Simple Challenge For Bigfoot Supporters

[kitakaze]

Freaky new bats found by DNA barcoding. Bigfoot remains elusive.

Check the photos, they're awesome.

From the article

:“In the future, we’re going to have kids walking through the forest with DNA barcoders, and they will walk up and pick a leaf or touch a frog and they’ll get to know what that organism is,” said Paul Hebert, a population geneticist of the University of Guelph in Ontario who headed up the project.

Intrepid nine year old in forest:
'I, intrepid Johnny, will now settle this bigfoot phenomenom once and for all! You there, massive hirsute bipedal primate with the deer liver and the odour! No wormholes for you my stinky friend. Be still that I might identify you with my trusty DNA barcoder. There you are, no harm done. On with your vitamin A and riboflavin supplemental intake, misunderstood giant. Mind those trailcams... You there! Thunderbird! You're next!'

OK, so that's how it would go if it was Calvin and Hobbes.

 

[kitakaze]

Gah, I'm Canadian, my wife's American, my son was born in Bermuda. While he is considered both a Canadian and a US citizen, and has a Bermudian birth certificate, he has no claim to anything connected to Bermuda.

If your father only was born in Kazakhstan and your son started making with the Borat and introducing himself as a Kazakh would your eyebrows remain stationary?

 

[Mad Hom]

Freaky new bats found by DNA barcoding. Bigfoot remains elusive.

Check the photos, they're awesome.

From the articleIntrepid nine year old in forest:
'I, intrepid Johnny, will now settle this bigfoot phenomenom once and for all! You there, massive hirsute bipedal primate with the deer liver and the odour! No wormholes for you my stinky friend. Be still that I might identify you with my trusty DNA barcoder. There you are, no harm done. On with your vitamin A and riboflavin supplemental intake, misunderstood giant. Mind those trailcams... You there! Thunderbird! You're next!'

OK, so that's how it would go if it was Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm going with Trachops cirrhosus as being the coolest looking of the lot.

So riddle me this Kit do we have any idea where said flying vermin were discovered?? I mean wee teeny little winged rats and science discovered 4 new kinds how on earth did the stupid old close minded sciencists manage to pull this off?? They probably weren't from a remote coastal rainforest...surely not.

 

[Mad Hom]

Mad Hom, which do you think will occur first?

1) Proof that a flesh-n-blood Bigfoot does not exist.
2) Proof that a wormhole Bigfoot does not exist.

It's a never ending stage play when you believe in Bigfoot (from any origin).

Well Parch if those are the only two horses I can bet on....I'd have to put my money on flesh-n-blood Bigfeetsus. That Wormhole version that He Who's Name Shall Not Be Repeated is trying to sell is just to ridiculous.

You know your a USRDA,100% full blown Grade A Woo...if even Bigfoot Fan thinks you're a burger and fries short of a happy meal.

He claims Bigfeetsus DNA is impossible to sequence or something like that...how convenient huh? Oh,and I haven't been able to decipher yet whether he feels that Bigfeetsus can create wormholes or if they just have built in Wormhole Positioning Systems (WPS) but I'll keep trying to translate his language which I believe is Gobbledygookese,also I have found that if you read to much of this guy's ramblings at one time you begin to go insane...so I can only read it in small doses.

 

[kitakaze]

I'm going with Trachops cirrhosus as being the coolest looking of the lot.

So riddle me this Kit do we have any idea where said flying vermin were discovered?? I mean wee teeny little winged rats and science discovered 4 new kinds how on earth did the stupid old close minded sciencists manage to pull this off?? They probably weren't from a remote coastal rainforest...surely not.

I'm going with Myotis riparius as being the most retarded looking.

So, did you hear the one about the Kraut, the Mick, two potatoes, and a sausage? *bah-dum-bum-CHING* Ho ho... seriously, I don't talk to your kind, Madness.

I didn't see precisely where they were found but maybe they baited them with birds or frogs or whatever.

You should've seen when Cedrip was talking orbs over here. I guess if he came back here we'd have to be watchful for an appeal to pity. Did you see his copy of the PGF is back up for sale? Better than the original.

 

[Mad Hom]

I'm going with Myotis riparius as being the most retarded looking.

So, did you hear the one about the Kraut, the Mick, two potatoes, and a sausage? *bah-dum-bum-CHING* Ho ho... seriously, I don't talk to your kind, Madness.

I didn't see precisely where they were found but maybe they baited them with birds or frogs or whatever.

You should've seen when Cedrip was talking orbs over here. I guess if he came back here we'd have to be watchful for an appeal to pity. Did you see his copy of the PGF is back up for sale? Better than the original.

Be careful their Kit my good man...the man has told everyone on this other board that he will probably "go back to the JREF" because they aren't much of a challenge over there (Skeptics Society Forum)

I may have to clip some choice excerpts...theyre just so damn entertaining I tell ya.

