Shower me with April Stundie Nominations

[Noldi400]

The biggest mistake I ever made in the Navy was washing a Senior Chief's coffee mug. Scrubbed it until it looked like new.

I had to have a serious talk with my clerk she did that very thing. It took forever to get the seasoning right again.

 

[HotRodDeluxe]

http://www.datehookup.com/Forums.aspx?p=FORUMPOSTS&forumthreadID=1150916&startat=121#48409848

Thread: 'Boston suspects are not white, should we waterboard??'

chrgrunter64:

"You're the dumbest @#&*. They're not white they're from a another country!!"

The gross stupidity evinced by this post is astounding and worthy of a nomination.

 

[JoeB]

http://www.datehookup.com/Forums.aspx?p=FORUMPOSTS&forumthreadID=1150916&startat=121#48409848

Thread: 'Boston suspects are not white, should we waterboard??'

chrgrunter64:

"You're the dumbest @#&*. They're not white they're from a another country!!"

The gross stupidity evinced by this post is astounding and worthy of a nomination.

Reminds me of this, from twitter. Not a stundie, but funny:

YesYoureRacist:
ATTENTION, RACISTS: The Boston bombing suspects are from the actual Caucasus region, meaning they literally could not be more Caucasian

 

[carlitos]

Reminds me of this, from twitter. Not a stundie, but funny:

 

[dudalb]

I am already seeing that the 9/11 truthers are migratings en mass to Boston Bombing Conspiracies. Not surprised in the least.

 

[Elizabeth I]

http://www.datehookup.com/Forums.aspx?p=FORUMPOSTS&forumthreadID=1150916&startat=121#48409848

Thread: 'Boston suspects are not white, should we waterboard??'

chrgrunter64:

"You're the dumbest @#&*. They're not white they're from a another country!!"

The gross stupidity evinced by this post is astounding and worthy of a nomination.

Apparently so many idiots confused Chechnya with the Czech Republic that the Czech ambassador to the U.S. had to issue a little lesson in world geography: http://www.mzv.cz/washington/

 

[LordXenu]

Gay marriage will cause men to not want to wear wedding rings which will destroy (heterosexual) marriage:
http://dalrock.wordpress.com/2013/04/15/lovestruck/#comment-79520

There is always this question of how homosexual marriage can hurt heterosexual marriage. I have an answer.

Given that the homosexual male community seems 5 times as large as its actual numbers through faux drama and being more outrageous than outraged, and

given that BOTH males in such a marriage will be wearing their wonderful wedding rings, I submit that

the second or third time some heterosexual man is asked about HIS HUBBY that his ring is coming off and no amount of whining or threats by his wife will get him to wear it again.

It’s going to undermine the perception of marriage of the very men which the institution counts on to uphold it.

 

[carlitos]

Oh my!

(In my head, I said that in a George Takei voice)

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

Oh my!

(In my head, I said that in a George Takei voice)

That's how I read it....

 

[Myron Proudfoot]

And with a name like Homo Erectus, they probably didn't need either girls or Viagra.

sounds like over-compensating....

 

[ComfySlippers]

Oh my!

(In my head, I said that in a George Takei voice)

 

[LordXenu]

Oh my!

(In my head, I said that in a George Takei voice)

The George Takei voice makes it the perfect response to that.

 

[frenat]

From a Chemtrail thread on the David Icke Stundie Mining forum in response to why "chemtrails" supposedly only happen over heavily populated areas.

its designed to make people different or queer

http://rense.com/general95/queering_dev.html

http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061465427&postcount=252

 

[Travis]

What, they stopped the chemtrails that make us all the same?

 

[Mashuna]

What, they stopped the chemtrails that make us all the same?

 

[cwalner]

What, they stopped the chemtrails that make us all the same?

 

[LaurelHS]

You guys obviously neglected to spray vinegar at the chemtrails today.

 

[jaydeehess]

stopped they the that all what us same the are chemtrails make..
It seems to be wearing off

 

[Justin39640]

stopped they the that all what us same the are chemtrails make..
It seems to be wearing off

No... Canada just uses a cheaper compound.

 

[threadworm]

Back from a week in Kos and checking out the gift that keeps on giving:

http://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=720&start=840#p2383536

Re: Fakery in Orbit: THE ISS
by JohnnySmithy on April 25th, 2013, 4:20 am

Over the course of my life I have always seen a star moving fast above the earth at night, and always thought it was just a satellite or something. Now I have come to realize that satellites and the ISS dont exist. So what I want to know is what the hell is that star thing that is moving fast above earths orbit?

If you want to know what I am talking about you can track the star here;

http://www.isstracker.com/

Whatever it is I think the ISS was meant to mask it, just find out what time it will be above your area and go out at night and check it out, there is something there I just have no idea what it is and would like to hear some theories as to what it is.

Could it be a small planet?

Psst, Johnny, there's a small clue in the link you posted....