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matt.tansy said:
CTs always accuse people who find fatal flaws in their simple-minded worldview as unable to think outside the box. That guy can't even picture what a box looks like in his mind.
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Written on the side of the box is "disagrees with me".
 
carlitos said:
I would support a change for the signs to read "please not to park here." I think it sounds more friendly.
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Problem is, that's just a polite request; you don't have to obey polite requests. We're looking for something more in the way of "rude order".
 
Horatius said:
Problem is, that's just a polite request; you don't have to obey polite requests. We're looking for something more in the way of "rude order".
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the sign's imply a final word.
"No parking allowed"
Only full on idiots would not recognize the desired intent of the sign as instructing drivers to not park at that location.
"Yield" signs do not always state who or what to yield or yield to.(I have seen the occasional "Yield to oncoming traffic)
"Stop" signs do not specify the details of when one may resume movement..
 
jaydeehess said:
the sign's imply a final word.
"No parking allowed"
Only full on idiots would not recognize the desired intent of the sign as instructing drivers to not park at that location.
"Yield" signs do not always state who or what to yield or yield to.(I have seen the occasional "Yield to oncoming traffic)
"Stop" signs do not specify the details of when one may resume movement..
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Yep. As a kid, I was easily amused by a "No stopping any time" about ten feet from the corner at a traffic light.
 
Horatius said:
Problem is, that's just a polite request; you don't have to obey polite requests. We're looking for something more in the way of "rude order".
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Something more like... "Park here and we will make you pay. Signed, City of etc, etc." :)

I did just come across online (what may be shopped) a Stop sign with an official added sign underneath...

"Full Stop - Free
Rolling Stop - $188.

You Choose."

I like it.
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http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061474914&postcount=5698

All this for one man, who, when they found him, they executed in a hail of bullets, without trial by jury or presenting a shred of evidence. Okay, he lived, but not to tell the tale, he can't speak in his own defence, how convenient. His brother never got his day in court either. This is America, how d'you like it?
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Those evil people killed him. OK he isn't actually dead, but they still killed him.
 
Redtail said:
... Ok, I've been really busy the past few days, did something happen that prevents him from talking forever, or is he just in the hospital not talking?
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From this article:
Tsarnaev is able to speak and has been interacting with staff at the Federal Medical Center Devens, spokesman John Colautti said.
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The spokesman said he could not comment on whether Tsarnaev was speaking with investigators.
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threadworm said:
http://www.davidicke.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1061474914&postcount=5698

Those evil people killed him. OK he isn't actually dead, but they still killed him.
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The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.


Norm
 
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