Shoe Thrown at Hillary Clinton

[Giz]

Hey applecorped!

Still waiting for you to explain how getting hit with a shoe would have "helped" Hillary Clinton, and for you to show your similar comments when Bush was dodging thrown shoes.

Thanks!

At this point, what difference does it make?

 

[Mike!]

There was an old woman,
Who was nearly hit by a shoe.
The reaction was such,
No one knew what to do.

 

[TragicMonkey]

I heard that Hillary used her Sith Force powers to make a shoe fly at her, to increase public sympathy for her and to get her a lucrative Nike endorsement deal. That's why she picked up the shoe and declared "I want to stomp on America's freedoms with my shoes!" then unfurled her giant bat wings, swooped into the audience to snatch a Christian baby, then flew back to her Fortress of Evil on Mount Doom.

 

[Spindrift]

I heard that Hillary used her Sith Force powers to make a shoe fly at her, to increase public sympathy for her and to get her a lucrative Nike endorsement deal. That's why she picked up the shoe and declared "I want to stomp on America's freedoms with my shoes!" then unfurled her giant bat wings, swooped into the audience to snatch a Christian baby, then flew back to her Fortress of Evil on Mount Doom.

You forgot the part where she ate the baby.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

You forgot the part where she ate the baby.

Hillary is a dingo?

A giant bat-winged dingo. That actually sounds plausible.

 

[Tricky]

Limbaugh floats a "false flag" scenario. Next on Conspiracy Tonight, the Magic Shoe Hypothesis.

 

[TragicMonkey]

You forgot the part where she ate the baby.

She didn't eat it, she raised it and under her influence it grew up to become King Joffrey.

 

[Mike!]

She didn't eat it, she raised it and under her influence it grew up to become King Joffrey.

*Sigh* Yep, it's like nobody reads fairy tales anymore, you know?

 

[newyorkguy]

Next on Conspiracy Tonight, the Magic Shoe Hypothesis.

“Apparently the media doesn’t seem to have much interest in what motivated the woman shoe thrower...." Rush Limbaugh

Limbaugh wonders "what motivated" Alison Ernst? The same Alison Ernst who once

filed an off-the-wall lawsuit detailing her devotion to Holmes, who was accused of killing 12 people and wounding another 70 in an Aurora movie theater. "James enters my head like Dennis Quaid in ‘Innerspace’ and he zooms to my heart and plays with it and forces me to care for him,” read the rambling federal court document. “I seek a restraining order to stop Holmes from entering my mind through subliminal messaging and causing me to be obsessed with him on a daily basis.”

Holy Moly. Limbaugh's as crazy as Ernst is.

Limbaugh dinged the media for not digging deeper into her motivations, musing that one explanation might be wanting to paint Benghazi critics unfavorably.

 

[Regnad Kcin]

Holy Moly. Limbaugh's as crazy as Ernst is.

Mr. Limbaugh no doubt kneels beside his bed each night fervently praying for a Hillary candidacy and presidency.

 

[newyorkguy]

Limbaugh dinged the media for not digging deeper into her motivations, musing that one explanation might be wanting to paint Benghazi critics unfavorably.

I knew right away this whole thing was connected to Benghazi. Somehow. Thanks for pointing that out Rush!

 

[12AX7]

Hey applecorped!

Still waiting for you to explain how getting hit with a shoe would have "helped" Hillary Clinton, and for you to show your similar comments when Bush was dodging thrown shoes.

Thanks!

Still waiting for applecorped to clear this up.

Limbaugh wonders "what motivated" Alison Ernst? The same Alison Ernst who once



Holy Moly. Limbaugh's as crazy as Ernst is.

I would bet if Charles Manson came out in opposition to Obama/liberals/democrats/Hillary, etc. Rush and the rest of the Duck Dynasty wing of the republican/conservative party would flock to his defense.