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So apparently I'm going to hell...

I guess I'll see you all there as well. Maybe - If I'm lucky - I'll get to see Satin shoving a pinapple up Hitler's ass.
 
I notice that being pagan/neopagan isn't on the list. O well, I still get in for being Catholic and for (now) being agnostic, and still I've only got a measly score of 24!

I'll be there anyway, with bells on. How does a barbecue sound? Personally I'd like to barbecue Pat Robertson. On a spit.
 
Well,at least a few of us should stay on the top here to carry on while the rest of you all go to hell.He did not mention any of the following activities as being sinful,so there is hope for some yet.
Photography
building pinhole cameras [to take religious photos !]
operating PC's
surfing the net or sea[Not classed as PLAYING sport].I take playing sport to mean Baseball,Football,Golf,Tennis etc.
sailing
flying aircraft
hang gliding
climbing mountains
building ultra lights.
What have I missed ?????
skeptiform5 said:
I have been invited by my friend to a group on facebook called 'so apparently I'm going to hell' which has a list of reasons ,stated by Mr. Micah Armstrong originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, of why you can go to hell they include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blond
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future.
Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?
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Cactus Wren said:
I notice that being pagan/neopagan isn't on the list. O well, I still get in for being Catholic and for (now) being agnostic, and still I've only got a measly score of 24!

I'll be there anyway, with bells on. How does a barbecue sound? Personally I'd like to barbecue Pat Robertson. On a spit.
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Sorry, nothing but marshmallows that's why it's hell.
 
Hell, Sheol, Torments, Underworld or sheoul hell contains emptied paradise or Abraham's bosom as well as tartarus (arcane ) and torments, where we all had or have a future, or no future, if you will. The universe (unfortunately, as Einstein said about it) has finite boundaries, so their is no hope in random chance and inconsequentiality (sorry, there must be a better word). The end is suggested to be on the one hand a lake burning with fire and brimstone the universe folds into.
 
What a bunch of over achievers.

As I understand how it works:

John Calvin: you are going to hell, or not, regardless of what you do. Tough crap if you don't like them apples.

Pope: one un-repented mortal sin, and you are done, medium well. Your confession booth is right over there if that bothers you ... and don't forget, special dispensation if you stopped an abortion last week.
 
It fits Einstein's theories and Newton believed it though Newton's false worldview spawned Darwinism. Sorry about the two posts my car was over-parked. My point should have been, Jesus received the full penalty and punishment for all of our sins. Sinful failures, rank as they may be, much as society may condemn us to prisons and fines or worse for them, can no longer condemn us to torments (the correct term), followed by the lake of fire. The torments future is for relying on our own good to secure us from hell or whatever.
We just don't measure up. We got to rely on the one who took our place on the cross.
We need his life. a resurrected one. The only life that can be. Because, you see, we die. That death saves us from hell if we rely on the Christ saviour annointed to save us from hell and the other possible result,had the universe Darwin's infinite assumption, inconsequentiality. I think consequentiality suits me better even if in "hell." Main point, your sex preference, your type of sin, gluttony, lying, whatever, won't condemn you. Selfreliance as opposed to relying on Christ. That is the determinant. If Bill Gates is relying on his philanthropy that is just as much self reliance as relying on the disproved notion of Darwinian inconsequentiality.
 
Someone here mentioned Calvin as warning others about punishment for sins after death?
If there were such a place he'd be a prime candidate.

The Murder of Michael Servetus

Michael Servetus was a Christian living in the 1500's who incurred the wrath of John Calvin and was murdered by him and his cronies for illegitimate reasons. He was accused of heresy and railroaded through a mock trial and put to death being burned alive at the stake. Yet such an atrocity was praised by even well-known Calvinists as Bullinger and others for generations.


http://www.bcbsr.com/topics/servetus.html
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NormanDeArmond said:
It fits Einstein's theories and Newton believed it though Newton's false worldview spawned Darwinism. Sorry about the two posts my car was over-parked. My point should have been, Jesus received the full penalty and punishment for all of our sins. Sinful failures, rank as they may be, much as society may condemn us to prisons and fines or worse for them, can no longer condemn us to torments (the correct term), followed by the lake of fire. The torments future is for relying on our own good to secure us from hell or whatever.
We just don't measure up. We got to rely on the one who took our place on the cross.
We need his life. a resurrected one. The only life that can be. Because, you see, we die. That death saves us from hell if we rely on the Christ saviour annointed to save us from hell and the other possible result,had the universe Darwin's infinite assumption, inconsequentiality. I think consequentiality suits me better even if in "hell." Main point, your sex preference, your type of sin, gluttony, lying, whatever, won't condemn you. Selfreliance as opposed to relying on Christ. That is the determinant. If Bill Gates is relying on his philanthropy that is just as much self reliance as relying on the disproved notion of Darwinian inconsequentiality.
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That makes me feel like a spiritual vampire.
 
Sooo....I got 24. 24 and half if you consider getting natural blonde highlights in summer as "being blonde". 23 if you don't and don't consider figure skating a sport.

Wait...now that I think about it, figure skating probably counts for five or six items on that list all by itself...
 
TheKiwiSkeptic said:
I guess I'll see you all there as well. Maybe - If I'm lucky - I'll get to see Satin shoving a pinapple up Hitler's ass.
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That's from "Little Nicky".

Radrook said:
Someone here mentioned Calvin as warning others about punishment for sins after death?
If there were such a place he'd be a prime candidate.
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It's more complicated than that. Calvin was a prosecutor in the heresy trial and Servetus called for Calvin's execution for heresy also.
 
skeptiform5 said:
I have been invited by my friend to a group on facebook called 'so apparently I'm going to hell' which has a list of reasons ,stated by Mr. Micah Armstrong originally of the Assembly of God Church in Miami, of why you can go to hell they include:
Pot Smoking
Cigarette Smoking
Alcohol Drinking
Guitar Playing
Having a Tattoo
Showing Cleavage
Showing Bellybuttons
Girls Showing Their Knees
Girls Showing Their Elbows
Girls Wearing Tight Pants
Girls Wearing Miniskirts
Being Blond
Being Fat
Cursing
Kissing on the Mouth before Marriage
Holding Hands before Marriage
Groping Breast before Marriage
Having Premarital Sex
Masturbation
Having Anal Sex
Having Oral Sex
Being Homosexual
Judging People (He wasn't though, he was being honest)
Being Selfish
Playing Sports
Women Working
Watching BET
Watching MTV
Watching VH1
Watching TNT
Associating With Hollywood
Listening to “Gangsta Rap”, Techno, Christian Bands, and Rock and Roll
Believing in Evolution
Being Catholic
Being Jewish
Being Buddhist
Being Methodist
Being Protestant
Being Mormon
Being Muslim
Being Hindu
Being Agnostic
Being Atheist
Being a Woman (they're still paying for Eve's sin)
Being In a Sorority or Fraternity
Owning a Pet
Sin, Have Sinned, or Plan on Sinning in the Future.
Now for the big question... Who isn't going to hell?
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Astounding how God and Jesus let people continue going to Hell for an additional 2000 years until this guy in Florida figured it out.
 
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