. Or Tulsi Gabbard, who was a dem but rolled hard right during the covid era.
But Trump tends to see the VP as a potential rival. He may want a chief of staff, but not clear successor. He prefers to have underlings continually fight and backstab each other to be the potential heir-of-the-moment and the VP role is too structured to function that way.
Then again, Trump is sexist. So he'll pick a woman because he can't see any woman loyal to him as a threat. So it'll be Nikki Haley or Kari Lake. Or Tulsi Gabbard, who was a dem but rolled hard right during the covid era.
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The Great Zaganza
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He should quickly pick the surviving members of Diamond and Silk - before they catch Covid, too.
sir drinks-a-lot
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I have no idea who he's going to pick, I only know they're going to be literally worse than Hitler.
Norman Alexander
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Does he have to have a veep? Can it just be him, all by himself? Nobody else measures up to him.
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TragicMonkey
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Rudy Giuliani.
lobosrul5
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The VP, if they were to become POTUS could, actually, potentially, cause more deaths than Hitler did.
Randy Rainbow?
Norman Alexander
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When did he wrestle? What was his signature finisher? Anyway, Trump could take him in a cage match.
A. Don't give a ****, it won't change my vote or anyone elses.
B. It won't be Haley, she's been disloyal by running against him and being mildly publicly critical of him.
Norman Alexander
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Seriously, it will be one of his handlers. Miller or Gorkas or someone like that. Someone who doesn't mind having their hand up Trump's butt making his mouth move.
Segnosaur
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Why do you think he had her buried on one of his properties? Easier access that way.
smartcooky
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Kari Lake
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Elise Stefanik seems to be working the hardest to be selected.
Segnosaur
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Theoritically a VP is selected based on their ability to draw in voters that the presidential candidate does not. (Either from a different part of the country, or like Racist Bannon in 2016, to court the religious nut-jobs that Trump might have had trouble appealing to.)
Now, Trump is definitely an idiot, so the question is, is there enough of his brain which is still functional enough to select a VP on that basis. If so, either a woman (perhaps Kristi Noem... strong Trump supporter, seem to share his particular version of brain-damaged policies. "See? I can't be sexist... I picked a woman for VP.") or a more traditional conservative would be in order.
Now, Trump is definitely an idiot, so the question is, is there enough of his brain which is still functional enough to select a VP on that basis. If so, either a woman (perhaps Kristi Noem... strong Trump supporter, seem to share his particular version of brain-damaged policies. "See? I can't be sexist... I picked a woman for VP.") or a more traditional conservative would be in order.
