Reddish stuff in the tub?

[Howie Felterbush]

That's funny, I've never seen that stuff in my showers or tubs...

Count yourself lucky; the eebil gummint isn't on to you...yet.

 

[AnnoyingPony]

Count yourself lucky; the eebil gummint isn't on to you...yet.

LOL! Yeah, I guess they must be persecuting our family by making our internet so damn slow. At least that's what my dad thinks. He could have switched to a better internet service, but NOOOOO...

 

[Nosi]

Well this thread is a huge relief to me. I can call up those ex-girlfriends who said I was lazy and didn't clean the tub enough. Turns out I was the target of a government conspiracy the whole time.

Now what the heck is in my toilet....?

Illuminati patties?