Sir David Attenborough Finds Yeti Evidence Convincing

[zooterkin]

I was refering to Americans. I believe that Dr. Fahrenback is a Euro. Along the lines of that Russian Dr. who gets along so well with the pancake lady. Must be the southern "hospitality".

It wasn't too long ago, months in fact, that another American scientist was met with the same derision and ridicule here at JREF. His name is Dr. Hansen from NASA and he proposes global warming and tipping points. I don't think they hold any animosity towards cynics and naysayers however, it comes with the territory.

Has anyone got the decoder ring for this post? I'm obviously missing a host of allusions, but I have no idea what it's talking about, nor its relevance to David Attenborough and Yetis.

 

[kitakaze]

I often find MOTS' posts akin to what Dennis Miller would come off like if he had not a bit of funny in him and was on both heavy amounts of LSD and sedatives. Zooterkin, I am either somewhat embarrassed or appallingly proud that I can decipher some of that gobbledy-gook. The first part, anyway.

MOTS starts with a reference to a one Wolf Henner Fahrenbach. A 77 year old retired scientist originally form Germany living in Arizona. He is said to have a Ph.D in marine biology. He once wrote a paper on horseshoe crabs, believes Bigfoots participate in orgies and are highly resistent to conventional firearms. He is touted by many Bigfoot enthusiasts as a key mind in Bigfootery.

MOTS then gets his wires crossed a bit. He refers to the infamous Janice Carter in Tennessee who lives on a farm she explains is frequented by a clan of Bigfoots who's patriarch Fox often knocks on the door and asks for garlic in guttural English. Carter's farm was visited by Russian scientist Igor Bourtsev who believed her to be the Jane Goodall of Bigfoot.

Here are their escapades and they are stunning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZgd4rLrdOc

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/articles/igor.htm

MOTS mistakenly mentioned pancakes instead of garlic which was due to a well-known controversary in Bigfootery regarding a video allegedy depicting Bigfoot eating pancakes shot in Kentucky by Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization president, Matt Moneymaker. Here's is a link to that debacle:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/lawsuit1/

I am both fascinated and repulsed when I state that every single statement I have just made is true and not any type of elaborate farce invented by me.

 

[dafydd]

I think he's refering to yeti. But I must congratulate you on keeping his religion out of this. He must be an avowed member of the Church of England. I gess that carries more credibility than being a Mormon.

Perhaps Davey boy will apply real science here and have the footprint classified Anthropoides Nepaliborealis or something sciency like that.

Sir David is not a member of the Church Of England. A quote from the man himself.


"They tell me to burn in hell and good riddance," Sir David said, explaining that he is regularly asked why he does not "give credit" to the Lord for creating the flora and fauna featured in his programmes.

"They always mean beautiful things like hummingbirds. I always reply by saying that I think of a little child in East Africa with a worm burrowing through his eyeball. The worm cannot live in any other way, except by burrowing through eyeballs. I find that hard to reconcile with the notion of a divine and benevolent creator."

Sir David said he was raised in a religion-free household and it had "never really occurred to me to believe in God... I do remember looking at my headmaster delivering a sermon, a classicist, extremely clever - and thinking, 'He can't really believe all that, can he? How incredible!'"

He told of his exasperation when people ask: 'What is a mosquito for? They're no good for anything!' Sir David said he despaired of "that basic notion that the world is our oyster, that we have dominion over all things, that they are here for us". Asked where the notion came from, he replied: "The Bible, of course. Genesis, chapter one."

In an interview with the Radio Times, Sir David, 82, attacked the "terrible, terrible" fact that some British state schools are allowed to teach children that creationism and evolution have equal merit. "It's like saying that two and two equals four but, if you wish it, it could also be five. This is one of the errors. Evolution is not a theory. It is a fact, every bit as much as the historical fact that William the Conqueror landed in 1066. Indeed, more so, because all we have to tell us about William are a few bits of paper here or there - not very much at all. For evolution we have much more evidence: palaeontology, embryology, biology, geology.

