TheAnachronism,
I labelled my post in the '
Reason for edit' field as 'knee-jerk idiocy', as a clue to its intentions. Furthermore my post described a machine of a rather unlikely and illogical nature, and posited no use for said device - indeed any imaginary or unlikely usage had to have been supplied from your own musings.
As it was intended as both a commentary
and a fillip to the 'knee- jerk' reactions this sort of thread attracts, then your reply should be gratifying.
It isn't though, so please accept my sincere apologies for your
outrage mild apoplexy.
I would also like to state that I wish Ms. Anthony neither weal nor woe or any other form of injury from unlikely and contrived sexual devices, and wholly repent of any previous dildo based machines of doom.
Yours, contritely, R.C.