Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

[StankApe]

Because we know how much Fox News is a mouthpiece for the Govt!!!

 

[Tomtomkent]

Twisting entirely what I said and proving again that the Stundies is partly about personal vendettas.

Piffle. You said something that made me giggle so I nominated it. If you find anyting I say hits the right mix of sily-giggles stundie me. Please. Very few people on the board are petty enough to hold grudges.

 

[cjnewson88]

koko lands a stunner over on PF;

no one is going to be bothered trying to explain failure mechanisms of structures to someone like you

good because I am not interested in failure mechanism of structures. I am interested in precisely what caused those towers to fail

 

[StankApe]

koko lands a stunner over on PF;

damn, I think we have our winner

 

[Susheel]

interestingly iirc when I did the math it comes down to 0.175 feet so one wonders if his mistake included not keeping track of units(feet vs. miles)
a truther on pft once divided distance in feet by time in minutes and declared the result was in feet per second!

I am too lazy to do the math. But I think the mistake could also arise from the metre/mile confusion. This in no way excuses the stundie though.

 

[Spindrift]

Not to mention his time of 0.0002 seconds, and speed of 600 MPH (880 feet/sec) means that Regan is about two inches from the Pentagon.

Could be two inches. Depends on the map he used to measure the distance.

 

[Erock]

Could be two inches. Depends on the map he used to measure the distance.

 

[Alferd_Packer]

Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

 

[matt.tansy]

Maybe he was the world's first honest sockpuppet?


At the Apollohoax forum the new member named Believer said, "I am a believer in the Hoax theorie, and I will not lie. I may not answer, but I promise you I will not lie."


One day later...

Heiwa / Believer has been banned for sock puppetry...

 

[Mashuna]

You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

If guns had guns, there'd be no gun control.

 

[LaurelHS]

If guns had guns, there'd be no gun control.

Gunception?

 

[Jon.]

Campaign slogan for Republican Steve Stockman

How the hell would THAT work?

It does conjure some VERY unsettling images...

It would explain what this woman was trying to do. Maybe.

 

[Elizabeth I]

You have to wonder what were the slogans they rejected.

"If vaginas had guns, there would be no rape!"

South African doctor invents removable vagina dentata.

(Sorry, it just seemed to fit in the context.)

 

[dudalb]

We might have a new record, folks:Apparently there were theories about the Boston Marathon explosions being posted within ten minutes of the news breaking...

 

[dudalb]

Well of course he did, everyone knows that Sulfur is the Devil's Element!

Sulfur was one of the evil elements out to destroy The Metal Men in the classic Silver Age DC Comic......

 

[Alareth]

We might have a new record, folks:Apparently there were theories about the Boston Marathon explosions being posted within ten minutes of the news breaking...

That's pretty slow actually.

 

[atecom]

I just heard Fox anchor ask "terrorism expert" Tom McGee who could be responsible.

McGee's reply: "This appears to be multiple event...uh...with..with the use of multiple actors...so it could be a small group in the particular area that has this capability of unleashing so much harm."

Slip of tongue? Oops! The so-called "terrorism expert" admits actors were used. It really doesn't get any more sillier than this!

From http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=1602&start=30

I agree with one part at least, it doesn't get sillier than this.

 

[Travis]

Definition of ACTOR

1
: one that acts : doer

2
a : one who represents a character in a dramatic production
b : a theatrical performer
c : one who behaves as if acting a part

3
: one that takes part in any affair




Dictionaries! How the **** do they work?

 

[thedopefishlives]

Definition of ACTOR

1
: one that acts : doer

2
a : one who represents a character in a dramatic production
b : a theatrical performer
c : one who behaves as if acting a part

3
: one that takes part in any affair




Dictionaries! How the **** do they work?

Nonsense, Travis. In conspiracy cuckoo land, words only have one meaning: That which is most convenient to their fantasy.

 

[threadworm]

Nonsense, Travis. In conspiracy cuckoo land, words only have one meaning: That which is most convenient to their fantasy.

Well you completely missed that the numbers there are 1, 2 & 3. If you add those together it makes 6, and three numbers means three times 6, which is

666

Ergo, clearly, this is the antichrist's online dictionary.