"Darwin revolutionised the way we see the world fundamentally, but his basic proposition is still not taken on board by a lot of people." Sir David acknowledged, however, that "it would be a very bold scientist, and certainly not me, who believes it's the be all and end all".

 

[kitakaze]

Bigfoot enthusiasts will go at this like a four year old on a pile of brownies.

They might.

BFF thread.

Cheap a simps up the the hump:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/attenborough-yeti/

 

[Hitch]

I often find MOTS' posts akin to what Dennis Miller would come off like if he had not a bit of funny in him and was on both heavy amounts of LSD and sedatives. Zooterkin, I am either somewhat embarrassed or appallingly proud that I can decipher some of that gobbledy-gook. The first part, anyway.

MOTS starts with a reference to a one Wolf Henner Fahrenbach. A 77 year old retired scientist originally form Germany living in Arizona. He is said to have a Ph.D in marine biology. He once wrote a paper on horseshoe crabs, believes Bigfoots participate in orgies and are highly resistent to conventional firearms. He is touted by many Bigfoot enthusiasts as a key mind in Bigfootery.

MOTS then gets his wires crossed a bit. He refers to the infamous Janice Carter in Tennessee who lives on a farm she explains is frequented by a clan of Bigfoots who's patriarch Fox often knocks on the door and asks for garlic in guttural English. Carter's farm was visited by Russian scientist Igor Bourtsev who believed her to be the Jane Goodall of Bigfoot.

Here are their escapades and they are stunning:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZgd4rLrdOc

http://www.bigfootencounters.com/articles/igor.htm

MOTS mistakenly mentioned pancakes instead of garlic which was due to a well-known controversary in Bigfootery regarding a video allegedy depicting Bigfoot eating pancakes shot in Kentucky by Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization president, Matt Moneymaker. Here's is a link to that debacle:

http://www.cryptomundo.com/bigfoot-report/lawsuit1/

I am both fascinated and repulsed when I state that every single statement I have just made is true and not any type of elaborate farce invented by me.

You type a post like that and realize just how "on the money" William Parcher's sig quote is.

 

[zooterkin]

I often find MOTS' posts akin to what Dennis Miller would come off like if he had not a bit of funny in him and was on both heavy amounts of LSD and sedatives. Zooterkin, I am either somewhat embarrassed or appallingly proud that I can decipher some of that gobbledy-gook.

Thanks, much appreciated!

Cheap a simps up the the hump:

You just lost me again...

 

[LTC8K6]

You just lost me again...

Youtube video of Patty, the MK Davis bits, set to Neil Young's "We R in Control"

One line is "We control the chief of staff"

Chief of Staff sounds like Cheap a simp...and fits Patty...and is hilarious, imo.

 

[LTC8K6]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W05chByjNFE

 

[William Parcher]

Why would there be only one footprint?

There was a trackway. But those look different than the individual track. Also, you get the opportunity to pick 4 or 5 toes.

 

[William Parcher]

Old news. I knew that 25 years ago as a young boy:

[qimg]http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/tintin_in_tibet_1960.jpg[/qimg]

When they finally run into the Yeti, his head is just like the hoax scalp made from goat skin.

 

[manofthesea]

MOTS then gets his wires crossed a bit. He refers to the infamous Janice Carter in Tennessee who lives on a farm she explains is frequented by a clan of Bigfoots who's patriarch Fox often knocks on the door and asks for garlic in guttural English. Carter's farm was visited by Russian scientist Igor Bourtsev who believed her to be the Jane Goodall of Bigfoot.



MOTS mistakenly mentioned pancakes instead of garlic which was due to a well-known controversary in Bigfootery regarding a video allegedy depicting Bigfoot eating pancakes shot in Kentucky by Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization president, Matt Moneymaker. Here's is a link to that debacle:

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You are wrong again. Dr. Igor demonstrated how bigfoot ate pancakes at the Carter farm on one of the bigfoot specials.

