Reddish stuff in the tub?

I'm willing to bet that he is also into watching the Jesse Ventura show and also beleives any number of other CTs. HAARP is big with Chemmies.
 
There used to be a great photo floating around of a airliner cockpit instrument cluster with the words "Poison Spray" over one of the knobs. Does anyone still have a copy of it?
 
I don't think that picture is of bacteria...

They seem to look a lot like those nanobites the government uses to spy on us with. Just look at the way they clump and curl together... this is how they gather data.

And nanobites contain manmade material...
manmade material can rust...
rust is a reddish colour...

OMFG !!
:eek:
 
Howie Felterbush said:
Not really. I've always gotten along with him. We hang out on breaks and stuff. He's really one for spinning a yarn, but it's usually about hunting or fishing or something, not goverment conspiracies involving my bathtub.
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You need to grab him fast, he's on the slippery slope down the rabbit hole. Next week it'll be NWO and then he'll be revisiting JFK and the moon landings, and won't your lunch breaks be fun?
 
How to make a conspiracy theory.

1.Find something kind of wierd, clouds, bathtub scum, a chemical people don't intimately know.

2.Make it seem sinister

3. Blame someone for it.

4. Profit.

This guy would probably flip his wig if he found out about the green substance that grows on food....OUT OF NO WHERE. Or the change in state that occurs if you leave cream or milk out of the fridge.
 
Someone asked for this?

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Accidental Martyr said:
I've always wondered what that little flashing red light in the light fixture was.
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It's funny you mention that. There's a dude I work with that hasn't met a CT he doesn't like...including ones he makes up clearly out of thin air...

He believes that all Smoke and CO Detectors have microphones built in that record every sound in your dwelling (the blinking red light gives it away). Then a Gov't Black Truck can drive up and wirelessly download the info at their leisure.

Of course, I asked why the red light means it's a recorder...seeing that they don't need a red light to record things. He says it's the only way they can track the infrared signal from the device....LOL :D

I'll have to ask him if he has "inside" knowledge of the "red stuff in da tub".

:D
 
sadhatter said:
How to make a conspiracy theory.

1.Find something kind of wierd, clouds, bathtub scum, a chemical people don't intimately know.

2.Make it seem sinister

3. Blame someone for it.

4. Profit.
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reminds of that video that was circulating a while back where this woman was getting all worked up over the small rainbow resulting from her sprinklers.
 
Howie Felterbush said:
This guy told me with a straight face that the reddish stuff that you see around the bottoms of items that are sitting on the edge of your tub (shampoo bottles, etc) is a harmless chemical that didn't exist before about 1960 or so.
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It's a well known phenomenon.

Around here, we call it "Clean the d*mn bathtub once in a while. Do I have to do *all* of the housework?"

Yes, I'm looking at *you* again, Morrison...
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Howie Felterbush said:
I think his wife has hair. But then again, I admit I've never met the woman.:D

Is this guy having me on, or what? He seemed dead serious during the whole story.
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He's FOS.

Mostly that stuff is soap grime, which mixes with the iron in the water.

He's nuttier than a squirrel turd in a peanut factory.
 
Howie Felterbush said:
OK, I couldn't find a thread on this anywhere on here, and I think you all might get a kick out of it. Maybe not.

I was on my lunch break at work the other day, sitting outside and enjoying the unusually nice weather. A cow-orker walked up and said something about the "chemtrails". I looked up and saw a whole bunch of jet contrails in the sky. I kind of gave the guy a funny look and asked him if he really believes in all the secret government chemtrail stuff. He assured me he did, and that's when it got really strange...

This guy told me with a straight face that the reddish stuff that you see around the bottoms of items that are sitting on the edge of your tub (shampoo bottles, etc) is a harmless chemical that didn't exist before about 1960 or so. He was unsure of the exact date. He claimed the government had released a small amount of this harmless chemical into the ecosystem in California and has been charting its spread across the country. They did this so they could understand better how chemicals could be distributed to the citizenry without their knowledge.

I gaped. I goggled. I told him I was pretty sure the red stuff was just rust, or some mineral crud left over from the evaporating water and even if it isn't rust I was almost positive it was not some government created experiment.

He wasn't buying it.

Has anyone ever heard this particular totally insane theory?
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I've seen the reddish crud in tubs in action... And have a logical explanation for it. Our house we rented for a time was getting rings around the tub, shower, sinks, and toilets. The landlord sent over a repair guy who explained that the roots of the trees outside punctured the water and sewage pipes. The red nasty was the reddish clay dirt and bits of root coming up the pipes (plus things I do not want to think about). ;)

Because I was young at the time, I don't remember how our battle for sovereignty with the trees for that plot of space ended, but we did move shortly thereafter...
 
Tell him this tale;

Pot smoking is just a gov't plan to implant RFID chips within our bodies.
Mixed in with the weed are 'seeds'. However most of them are not actually seeds they are RFID chips. At one end of them is a tiny explosive that goes off when heated thus propelling the RFID'seed' into the smoker's mouth. It is absorbed in the gut and is designed to reside in the spleen.
The more you smoke the greater likihood you will have one and the greater number you might have. In this way they can track the people that partake, those most prone to accept chemical intoxication.
Other venues include fake beer bubbles and "Goldschlager' flakes.
 
Tell him to buy one of those Detox foot baths & he'll be able to lech all the red stuff right on out of his body through his feet. You can show him one of the ads with the nasty red water in the foot bath...
 
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