 

[kitakaze]

Be careful their Kit my good man...the man has told everyone on this other board that he will probably "go back to the JREF" because they aren't much of a challenge over there (Skeptics Society Forum)

I may have to clip some choice excerpts...theyre just so damn entertaining I tell ya.

Looks like we'll be needing to hand a few of these out. Meh, at least Sweety will get to see how the pros do it.

 

[Huntster]

Because if Bigfoot does not exist in New York, then every single report is either a misidentification or a hoax.... down to the very last one.

Of course, you can cite the scientific law that makes your claim so?

 

[William Parcher]

So riddle me this Kit do we have any idea where said flying vermin were discovered??

It's no riddle. Each bat photo in the article says this...

a newfound Guyanese bat species

 

[William Parcher]

Of course, you can cite the scientific law that makes your claim so?

I'm not sure if there is one. It might read...

If something doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist.

 

[kitakaze]

Huntster, I'm sorry I haven't read Glickman yet. I look at it and my eyes just start to tear up. I promise I will take the time to read and consider it carefully.

 

[Mad Hom]

Looks like we'll be needing to hand a few of these out. Meh, at least Sweety will get to see how the pros do it.

I swear Cedrip is Plum Loco in la Cabesa. Submitted for your shock and amazement...

"Cedrip

I personally as a Bigfoot hunter, have found tracks that "end" in snow and mud, have see Bigfoot vanish, WITH NO CONVENTIONAL EXPLANATION,
and others have done this as well, even with video of the tracks.

Now, Dr Colm Kelleher of NIDS has written of bf vanishing in front of him and witnesses, and researchers on his team have seen a yellow orb
grow to larger size and become a tunnel and having a large hairy creature
crawl out."

Is this guy off his Meds...or what?? Why on earth would the man when confronted with tracks that just stop for no reason.. leap past possible hoax....to the wormhole take??

I see the yellow orbs rear there ugly head agin...damn the luck though....no camera handy to film such a momentus event.

Methinks Cedrip needs to call his shrink!!

 

[Huntster]

My dogs!! They're everywhere!

You'd better leash your dogs. Unrestrained canines are usually illegal.

I might not go outside again.

Why not?

Afraid of "booger men"?

I'm calling off my next trip to Carcross for sure.

I'm sure the people of Carcross will be thankful for that.

As most trends seem to bring out the entrepreneur in some fashion, I wonder why, Huntster, you haven't produced a Bigfeet repellent spray of some sort for the tourists.

I'm not into spray.

I'm into controlled fire.

Do you really want them out there unprotected?

I really don't care.

Personal protection is a personal choice and personal responsibility.

Trends can be found anywhere.

Including among "skeptics".

I wonder what you think about how comfortable people would feel about reporting Bigfeet sightings in Manhatten for instance?

I wouldn't know.

I'm not from Manhatten, and I wouldn't fit there at all.

 

[kitakaze]

It's no riddle. Each bat photo in the article says this...

Soooo slick, hey, Parcher? Mommy, why does Parcher always make me look stupid? *Huntster bites lip*

I'm sorry, I was too transfixed by the noses to see anything else and then too reluctant to look again.

 

[Mad Hom]

It's no riddle. Each bat photo in the article says this...New Found Guyanese Bat species

Ahhhhhh

 

[Mad Hom]

Soooo slick, hey, Parcher? Mommy, why does Parcher always make me look stupid? *Huntster bites lip*

I'm sorry, I was too transfixed by the noses to see anything else and then too reluctant to look again.

Yes the schnozz's on them winged vermin were indeed mezmerizing.

 

[Huntster]

If this in fact is the same Glick than I'm going to have a good long belly laugh at Fuddsters expense.

Don't read and consider his analysis. Don't consider the phenomenon with an open, scientific mind.

You laugh, fool.

The world will continue to spin just as it has, and all will be well.

 

[kitakaze]

Anybody up for a derail on bat evolution? Like really, what the shmendrick (is that yours, Madness?) is up with those noses?

 

[Huntster]

Originally Posted by Huntster
Of course, you can cite the scientific law that makes your claim so?

I'm not sure if there is one.

You're sure of all the wrong things and unsure of fact.

And you seem to like it that way.

It might read...

If something doesn't exist, then it doesn't exist.

While not scientific law, I know a similar, more popular saying:

Once a fool, always a fool.........

 

[Mad Hom]

Anybody up for a derail on bat evolution? Like really, what the shmendrick (is that yours, Madness?) is up with those noses?

Not originally it isn't...but I use it quite often...mostly when referring to the guy in the suit.

Bat noses look like that because teenage bats think they are cool with big leafy implants they get at some seedy back alley nose implant joint.

They'll be senior citizens someday though...and than they'll regret it.