 

[William Parcher]

Dr. Igor

It's not apparent that Igor Bourtsev is a "Dr." (as in PhD). I think he has a degree in Russian History. In Russia, the terms Hominology and Hominologist are the equivalent of Bigfootery and Bigfooter.

Igor Bourtsev, born in 1940, candidate of historical sciences, publisher, president of the Cryptosphere Fund for furthering scientific searches and explorations, director of the International Center of Hominology.

The International Center of Hominology

 

[William Parcher]

More on the Sir David Yeti thing...

Jonathan Ross: "... Let's do a show like with Andrew Loyd Webber. You could still be the Abominable Snowman. How exciting that that would be. That would be great if they found something like that. That's really what would excite us a big species like that."

 

[kitakaze]

You are wrong again. Dr. Igor demonstrated how bigfoot ate pancakes at the Carter farm on one of the bigfoot specials.

Doctor? You'll have to show me the link with Bourtsev and the pancakes. That would be rather coincidental to Moneymaker's Kentucky video. In the program I linked he demonstrates BF deer hunting methods.

 

[makaya325]

Kitz, why in the hell do you like mocking people who are seriously trying to research bigfoot in an unbiased way, unlike your scoftic way. "Dont tell me the facts, my minds made up"

 

[kitakaze]

1) Please point out where in post #42 I have mocked any serious Bigfoot researcher rather than relayed straight unaltered facts about them.

2) You are once again after many times being warned not to, attributing a false quote to me. Please stop doing that. I know that you are attempting to state you opinion of my position. You are doing so in a way that many find unacceptable such as was recently made clear in discussion with Bill Munns.

ETA:

3)

Kitz, why in the hell do you like mocking people who are seriously trying to research bigfoot in an unbiased way, unlike your scoftic way. "Dont tell me the facts, my minds made up"

Im am biased as ****! Deal with it. Yes, i said it!

Waiter, my food is dumb. Can I have jumbo plate of irony with a little hypocrite on the side?

 

[makaya325]

2) You are once again after many times being warned not to, attributing a false quote to me. Please stop doing that. I know that you are attempting to state you opinion of my position. You are doing so in a way that many find unacceptable such as was recently made clear in discussion with Bill Munns.

ETA:

3)

I have a feeling you are a hypocrite




Waiter, my food is dumb. Can I have jumbo plate of irony with a little hypocrite on the side?[/QUOTE]

 

[kitakaze]

Quote mess dodge.

I have no idea what I'm talking about and can't back up what I was putting on kitakaze so I'll just make a nuh-uh post.

Fixed it. You were warned.

 

[manofthesea]

Bigfoot enthusiasts will go at this like a four year old on a pile of brownies.

Perhaps you meant to say a plateful of broccoli.
There's been a couple of responses in the past three days at BFF. One stated that there must be other high altitude prints in the Himalayas and not only the Shipton photograph. (Discounting the encounter by Ed Viesturs, a Seattle native and the best climber in the world, probably not known by footers)

The other stated that this was very interesting, yes indeedy.

Bigfooters are American, with some kooky canucks, and remember that we had to have Sigourny (sp) Weaver narrate Planet Earth because no one here could tolerate a week long series full of bad English. Cheers.

 

[kitakaze]

Perhaps you meant to say a plateful of broccoli.
There's been a couple of responses in the past three days at BFF. One stated that there must be other high altitude prints in the Himalayas and not only the Shipton photograph. (Discounting the encounter by Ed Viesturs, a Seattle native and the best climber in the world, probably not known by footers)

The other stated that this was very interesting, yes indeedy.

Bill Green, mascot of Bigfootery. Remember the plane crash in the side of the mountain you thought was the target of a sasquatch attack?

Bigfooters are American, with some kooky canucks, and remember that we had to have Sigourny (sp) Weaver narrate Planet Earth because no one here could tolerate a week long series full of bad English. Cheers.

Yes, good point. I chocolate Wednesday finger manager it kiwi.

(Don't forget the Malaysians, Australians, etc.)