Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

[Horatius]

He left out sulfur too: it should be Noah'S Ark.

Well of course he did, everyone knows that Sulfur is the Devil's Element!

 

[frenat]

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=241014&st=1485#entry4734025

Workers found the black boxs and the government said they where destoryed
Which is bull because the black boxs cant be destoryed

 

[thedopefishlives]

I think that one is s strong contender. I wonder how light/photons get from the sun to earth. Must be magic.

The sun's not real. It's a bright spot in the atmosphere that rotates around the earth once a day. Come on, you're not even trying.

 

[Call Me Crazy But]

From the wonderland called Icke

"On 911 did they make any attempt to catch people (in trampoline type things) who fell from the towers ? If not, why not ? I would have thought that plans would be in place for something like that."

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=242252

I know it's wrong but I couldn't stop the images that this put in my head.

 

[thedopefishlives]

From the wonderland called Icke

"On 911 did they make any attempt to catch people (in trampoline type things) who fell from the towers ? If not, why not ? I would have thought that plans would be in place for something like that."

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showthread.php?t=242252

I know it's wrong but I couldn't stop the images that this put in my head.

I'd like to meet the net that's strong yet flexible enough to safely decelerate a jumper falling at terminal velocity.

 

[jaydeehess]

They are around 1.75-2 miles apart, let's be conservative and say 8800 feet, so you would have a nice 10 seconds to spy that plane flying by....


do these people even try?

interestingly iirc when I did the math it comes down to 0.175 feet so one wonders if his mistake included not keeping track of units(feet vs. miles)
a truther on pft once divided distance in feet by time in minutes and declared the result was in feet per second!

 

[jaydeehess]

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=241014&st=1485#entry4734025

" destoryed"?

would that be formatting the flash drive?

 

[thebicyclist]

If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted

Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

 

[Dash80]

Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

How the hell would THAT work?

 

[Travis]

First man on the moon? They stripped this title seven times, one for each step on the moon he allegedly made.

Simon unless you are having a joke, the first human on the moon was Neil Armstrong.

Lance Armstrong is a cheating cyclist sportsman

I thought it was pretty obviously a joke.

I'd like to meet the net that's strong yet flexible enough to safely decelerate a jumper falling at terminal velocity.

This does bring to mind the mental image of people being flung back up into the air only to land on the neighboring buildings with a splat.

 

[Tomtomkent]

I'd like to meet the net that's strong yet flexible enough to safely decelerate a jumper falling at terminal velocity.

But Spiderman could do it!

(It worked so well for Gwen Stacy).

 

[TheRedWorm]

How the hell would THAT work?

It does conjure some VERY unsettling images...

 

[Jim_MDP]

I thought it was pretty obviously a joke.



This does bring to mind the mental image of people being flung back up into the air only to land on the neighboring buildings with a splat.

The black humor is the only thing I can understand about Simon's beliefs (I started at NASA in '87, you can imagine the rest). I like the hashtag play.

As to the net idea... yeah, dark as it is, the idea of six to seven hundred feet into a fireman's net. Uh...

 

[Alareth]

But Spiderman could do it!

(It worked so well for Gwen Stacy).

A) He didn't make a net under her

B) She was dead before he grabbed her with the webline

 

[Tomtomkent]

B) She was dead before he grabbed her with the webline

Meh. Even if she wasn't that little "snap" sound effect by her head speaks for itself.

 

[Tomtomkent]

First of all I demand you recognise these victims! Secondly I point out they weren't victims. So there!

First of all, have you seen me denying slavic people were massively the victim? Yes or no will do. Secondly, whatever you say, the Holocaust is still not about slavic people.

 

[Natan]

First of all I demand you recognise these victims! Secondly I point out they weren't victims. So there!

Twisting entirely what I said and proving again that the Stundies is partly about personal vendettas.

 

[uke2se]

I agree that Simon's post isn't really a Stundie. It's entirely wrong, but not a Stundie, because it's not funny.

 

[matt.tansy]

Twisting entirely what I said and proving again that the Stundies is partly about personal vendettas.

It is??? Well, we can't have that! Please point out which Stundie nominations for March are logically sound and factually correct so we can remove them from the poll: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?t=256155

 

[swright777]

Probably not the best, but:

My father believes everything government says, as do other members of my family and my community, and when they don't, they believe Fox news, which is just as bad.
...

They always believe the government, and when they don't they believe something else.