(Laughing)
Yeah, because when
I buy a car, what I want from it is to have a range
seven miles longer than what the
average citizen drives in a day before it stops dead and has to be recharged all night! Because, you know, nobody ever drives more than that on average, or wants to take a trip somewhere, or wants to go to another store on the way home, or has to give junior a lift unexpectedly, or is stuck in traffic, or has the battery's efficiency go down with age...
Besides, playing will-this-lemon-die-on-me-in-the-middle-of-the-highway? as you enter the last few miles of its generous 40-mile limit is FUN and EXCITING, as happens to you when you forget to fill your car's tank and are driving looking for a gas station when the damn Needle has been on "E" for the last 20 minutes. Have no excitement in your life? Want to live on the edge? Buy a Volt. Only this time with no gas stations, as it can only be charged from the grid using an electric cable all night. Damn. (Why, yes, you could then use the -- bleeeech -- fossil-fuel gobbling environment-killing regular engine, but that sort of defeats the purpose, doesn't it?).
It makes sense, though, that the car also only seats four and has about the same performance of a car costing 1/3 as much. After all, the average family size in the US is now only 3.14 (presumably since single people are considered "families" for this purpose). Clearly thinking about having room for five or six people is ridiculous overkill. Who asked
you to want more than the average! Shame on you! Nobody's
ever going to want to, you know, give grandma and grandpa a lift anywhere, or arrange a trip with friends, or other crazy activities that grossly violate the "average number of people in a car" rule.
Yes, the Volt is going to a big hit, I'm sure -- just like
the projects, which were planned around the idea of how much space, air, light, etc. an average family needs. It was scientific! It used all the statistics! Whaddaya mean, the result was a hellhole? What are you, a racist or something?