The decay of yet another idiot Grenard claim
by Dranerg Nevets
As the curtains rise, we see Grenard, in his first soliloquy:
Grenard: "If researchers were testing new products that looked promising for cancer or lipid control or AIDS you can be sure they would bury the poor performers until they got one (or more) that clicked for them. You seem to know a lot about science so you should know that unsuccessful results are rarely published. What's the point? We're all looking for a positive result."
[Exit Grenard, enter the Rational Harpies]
Rational Harpies: "But Grenard, surely we can cite for you example after example of negative scientific results being published!"
[re-enter Grenard] "I said, also didn't make it past Phase I."
Rational Harpies: "What? Where? Oh, that's right. You didn't. Please provide evidence that negative results are rarely published. Here are our citations; three culled from the first 20 of a quick search."
Grenard: "CONCLUSION: Successful study. Phase II"
Rational Harpies: "Uh, no. CONCLUSIONS: Clinical benefit was not observed. Why, oh why, Steve, must you prevaricate?"
Grenard: "These examples are phase II trials. Clearly."
Rational Harpies: "Poor, poor, Steve. He cannot acknowledge the distortion of the study results, and now he has watered down his claim from all of science to Phase I drug investigations. Poor, poor, Steve. He must have realized his first claim was utter nonsense! But, soft, what dark through yonder window breaks. It is Steve's claim. Fall back, fair claim, and decay the more as we stand with jaws agape!"
Grenard: "Not studies dumped in the file drawer or round file, preliminary tests or the equivalent of pre Phase I."
Rational Harpies: "So, Steve, your claim about science wasn't true? How surprising. So, Steve, your watered down claim about drug investigations also wasn't true? How surprising. So, Steve, now your claim about Phase I isn't true? How surprising. So now, Steve, we back way up to "pre Phase I? What is next, Steve? "
